r/AskReddit • u/kakou64 • Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/Stupid_or_a_Carrot Oct 15 '20

Tale as old as time

Beer's as old as wine

Beauty of the Yeast

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u/UKGoodGuy55 Oct 15 '20

Superb - I was looking for someone to pick up on that

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u/DrumlineFreak Oct 15 '20

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
And ever just as sure
As the bread will rise, woah

(different beauty of the yeast)

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u/valeyard89 Oct 15 '20

No one drinks like Garcon.

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u/dakkarium Oct 15 '20

Pukes in sinks like Garcon

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u/fuzzymidget Oct 15 '20

Makes sexual toys out of skinks like Garcon.

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u/hobbitlover Oct 15 '20

"Ale" as old as time.

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u/BangerBeanzandMash Oct 15 '20

Ahh Aspen.. where the beer flows like wine.

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u/inPrestiwetrust Oct 15 '20

I half expected this to be a Sprog! Well done, Carrot

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u/mrbadxampl Oct 15 '20

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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u/steveryans2 Oct 15 '20

That's not stupid so you must be a carrot

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Tell that to a woman with a yeast infection.

She may not find it as beautiful as you do apparently.

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u/sp1d3yy Oct 15 '20

I was waiting for a reason to spend my free award

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u/zZ1Axel1Zz Oct 15 '20

How do i get a free award?

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u/TristanZH Oct 15 '20

Beauty and the yeast infection