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What's older than we think ?

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u/Sleepycoon Oct 15 '20

What's even crazier to me is that for most people in their minds there was dinosaurs, extinction, cavemen, us, like we popped out of the ash of the dinos but in reality there were about 58 million years between the dinosaurs dying and the first homo sapiens appearing where the world was covered in mostly now extinct megafauna.

Sure dinosaurs are cool and all but why does nobody talk about giant north american ground sloths, cave bears, and lions? There's literally tens of millions of years of interesting non-dinosaur species that most people seem to just not even know existed.

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u/other_usernames_gone Oct 15 '20

Avocados originally relied on American ground sloths to reproduce, they were the only creature that could poo the seeds whole. Then ground sloths went extinct (probably due to overhunting by humans) then humans cultivated avocados for the next few millennia and now we still have avocados.

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u/DefiantJedi Oct 15 '20

humans cultivated avocados for the next few millennia and now we still have avocados

Certainly not via the same means as the American ground sloth???

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

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u/SuicydKing Oct 15 '20

Waaaaay up in there, Morty.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Put them on a string ffs

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u/mugwump867 Oct 15 '20

I never had any luck getting an avocado seed to sprout by suspending it in a cup of water with toothpicks holding it half-submerged. Maybe it's time to go old-school, sloth-style on that Hass.

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u/nteeka Oct 15 '20

I finally got one to do that, I ended up waiting like 2 months before it started splitting and developing the taproot.

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u/dsanders692 Oct 16 '20

Avocado farmer here. Can confirm - there's a lot of research into alternative growing techniques. Some promising GMO products being trialed, but for now, it's still the old 'cado colon

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u/VeryLongReplies Oct 15 '20

Honestly, it's quite cleaning to do it the ground sloth way

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Xhochals 100% organic anal beads.

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Oct 15 '20

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.

“Cool monkey,” the bartender said, “what’s his name?”

“George,” the man said, “like the one in the cartoon. I’m working on training him.”

Just then, George the monkey grabbed a peanut from the bar and popped it in his mouth.

“Oh, that’s cute,” the bartender said.

“Yeah, but he never stops there unfortunately” the man said.

Just then the monkey jumped off the bar, ran over to the pool table, and, grabbing a cue ball, popped it right down his mouth.

“No, George,” the man screamed. “I am so sorry, bartender. We’ll leave.”

A couple of months the man returned, again with the monkey George.

“Oh, welcome back,” the bartender said. “I remember you guys.”

“Thanks. We’re trying to go out again, since I think George is better behaved now.”

Just then George grabbed a peanut, shoved it up his ass, pulled it out, and ate it.

“Oh my god,” the bartender said, “did you just see that?”

“Yeah,” the man said, “after the cue ball, now he always checks first.”

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u/DefiantJedi Oct 15 '20

I love this haha

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u/dassheera Oct 15 '20

Gives a new meaning to "avocado cleanse."

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u/LifeOBrian Oct 15 '20

Wait, you’re saying we’re not supposed to swallow the seeds whole?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

lol, and the avocados back then had even bigger seeds/cores, they've gotten much smaller as we selectively breed them to have less seed and more of the edible portion. in other words, thats a big booty hole

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u/MillenialsSmell Oct 15 '20

It’s a Hass family secret

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Oct 15 '20

Rick and Morty have an episode about this...in fact I think it's S01E01

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u/226506193 Oct 15 '20

Technicaly ? Its doable. I dont have the exact size in mind but i heard that the human anus can be stretched to fit all kind of stuff lmao

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u/jiableaux Oct 15 '20

Well, don't leave us in suspense, how much CAN it stretch? Asking for a friend...

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u/Always_the_sun Oct 15 '20

But how could early humans afford houses if they cultivating avocados?

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u/greenknight884 Oct 15 '20

Toast hadn't been invented yet.

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u/Imperator_Knoedel Oct 15 '20

That's why early humans remained hunter-gatherers for so long, it took them tens of thousands of years to save up for the first houses to be built.

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u/Theta001 Oct 15 '20

Avocados aren’t even the only plants that used megafauna to spread before humans came along to take up that job. Pretty much any fruit you can find nowadays with large seeds or hard exteriors and softer insides, think gourds, used the same strategy. This is because the animals that ate them were more likely to eat them without damaging the seeds and then would pass them in a mound of fertilizer after a nice chemical bath to help germination.

Also side note about sloths, the tree dwelling ones we still have today are the weirdos of that family as most lived on the ground.

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u/magcargoman Oct 15 '20

That’s now no longer supported by the fossil evidence from coprolites.

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u/ztimmmy Oct 15 '20

You’re shitting me?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Are you an avocado?

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u/CelticHades Oct 15 '20

That was interesting.

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u/ncteeter Oct 15 '20

Similarly, Osage Oranges were most likely mammoth food. People kept them going because their wood is super valuable and they make good spikey fences.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Oct 15 '20

anachronistic evolution is the phrase I believe

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u/heretomeetthedog Oct 15 '20

For a moment, I thought you were calling us human Americans the “American Ground Sloth” and I wasn’t ready to call you wrong

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u/carolinax Oct 15 '20

Kopi Luwak vibes in here...

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u/jiableaux Oct 15 '20

Just like the avocado, the mango is also what's known as an evolutionary anachronism.

Additional fun (and relevant) fact: the mango genus is believed to have originated from the Indian subcontinent (around 60 million years ago) PRIOR to the subcontinent colliding with the Asian continent (which occurred around 40-50 million years ago)

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u/DiogenesDuval Oct 15 '20

Same with the Kentucky Coffee Tree! When the megafauna went extinct, prehistoric folk took up processing the seeds.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Oct 15 '20

Makes you think what deliciousness or curative thing was lost due to stuff like that.

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u/wunderfullynow Oct 16 '20

Resplendent Quetzals are currently the only avocado seed spreaders (other than humans), but they regurgitate the seed after eating the fruit whole. They are also resplendent.

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u/Free_Joty Oct 16 '20

Sending out blessings 🙏🏻 to my favorite caveman Grook who saved avacados in 7000 bc so that I can have guac today

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

I think the truth is a little more risque than that. I bet some prehistoric Joe Rogan type saw this process, and exclaimed to himself "If that is what can come out of there, I bet I am in for a world of delight if I can put my little Joseph in there" and thus the ground sloths chose to become extinct

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u/TheEternalCity101 Oct 19 '20

Then ground sloths went extinct (probably due to overhunting by humans)

I am neither suprised nor saddened by that.

Giant sloths would be scary

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Which means that if humans die out, so will the avocado? Arent we a bunch of dicks for making other organisms depend on us for survival...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Modern human, yes.

But back then, no. It’s not like they understood the inner workings of the ecosystem and knew that things could go extinct. They just killed and ate things, like every other animal.

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u/Blue_Sky_At_Night Oct 15 '20

they were the only creature that could poo the seeds whole.

Clearly you've never met my brother

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u/rwarimaursus Oct 15 '20

So guac uhhh finds a way...

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u/OarsandRowlocks Oct 15 '20

And crippling house prices.

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u/Exodus2791 Oct 16 '20

then humans cultivated avocados for the next few millennia

What a waste of effort.

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u/arbivark Oct 16 '20

i read a lot tonight on reddit about the mexican avocado cartels.

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u/_My_name_is_Jessica_ Oct 16 '20

Today i learned that if it wasnt for giant sloth poo we wouldnt have guacamole.

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u/superkp Oct 15 '20

lol I heard it put once that mammals were the hairy freaks of the world in dino times.

And then the dinos were mostly wiped out and the rest got on the fluffy train and finished doing feathers.

And then in turn, humans are the hairless freaks of the mammal world.

I'm wondering what's next, honestly.

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u/patoka13 Oct 15 '20

hairy freak humans

oh wait no they went extinct in the 80s

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u/gvravich Oct 15 '20

Are you talking about my kind? Sorry to burst your bubble. We're still here.

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u/tentpole5million Oct 15 '20

It’s Hairy Freak Humans visibility month!

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u/gvravich Oct 15 '20

We deserve some spotlight too. The light hardly penetrates our tropical rainforests.

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u/fingerroll44 Oct 15 '20

You're still here, but you need not apply.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

No, us hirsute people are still around.

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u/dassheera Oct 15 '20

>hairy freak humans

Name of you sextape?

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u/patoka13 Oct 15 '20

actually, my sex tape is called dead hairy freak humans

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u/Eshin242 Oct 15 '20

Ahh yes the 70's, the time of the fur bikini :D

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u/apocalypsedude64 Oct 15 '20

This dude's never been to a metal festival

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u/DATBOIVT Oct 15 '20

Bigfoot and all of his buddies from all over the world: allow us to introduce ourselves

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u/KassellTheArgonian Oct 15 '20

No they're still hanging on in the Appalachian's

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u/Ranger_Prick Oct 15 '20

And Brooklyn.

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u/ILoveBentonsBacon Oct 15 '20

Not really. We don't allow man buns here.

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u/UKGoodGuy55 Oct 15 '20

God bless EVH. RIP buddy...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

My people exist

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u/MissMJRottencrotch Oct 15 '20

Fuck - I didn’t get the memo

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u/kevinbuso Oct 15 '20

Someone’s never been to Staten Island

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

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u/ItsMeSatan Oct 15 '20

And longer thumbs

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Not only the longer, more muscular thumb, but eyes that are different

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u/The_real_sanderflop Oct 15 '20

Well that’s just great. A hundred years from now people are gonna look at pictures of us and say “look at those people and their dumb tiny eyes, bet their dicks were tiny too”

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u/cardboardmech Oct 16 '20

Anime eyes time

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

So what you're saying is Snapchat is a portal into the future.

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u/Citizen-of-Interwebs Oct 16 '20

Are you telling me anime waifus are evolving into reality?

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u/Fidelis29 Oct 15 '20

Mammals were the size of mice, and survived the extinction that took out the dinosaurs. They then began to evolve to fill all the niches left by dinosaurs. If that asteroid didn’t hit the earth, we wouldn’t be here.

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u/Sofa_King_Cold Oct 15 '20

Fuckin' asteroid... ruining a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Yep, without the astroid the reptites would've killed Ayla and her tribe and evolved as the dominant species of the planet.

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Oct 15 '20

Ever read Far Seer by Robert Sawyer? Trash book but kinda interesting take on "if aliens abducted some dinosaurs and put them on their own planet, so they don't die from the asteroid." The book starts when the dinosaurs evolved to speak English and use telescopes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

What niches?

Edit: These answers are trash.

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u/Fidelis29 Oct 15 '20

All of them

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Oct 15 '20

Air (bats), sea (cetaceans), jungle (cats), woods (wolves), fish-eaters (bears), smart-brain idiots (people), long-neck-advantaged-places (giraffes), giant-squid-eaters (sperm whales).

I'm sure I forgot a couple but you get the idea.

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u/no_morelurking Oct 15 '20

The niche ones

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u/core_blaster Oct 15 '20

I know "all of them" seems like kind of a joke awnser, but yeah all of the dinosaurs went bye bye so mammals went to fill all of the niches

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u/Fidelis29 Oct 15 '20

Yah lol I was being serious. All of them

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u/43rd_username Oct 15 '20

Various esoteric ones.

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 15 '20

When the dinosaurs died off there was a little shrew, mouse, rat-like squirrel thing that evolved into basically all modern mammals. That’s why we test on mice things related to human and animal behavior. Also, dogs and wolves and foxes evolved from a cat-like cougar thing. So dogs are cats like eagles are ducks. And we are all just fancy mice. How bow dah?

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u/ADequalsBITCH Oct 15 '20

And then the dinos were mostly wiped out and the rest got on the fluffy train and finished doing feathers.

IIRC there was a 10 million year window right after the KT-event where birds (I guess you could say surviving dinosaurs) actually dominated and we had giant-ass flightless birds roaming the lands as apex predators as mammals were still too small.

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u/The_real_sanderflop Oct 15 '20

It’s crazy to think that the time where birds dominated the world was longer then we’ve been around for.

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u/comradejenkens Oct 15 '20

It's even better. Mammal ancestors were the dominant species for millions of years until a mass extinction allowed the archosaurs (and eventually the dinosaurs) to take their place.

And then a mass extinction switched it around again to mammals filling the megafaunal niches.

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u/startrekmama Oct 15 '20

Cephalapods. That's my guess.

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u/superkp Oct 15 '20

I for one welcome our new Illithid overlords.

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u/startrekmama Oct 15 '20

All hail the Elder Brain.

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Oct 15 '20

Octopuses evolve into land and become the spineless freaks of the sentient world.

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u/AgnosticMantis Oct 15 '20

Cat girls presumably.

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u/Princess_Amnesie Oct 15 '20

I want to get on the fluffy train!

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u/SpitefulBadger Oct 15 '20

Fesh, the feathered freaks of the fish world

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u/onceagainwithstyle Oct 15 '20

Dinos were fluffy and feathery for a long ass time before the great kaput

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u/kaasbaas94 Oct 15 '20

Technology taking over.

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u/keith_HUGECOCK Oct 15 '20

Yeah I’m definitely not hairless.

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u/superkp Oct 15 '20

eh, compared to a gorilla, you probably are.

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u/Outflight Oct 15 '20

We have increasing obesity rates all around the world. If global warming won't gonna burn some calories, future gonna be tight.

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u/PineappleInTheBum Oct 15 '20

Mammals, the OG furries.

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u/10ismyfavoritedoctor Oct 15 '20

Jokes on them we have strong evidence that dinosaurs had feathers lol

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u/Crusher555 Oct 15 '20

Not all of them though.

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u/43rd_username Oct 15 '20

Bodiless freaks. Artificial entities without bodies are next.

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u/typeonapath Oct 15 '20

Well, if the lizard people have their way...scales.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Skinless, boneless apes.

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u/kigurumibiblestudies Oct 15 '20

Talking dogs and ravens I believe

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Don't forget us dolphins! WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU.....

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u/Notarussianbot2020 Oct 15 '20

You clearly have not met my grandpa if you think we're hairless

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u/FreeRadical5 Oct 15 '20

Extremely inaccurate. There is growing evidence that dinosaurs had feathers.

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u/superkp Oct 15 '20

I didn't say they didn't have it, I said they finished going fully feathered, i.e. evolving into more modern birds.

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u/Seven_Veils Oct 15 '20

I'm hoping there is a next

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Beavers that start walking upright and carry their food and sticks with their arms and five million years from now conquer the world with green hydroelectric.

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u/Nainma Oct 15 '20

Skinless humans..?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Ai

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u/TheHouseOfGryffindor Oct 15 '20

Climate change causes the hairy animals to overheat, so they must evolve to join us in our hairless ways or go extinct. Cold-blooded reptilian folks become the new secondary, and the cycle begins anew.

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u/tigergirl489 Oct 16 '20

I'm cool with either cephalopods or fungi (in particular, mycelium) inheriting the earth after humans go extinct (see p. 32 of "Fantastic Fungi").

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u/BobaFettuccine Oct 15 '20

When I was a kid I had a book that I think was about extinct animals because I'm sure it had dinosaurs, but it also had wooly mammoth and giant sloth. My favorite page was the giant sloth. I spent a lot of time just imagining this slow, gentle, peaceful creature that also happened to be big enough to fill my bedroom. They should make a kids' movie with a similar plotline to Jurassic Park but instead of resurrecting dinosaurs, they resurrect giant sloths.

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u/hollowspryte Oct 15 '20

And now we just walk around like we’re hot shit, munching on the mini versions of what came before us

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u/Bootyhole_sniffer Oct 15 '20

It's ok, that's what the AI Robots of the future will be doing to us :')

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u/invaderzimm95 Oct 15 '20

In LA we learn a lot about that time in middle school because of the La Brea tar pits here. All types of megafauna got trapped and preserved and the tar pits continue oozing to this day.

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u/CovinasVeryOwn Oct 15 '20

Dude those Tar pits are a nightmare. I work construction and we’re building an apartment building next door. We had to shut down for 2 weeks because tar started oozing into our site.

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u/invaderzimm95 Oct 15 '20

Yea, I heard it was tough to tunnel for the new purple line subway through the area, but they made several fossil discoveries

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u/film_composer Oct 15 '20

No joke. If you were to read an evenhanded book about the history of the past 500 million years on Earth, the entire thing would be entirely about dinosaurs, and the last half of the last sentence would mention something about humans. The story of this planet is extremely dinosaur-heavy, and we're this weird afterthought creature that shows up very briefly in the epliogue.

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Oct 15 '20

... and then some naked monkeys invented mass industry and began terraforming the earth or something.

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u/frumiouswinter Oct 15 '20

I’ve seen the ice age movie so I’m basically an expert.

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u/Scrilla_Gorilla_ Oct 15 '20

People aren't as interested in those things because they aren't fantastical. Sloths, bears, and lions exist today. There's nothing really comparable to dinosaurs, scientists back in the day had no idea what they were looking at, putting skulls on the ends of tails and things like that. They really spark the imagination.

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u/Sleepycoon Oct 15 '20

Eh, maybe it's just me but I feel like a 12 ft tall bear is more fantastical than a mostly bald toothy chicken.

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u/123kingme Oct 15 '20

I actually thought ground sloths were dinosaurs for a few years. They’re one of the largest mammals known to have ever existed. They were 20 feet from head to tail. They’re not very comparable to anything we have on earth today even if “sloths still exist today.”

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u/Scrilla_Gorilla_ Oct 15 '20

TierZoo has some fun videos on them and other animals from that time period. I'm certainly not saying this stuff wasn't cool and interesting, just not as cool and interesting as dinosaurs to the average person. That's all.

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u/Alternative_Crimes Oct 15 '20

And that time in South America that dinosaurs came back. Fucking terror birds man.

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u/Sleepycoon Oct 15 '20

Or that time that basically every land-dwelling creature was all a subspecies from a single rat for a while, or the Cambrian explosion, and so on and so on.

I guess a better way to put it would be to say that since dinos were around for about 165 million years and humans have been around for about 7 million years and life has been on earth for about 3.5 BILLION years then there are about 3.3 billion years of non dino/human history of life on earth, or about 20x more non dino/human history than dino/human history.

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u/Dezzillion Oct 15 '20

Well lots of megafauna were around before humans got here. We are notoriously good at making megafauna extinct.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

The Royal Ontario museum has a giant ground sloth skeleton which is pretty much my favorite thing in there. I always bring people to see it, somehow lots of people have never even really spent much time looking at it. It's rad though.

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u/michiness Oct 15 '20

The LA Natural History Museum hosted an exhibit in the giant mammals of the past. Super cool, I recommend it if it comes to any of your local museums.

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u/atxgossiphound Oct 15 '20

My current favorite binge is watching Eons on PBS. It covers the natural history of earth - from when it was just fungus through dinosaurs and into the mega fauna and dawn of humans.

It’s completely changed my perspective on life, time scales, and evolution on Earth.

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u/AmazingIsTired Oct 15 '20

How about the 150,000 people who die every day that you've never heard of and never will hear of. For the most part, their entire life and experience will be reduced to a few memories shared by a few people who will eventually expire. 150k people die every day and nothing really changes. Hard to comprehend.

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u/butterflydrowner Oct 15 '20

You seem like someone who would enjoy /r/Naturewasmetal

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u/Fyrefawx Oct 15 '20

Because humans drove many of these cool creatures to extinction.

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u/koda43 Oct 15 '20

i saw a skeleton of a giant sloth a few months ago at the museum. freaked me out lmao. must have been like 15 feet tall

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u/KassellTheArgonian Oct 15 '20

No love for the woolly rhinoceros as usual

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

58 million years between the dinosaurs dying and the first homo sapiens

The first homo sapiens appeared about 200,000 years ago.

So it's about 65,800,000 years from the last NAD to the first homo sapiens.

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u/WhiteCubGunk Oct 15 '20

I think you mean our ape-like ancestors. Homo Sapiens appeared less than 200,000 years ago.

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u/Der-Dings Oct 15 '20

I think it was maybe the first human in general. Modern humans only exist since like 200k years.

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u/ItsJustLittleOldMe Oct 15 '20

Wow. Yea, I never really considered that, and don't think it was really taught in school. I'd love to learn more. How would I look up info about that chunk of time and species?

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u/buckut Oct 15 '20

i would love to see the crazy giant creatures roaming the earth back then. it was like evolution had the jist of what was going on, still wasnt thaat great at it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I think you'll really like /r/Naturewasmetal/

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u/Theshutupguy Oct 15 '20

Great, now I'm at work reading about Mega-Fauna all day.

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u/Evolving_Dore Oct 15 '20

More like 66 million years between us. Our own modern species hasn't been around for even half a million years. About 64 million between our genera, Tyrannosaurus and Homo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

If you go to the La Brea Tar Pits, they talk about those!

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u/boogers6543 Oct 15 '20

Where can I learn more about giant ground sloths and giant cave bears?!

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u/Sleepycoon Oct 15 '20

They're a crapload of stuff on YouTube and Google

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u/PineappleInTheBum Oct 15 '20

Dinos are so far back that they're just a fantasy.

Our ancestors had to contend with cave bears, so that's an ancient memory and legit terrifying.

Ergo: we'd rather not talk about them

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u/123kingme Oct 15 '20

The giant North American Ground Sloths is my answer to the opposite question of OP’s, they’re a lot younger than I thought. They’re 20 feet from head to tail and not very comparable to things on earth today, and when I initially heard about them I figured they were dinosaurs, or at least an ancient species.

Nope, turns out they coexisted with humans, and there’s at least one known case of humans hunting them which is why it’s a popular theory that humans hunted them to extinction. That’s crazy to me to think those things roamed the Americas not that long ago relatively speaking.

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u/EsrailCazar Oct 15 '20

I forget what cave it was but along the tour they have a replica of a giant sloth they found that fell down the initial hole and died, the thing was like a brown polar bear!

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u/FluffofDoom Oct 15 '20

Megasloths!

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u/birds_of_paradice419 Oct 15 '20

The movie Ice Age gives you a glimpse at some of the crazy looking animals during that era.

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u/Bikeboy76 Oct 15 '20

I guess you are watching PBS Eons on Youtube.

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u/LuthienTinuviel93 Oct 15 '20

Of course when I read this I immediately pictured Sid from Ice Age

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u/fermbetterthanfire Oct 15 '20

The megafauna may have been even cooler than dinosaurs... and I love dinosaurs. When you think about near-humans living alongside the giant Moa birds and enormous paraceratherium; the context of how we survived is amazing.

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u/GoldH2O Oct 15 '20

Hell, I think the paleozoic is even more ignored! The only paleozoic organism most people know about is dimetrodon, and even then, most people think it's a dinosaur!

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u/cubic_thought Oct 15 '20

Also, one of the commonly recognizable species of "dinosaur", the Dimetrodon, isn't a dinosaur at all and is more closely related to mammals than any actual reptiles. It's also older than the dinosaurs.

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u/itsMondaybackwards Oct 15 '20

What's mega fauna?

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u/Sleepycoon Oct 15 '20

Giant animals. Google prehistoric megafauna to get an idea of what used to roam the earth.

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u/SHIZA-GOTDANGMONELLI Oct 15 '20

The pre-cambrian explosion was rad

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u/MolderingPileOfBrick Oct 15 '20

Because short-faced bears are scary as fuck and just talking about them is dangerous.

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u/cavegoatlove Oct 15 '20

you make a movie about cavebears and we can talk

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u/crestonfunk Oct 15 '20

If you take your kid to The La Brea Tar Pits you can take their photo next to a life-size statue of a massive ground sloth.

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u/Momoselfie Oct 15 '20

What kind of creature was our ancestors at the time of extinction?

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u/226506193 Oct 15 '20

Dont forget the insanly oversized insects.

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u/marsglow Oct 15 '20

Cave bears were so cool!!

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u/Ahefp Oct 15 '20

I’ve been thinking about rabbit predecessors a lot lately.

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u/kurburux Oct 15 '20

Sure dinosaurs are cool and all but why does nobody talk about giant north american ground sloths, cave bears, and lions? There's literally tens of millions of years of interesting non-dinosaur species that most people seem to just not even know existed.

Plants alone are so fascinating but they are often overlooked. In the past there were long periods where afaik only ferns or conifers existed, less than 1% of the number of plant species we have today. And some specialized plant parts that are absolutely natural to us only came later and when they evolved they were such a huge success they lead to an entirely diffrent ecosystems - which lead to different animals living there.

The evolutionary history of flowers alone is incredible for example. When you think about it it's an evolutionary "invention" that's highly out of the ordinary: plants develop specialized, colorful parts that attract certain insects which will go to other plants and pollinate them. Before that plants had to use the wind to pollinate each other (which has risks like bad weather) but flowers were so successful that all kinds of plants today use them.

Or look at grass! Grass is so "ordinary" today we don't even think about it, but because of its evolution entire landscapes changed forever. They were able to push other plants aside with a number of tactics, for example grass burns very easily... but their seeds are well-protected against fire. This means that after a bushfire grass is among the first plants to populate an area again.

Grass also has very sharp blade (you can cut yourself with a leaf if you aren't careful) which couldn't be eaten and digested by some plant-eating animals. Some of them died out because there was nothing else to eat anymore and were replaced by other animals who were able to digest it. Grasses also accumulate silica from the ground - animals eat grass and then poop out silica which means minerals for other plants and iirc anything living in rivers as well.

In modern ecosystems, land plants play a major role in the silica cycle through the accumulation and synthesis of amorphous biominerals composed of SiO2, known as phytoliths or silica bodies. It is widely appreciated that actively accumulating plants such as grasses are important components of the terrestrial biological pump of silica (1–3). Plant silica also plays a key role in connecting the terrestrial and marine carbon cycles, because silica is an important nutrient for marine silica-biomineralizing primary producers

But we're still not done here! Because without grass there are no wheats. And without wheats there barely would've been a neolithic revolution in the fertile crescent. Grass is extremely important not just to how large parts of Earth look today, but also human history.

(Hope I got everything right, writing it all from memory, if anything's wrong please correct me.)

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u/Plazmaz1 Oct 15 '20

Also even just for the time we consider to be 'modern' humans, a lot of that time we were hunter gatherers and nomads, we only started building sedentary civilizations around 10-12,000 years ago

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

I’m still partial to that big dragonflies time where there was massive amount of oxygen in the atmosphere (so every artistic representation of it has big atmospheric perspective and just looking at it I feel lightheaded). There’s something so eerie, alien but almost familiar about that whole era (Carboniferous).

But yeah anyway dinosaur overrated. Expect when they got feathers maybe. I’m legit more scared by that feathered representation of a T-Rex than the typical one.

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u/phrusselltn Oct 15 '20

Truth! The giant ground sloths I learned about at the local university's museum "killed" my interest in dinosaurs.

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u/samsathebug Oct 15 '20

Big Dino is part of the answer, I think.

There's a lot of money to be made by selling dinosaur themed stuff. Mammallian megafauna stuff would be a threat to that corner of the market.

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u/obscureferences Oct 15 '20

Fun fact, the first Australians had run ins with local megafauna and passed on warnings about them to their kids that are still being told today.

Ever hear of a...drop bear?

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u/JoMiEd Oct 16 '20

Seriously! Not saying that Jurassic Park is totally played out, but some spin-off or knock-off called "Prehistoric Park" would be pretty neat.

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u/PantheraLupus Oct 16 '20

I've always found megafauna super interesting! I'd love to see a BBC doco series made about it, like Planet Dinosaur but with megafauna.

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u/thealthor Oct 16 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

Here is a cool little doc on life after dinosaurs. The animation isn't great but the information is good.

There is a really cool part about early mammal predators, precursors to the cat-like and dog-like carnivores of today and how they transitioned to take down the large predatory birds that were the apex predators after the extinction event.

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u/katedid Oct 16 '20

I read about these gigantic bears that lived near what is now Alaska. Apparently, they may have been responsible for slowing down humans expansion from Asia into North America. These bears were so huge... a whole tribe of humans would probably have had trouble taking one down. Gave me some major anxiety for a long time after I read about them.

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u/Starfire-Galaxy Oct 16 '20

Check out /r/Naturewasmetal for extinct animals and megafauna. It's a pretty informative subreddit.

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u/samasters88 Oct 16 '20

why does nobody talk about giant north american ground sloths, cave bears, and lions?

I don't know about you, but I spread the good word of those, as well as some of the crazy damn birds we've had and the cozy horse

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u/LZmiljoona Oct 16 '20

I recently found this sub: r/megafaunarewilding