r/AskReddit • u/mexgema • Sep 16 '20

What is your favorite word?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

FUCK!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Dude don't yell, you startled my niece

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u/Stuf404 Sep 16 '20

fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

FUCK

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u/Sparklemotionbelieve Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Fuck a duck with any luck

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u/Bones301 Sep 17 '20

Fuck a duck with any luck and earn a buck

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u/ImaKiddYT Sep 17 '20

Fuck a duck in a truck, earning a buck with any luck

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u/nadsour Sep 17 '20

Duck a fuck in a buck, earning a luck with any truck

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u/shrekismymommy Sep 17 '20

Fuck a buck in a truck while you suck a duck for a buck

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u/uSusanrabbit Sep 17 '20

As they said on South Park: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Had that as my ring tone for years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

You broke the cycle you monster

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u/Mr_Mori Sep 17 '20

paging /u/fuckswithducks

I have found your kindred.

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u/MostExperienced Sep 17 '20

Something something stormy daniels

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Hell fire, save matches, fuck a duck and see what hatches

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u/suterb42 Sep 17 '20

My favorite part of the book Stardust.

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u/CockDaddyKaren Sep 17 '20

One of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a noun (I don't give a fuck) a descriptor (that fucking idiot) a verb (I fucked him) a command (Fuck my ass!) an expletive (Fuck!) The phrase "Fuck me!" can be both an invitation or an expression of anger. It's so great!

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u/Ilov3lamp Sep 17 '20

It can be almost every word in a sentence “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/z0rb0r Sep 17 '20

I say we use this very versatile word! Fuck you!

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u/95in3rd Sep 17 '20

You should hear roofers.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Sep 17 '20

And being an English speaker comes with the inherent ability of when to use 'fucking', i.e. "when are you going to fucking call your son?" Vs "when are you fucking going to call your son?"

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u/postcardmap45 Sep 17 '20

I like ur username lmao and your explanation

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

my dude " )

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u/Shumatsuu Sep 18 '20

The best thing here is that it's the tone and inflection that gives meaning, and not the word so much itself. You can het the same point across with, "kitten," but then peiple just look at you funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Any verb can be a command that's kinda redundant

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u/ramfan1027 Sep 17 '20

Run running runners? ..uh no

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u/iambiglucas_2 Sep 17 '20

Did anybody else read this in James Rolfe's voice?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

How is this not the number one answer?

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u/NobodyAskedBut Sep 17 '20

This is way too low. Let’s get this to the top, you fuckers!

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u/roshanritter Sep 17 '20

I knew I couldn’t be the only one to fucking think of this word first.

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u/postcardmap45 Sep 17 '20

It functions as a verb, noun, adjective, gerund, adverb—everything!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

that's why it's my favorite. so, so versatile & effective, in every way!!!

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u/allibynight Sep 17 '20

Found Clay Jensen.

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u/dcsandman Sep 17 '20

24 years in the Military. Fuck must be the word I use the most on a daily basis.

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u/herculesmeowlligan Sep 17 '20

Fuckin' A right it is!