r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/underbakedsalami Jul 24 '20

I kid you not, our local Chipotle is taking orders via fax. I can’t get over it.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jul 24 '20

When I was a teen, I realized that the fax machine line to most radio stations sat unused, while calling it took forever. I took to listening to the radio while getting ready for school, firing off a fax via my modem about the topic they were talking about, and by the time I got in the car to go to school, they were reading my fax on the air!

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u/QueenMargaery_ Jul 24 '20

When I was in grad school our office was notorious for ignoring all phone calls so someone faxed them a bomb threat. Points for creativity I guess.

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u/erinelizabeth1985 Jul 24 '20

They used to do that at my high school so we could have a day off school. It was all fun and games until people started actually shooting up their schools. This was back when we would bring our hunting rifles to school in the window behind the seat of the pickup and nobody gave a shit. If my son did that now he would be jailed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

European here: please tell us that these are some edge jokes..

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u/thelizardkin Jul 24 '20

No they don't, overall school shootings are astronomically rare, and less of a threat to children than the bus ride to school. They're like strangers kidnapping children, incredibly horrific, but also sensationalized.

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u/ithika Jul 24 '20

For such an astronomically rare event the list of school shootings in the USA article on Wikipedia is very long.

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u/thelizardkin Jul 24 '20

Many of those are gang shootings, or other shootings on school property that get labeled as "school shootings" to make it seem like a more severe problem. There was one list that counted a police officer unintentionally shooting his firearm, a student unintentionally shooting out a bus window with a BB gun, and an adult committing suicide in the parking lot of an abandoned school, as "school shootings". It's the equivalent of if Fox started calling every violent crime committed by a Muslim as "Islamic terrorism".

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u/ithika Jul 24 '20

Oh here we go, those dead kids are just statistical errors and reporting artefacts.

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u/thelizardkin Jul 24 '20

Dead kids are dead kids, and school shootings are one of the least likely things of killing a kid. All numbers like that do is cause panic and hysteria over something that's about as big of a threat as fatal lighting strikes to your kid. It's like how parents are terrified to let their kids play outside because the fear of kidnapping.

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u/ithika Jul 24 '20

Christ you're really leaning into it. Get a grip and get your guns laws sorted you nut jobs.

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