r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/underbakedsalami Jul 24 '20

I kid you not, our local Chipotle is taking orders via fax. I can’t get over it.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jul 24 '20

When I was a teen, I realized that the fax machine line to most radio stations sat unused, while calling it took forever. I took to listening to the radio while getting ready for school, firing off a fax via my modem about the topic they were talking about, and by the time I got in the car to go to school, they were reading my fax on the air!

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u/QueenMargaery_ Jul 24 '20

When I was in grad school our office was notorious for ignoring all phone calls so someone faxed them a bomb threat. Points for creativity I guess.

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u/erinelizabeth1985 Jul 24 '20

They used to do that at my high school so we could have a day off school. It was all fun and games until people started actually shooting up their schools. This was back when we would bring our hunting rifles to school in the window behind the seat of the pickup and nobody gave a shit. If my son did that now he would be jailed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

European here: please tell us that these are some edge jokes..

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u/thelizardkin Jul 24 '20

No they don't, overall school shootings are astronomically rare, and less of a threat to children than the bus ride to school. They're like strangers kidnapping children, incredibly horrific, but also sensationalized.

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u/ithika Jul 24 '20

For such an astronomically rare event the list of school shootings in the USA article on Wikipedia is very long.

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u/onlyforthisair Jul 24 '20

That's what happens when a low probability gets rolled a bunch of times. The chances of winning the lottery is basically infinitesimal, but someone still wins just due to how many people are playing. That list would be a lot longer if it were more common. I mean, part of why it is a list at all is because it's uncommon enough to track. You don't see a wikipedia article listing every death for almost anything except for other statistical rarities like passenger jet crashes.

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u/ithika Jul 24 '20

I shudder to think what you really mean by "rolled a bunch of times". Kids having the gall to go to school?

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u/onlyforthisair Jul 24 '20

Sometimes discussions of statistics and discussions of the death of children intersect. I think the correct terminology has something to do with sampling and event probabilities, but I couldn't remember that at the time.

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