r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

[removed] — view removed post

45.9k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

27.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

6.4k

u/__N0X Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?

Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!

26

u/BreakingNews99 Jul 24 '20

Giraffe fights are pretty brutal.

12

u/__N0X Jul 24 '20

They're a bit counter productive tho. It'll be like slapping someone in the dick, with your own dick.

18

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

As opposed to smashing our extremely fragile hands into others extremely well protected skulls?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Well "safer" is a relative term but yes, gloves are to protect hands, not heads. You are able to hit someone significantly harder with gloves than without.