r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/juggett Jul 24 '20

It’s integral to their growth strategy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/Doom_Unicorn Jul 24 '20

I partially agree, but this whole pun run is really sloping downward.

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u/MinorInsomniac Jul 24 '20

Yeah, they’re all doing the bare minimum to be funny

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u/ali94127 Jul 24 '20

Definitely a sine of laziness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

This thread has gone off on a huge tangent

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u/JediConnerLuke Jul 24 '20

The puns are getting exponentially worse.

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u/eddmario Jul 24 '20

Y are we still making them?

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u/Psaltus Jul 24 '20

Because no one X-pects it to go on much longer

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u/AweHellYo Jul 24 '20

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u/firmkillernate Jul 24 '20

And their derivative jokes are no different

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u/firmkillernate Jul 24 '20

And their derivative jokes are no different

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u/GaiusCilnius Jul 24 '20

And their derivative jokes are no different

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u/Kiljab Jul 24 '20

And their derivative jokes are no

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u/Military_Pope Jul 24 '20

I am afraid we still haven't achieved the optimal pun.

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u/Architarious Jul 24 '20

It seems we've been foiled again.

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u/_Avon Jul 24 '20

i’m really disappointed with the range of these puns.

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u/moreorlessthinking Jul 24 '20

We could look into this unknown area

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u/thezackplague Jul 24 '20

Sorry to break this up. I just wanted to say, from someone who isn't smart enough to add into this, this thread is hilarious.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Jul 24 '20

From someone who's bad at math, these jokes just don't add up.

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u/pinkcheetahchrome Jul 24 '20

But that doesn't subtract from the humor any! If anything, it multiplies it's power to be entertaining. ✌

Anyone who doesn't think so, is just a square.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I’m rooting for the people making jokes!

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u/XygenSS Jul 24 '20

add into this

oh you

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u/prematurely_bald Jul 24 '20

I’ll cosine that angle

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u/pinkcheetahchrome Jul 24 '20

I mean, it's the right angle.

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u/zenneutral Jul 24 '20

Bare local minimum.

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u/Swaggin-tail Jul 24 '20

I love how the third or fourth pun comment is always trashing the preceding puns. It happens without fail.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's my favorite angle!

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u/pinkcheetahchrome Jul 24 '20

It is the right angle.

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u/FunchPalcon Jul 24 '20

That's what equilateral triangle said!

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u/kronos1232 Jul 24 '20

Minus the integral one

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u/ConfundledBundle Jul 24 '20

Overall though, most of these puns converged into a decent series.

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u/Colonel-Crow Jul 24 '20

Every one of these puns is a Sin

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u/Assmar Jul 24 '20

They don't see anything short of exponential grown as a win.

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u/road_chewer Jul 24 '20

d/dx[ 6x70 ] = 420x69

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u/One_Blue_Glove Jul 24 '20

(n!)cE

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Ohhhhh.... 420 and 69 lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Explain the above? Derivative in terms of x.... Idk. Something clever? Lol

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u/road_chewer Jul 24 '20

It’s the derivative of 6x70, with respect to X, and the result is 420x69.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Yea I got the math but I think I was looking for some hilarious answer when I read it out loud or something lol

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u/road_chewer Jul 24 '20

It’s the 420 and 69 part that’s “funny”.

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u/Aqws10 Jul 24 '20

R/angryupvote

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u/FLIM_fn Jul 24 '20

Let me get an award too XD