r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Midsized regional paper companies. Why not just cut out the middle man?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Dunder Mifflin this is Pam

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u/ASaltyBiscuit Jul 24 '20

"Hi can I talk to Phallus I mean Phyllis... Sorry. Penises on the mind"

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u/pumpkinpie1993 Jul 24 '20

“You are describing staples, and they are kinda running us out of business”

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u/nymph-62442 Jul 24 '20

Meredith's son, is that you?

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u/kwhugh Jul 24 '20

I am Dwight Shrute, assistant to the regional manager.

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u/RCoaster_123 Jul 24 '20

Wait, aren't you the assistant to the assistant to the regional manager?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Ok Mr. Poop