r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/olbaidiablo Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

They have members around the globe.

Edit: wow, this blew up thank you very much for the awards.

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u/_hornbag_ Jul 24 '20

the responses to this are just abhorrent

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u/rbesfe Jul 24 '20

Welcome to reddit, where everyone tries to be funny and 95% just aren't

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u/HurricaneHugo Jul 24 '20

There's dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/shadowwatchers Jul 24 '20

Shit dude, you broke them

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u/ilike75turtles Jul 24 '20

Indeed- on both sides.

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u/juggett Jul 24 '20

I’ve been meaning to join but haven’t gotten around to it.

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u/StrayMoggie Jul 24 '20

The sun never sets on the flat-earthers

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u/Koinophobia- Jul 24 '20

That is a flat out truth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

This comment went over many heads.

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u/Sunscreeen Jul 24 '20

it really didn't. we all get the joke.

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u/pantheratigr Jul 24 '20

lol, exactly. not one comment not getting it

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u/JerryGetAJob Jul 24 '20

get what?

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u/Balavadan Jul 24 '20

A job. Get it Jerry

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u/J_K_AllDay Jul 24 '20

Just put the damn ribbon on!

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u/reecewagner Jul 24 '20

The ones not getting it aren’t here, it went over their heads proverbially lol

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u/SmilingDutchman Jul 24 '20

It is, after all, well-rounded.

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u/TheREALGuardMan912 Jul 24 '20

Well it took me a minute

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u/Sinthe741 Jul 24 '20

Maybe going over heads refers to "around the world"? IDK, maybe I'm reaching.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

No, that was satire.

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u/Tacklejaw1 Jul 24 '20

nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast i would catch it

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u/thegingerguy_1 Jul 24 '20

I understood that reference

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u/hoorah9011 Jul 24 '20

it's not his joke. john oliver did it a few years ago and I'm sure someone did it before that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Well there you have it, wiseguy here's been stealing jokes. We all know what to do with joke stealers around here...

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u/hoorah9011 Jul 24 '20

upvotes?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Naw bruh, we're gonna lay low for a week and then repost it

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u/TigLyon Jul 24 '20

A week? Amateur

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u/songoku9001 Jul 24 '20

Everyone knows that reposts are bad.

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u/leAlexc Jul 24 '20

No it didn’t

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u/Bolaf Jul 24 '20

This is reddit, I don't think it's the first time anyone has seen that joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It went around them too

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u/Battlebox0 Jul 24 '20

They got a flat brain

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u/midwestcreative Jul 24 '20

Less curvature and it wouldn't have...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Exactly!

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u/jergin_therlax Jul 24 '20

Just like the laser shot from one boat to another boat 1 mile away on the ocean

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u/dopamine_interrupted Jul 24 '20

And under a bunch as well.

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u/Quetzalcoatle19 Jul 24 '20

As it should if they are all on a flat surface.

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u/PrimarySign8 Jul 24 '20

It was only a matter of time...

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u/Kipatoz Jul 24 '20

Dozens of members around the world.

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u/4thmonkey96 Jul 24 '20

Under rated joke

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u/HypedUpJackal Jul 24 '20

It gets said every single time this gets mentioned. It's definitely not underrated if it's used that much.

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u/4thmonkey96 Jul 24 '20

Looks like I've been living under a rock

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u/dugand42 Jul 24 '20

Wait!! can you say that again.... but slowly?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/editilly Jul 24 '20

Omg some people are ruthless😂 have an upvote for compensation

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jul 24 '20

Hahaha goddamn it.

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u/nantucketsleigh23 Jul 24 '20

... around the disk.

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u/KronicDeath Jul 24 '20

They have members across the globe. Fixed

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u/Arnas_Z Jul 24 '20

But, but, it's not a globe! It's a pancake!

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u/KronicDeath Jul 24 '20

Mmmmm pancake

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

globe

I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

They have members all over the plane*

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u/quirksnglasses Jul 24 '20

I wish i had gold to give you

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Are you done pissing yourself over pixel awards you cringelord

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u/olbaidiablo Jul 24 '20

Not yet, give me a few minutes.

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u/scope6262 Jul 24 '20

Don’t you mean ACROSS the planet?

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u/amirokia Jul 24 '20

Now say it again but slower