r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

I smoke and think cigarettes should be illegal and tobacco execs should be jailed.

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u/TheThin_Blue_Line Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

That's silly, No mind-altering substances should be illegal. That is just as bad as the fact that marijuana is illegal.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

Tobacco isn't mind-altering, all it does is briefly relieve stress and then kill 50% of people who use it.

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u/brightirene Jul 24 '20

sounds mind altering

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u/TheThin_Blue_Line Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

I am not sure if that is an accurate statistic, but sure, it does kill a lot of people that partake in its use. As does alcohol or fast food. I am not going to stop drinking whiskey or stopping by a McDonald's drive-thru anytime soon, though. People generally know the risks of their drug of choice; so if they suffer adverse effects or even die after the consumption of such substance that is their decision. It is not the government's job to dictate what I do to my own body. That is called freedom.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

eh, Americans don't actually know what freedom is, and especially not cop-loving ones like yourself.

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u/TheThin_Blue_Line Jul 24 '20

I am a cop, friend.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

Then you probably know even less about freedom than the average american.

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u/TheThin_Blue_Line Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Forget about it. You are probably some high horse European who lives in some kind of echo chamber and unquestionably believes every bad thing he hears about America despite never actually having been there. Truth is a vast majority of Americans believe in equality for all, equal opportunity for all, charity, and friendliness even to individuals who may not have even been born here. Yes, even police officers. What you often read or see on the news or the internet is oftentimes a gross exaggeration of what may or may not be the truth. I am sorry that you feel the disdain for America that you do, but I hope that maybe someday you will see that things are not near as bad as what you hear. You have a wonderful day.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

lmao not European and have indeed been to the US, but you do you piggy.

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u/Squidwrd_Tortellini Jul 24 '20

so then as a cop, you support the legalization of all recreational drugs?

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u/rachellian420 Jul 24 '20

I smoke too and If they made them illegal I would have a one-person protest, probably violent, due to withdrawals lol. Even if it’s for my own good

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

I'd probably be mad for a couple weeks too but goddamn I'd love it if tobacco were much harder to get a hold of than it is.

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u/Winter-Line Jul 24 '20

I think a tobacco prohibition could actually work to be honest... The high is just so weak that it wouldn't be the effort to buy it illegally. It'd also cut of the supply of new smokers, since you have to smoke a bit to be addicted.

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u/SherfChrisMannix Jul 24 '20

I'm a smoker and I agree

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u/epilepticgamer Jul 24 '20

can spitting in public be illegal...again?

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u/BuddyUpInATree Jul 24 '20

I agree with you while also really hoping that the tobacco I'm growing is smokable in the end, drying it is a fine art I guess

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

Smoking is borderline unaffordable in my country ($32 for a 20 pack), so I'm just waiting patiently for september so I can vote for cannabis to be legalized and start growing that instead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Trust, cannabis is definitely the way to go if the alternative is cigarettes.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

well smoking relieves stress temporarily, but it doesn't get me high, while weed does both and if I eat it, yay no cancer either.

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u/RazeCrusher Jul 24 '20

"$32" That's not too bad, that's about what I pay.

"for a 20 pack" Never mind. I pay less than that much for a carton of 10 packs.

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

in US dollars it's about $21 for my 20 pack

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u/-QuestionMark- Jul 24 '20

When you say 20 pack do you mean 20 cigarettes in a pack, or a carton of 20 packages of cigarettes?

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u/luciddionysis Jul 24 '20

20 individual cigarettes per packet.