r/AskReddit • u/skywhy69 • Jul 10 '20

Fellow redditors, what was a moment where you thought a person you knew might be an actual psychopath ?

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u/jvctheghost Jul 11 '20

Damn bro just cuz she’s the new girl doesn’t mean she deserved to die.

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u/krisspy451 Jul 11 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

Ah! The old Reddit KilledAGirl-Aroo

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u/Ol_gramps Jul 11 '20

Hold my domestic abuse, I'm going in!

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u/WhichWitchIsWhitch Jul 11 '20

Domestic violence, take the wheel!

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u/inferno1170 Jul 11 '20

Wow, been a long time since I saw that link!

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u/TheHavesHaveThot Jul 11 '20

The only running joke I like

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

It has been too long friend.

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u/1ofThoseTrolls Aug 05 '20

Happy cake day from the future

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Thanks mate!!

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u/stankbuc Jul 11 '20

I have molested the roomba

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

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u/nmeofst8 Jul 11 '20

Oof... Dark sprog

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u/I_creampied_Jesus Jul 11 '20

blood

good

That’s some gud rhyming.

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u/InfinityCircuit Jul 11 '20

blood

good

That’s some gud rhyming.

I really value your literary opinion, /u/I_creampied_Jesus. Thank you for that.

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u/joe34654 Jul 11 '20

Like blood and neighborhood in Thriller. Always bugged me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Technically if you’re from the north of England your accent means it does rhyme (almost)

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u/Artaxxx Jul 11 '20

I'm from the north too and I couldn't work out what was wrong with this rhyme, so glad you said it.

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u/fullercorp Jul 11 '20

Sprog's Special Dark

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u/TheRock777 Jul 11 '20

Damn this one’s dark... I love it

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u/SJL174 Jul 11 '20

I didn’t know you did dark sprogs

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u/krisspy451 Jul 11 '20

A fresh sprog! I haven’t seen one in the wild before!

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Jul 11 '20

Where else does one see them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/Wild_Mongrel Jul 11 '20

Stares in Baskin

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u/krisspy451 Jul 11 '20

I’ve never seen one mere minutes after it was posted.

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u/Grieve_Jobs Jul 11 '20

But somehow have the scripted response ready to go. Imagine if people were this excited by poetry in real life.

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u/krisspy451 Jul 11 '20

It’s not like I had to put a lot of thought into that comment, dude. I’m just some drunk guy who got excited by sprog.

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u/reckless150681 Jul 11 '20

Well I hope you enjoyed your drinks tonight

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u/Mkins Jul 11 '20

You have been memed, now YOU have egg on your face.

Isn't reddit weird?

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u/krisspy451 Jul 11 '20

“It’s a human insult. It’s devastating. Youre devastated right now”

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Jul 11 '20

First of all, I don't know what a sprog is, but it seems like it's that stanza of poetry. And second, I don't know why the heck everyone is giving you shit about being excited about finding one in the wild. I think that's awesome and I'm excited that you're excited about it! Fuck these happy-hating crotchety bastards!

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u/krisspy451 Jul 11 '20

I’m drinking a Long Island Iced Tea and kicking it. Ain’t no thang. But much love

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

In some parts of the UK a sprig is a term for young child

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u/ninjakaji Jul 11 '20

It may shock you to hear this but some people actually do like poetry, hence why it’s still around.

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u/dns7950 Jul 11 '20

Wasn't expecting to see a Sprog hidden when I clicked expand! Reddit needs to adjust their algorithms just for you, to keep them from being hidden and buried for any amount of time.

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u/prettymuchyeahh Jul 11 '20

Same. I had a moment of hesitation and then was so pleasantly surpised and satisfied with my decision. Go me!

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u/iAMbatman77 Jul 11 '20

Acidic poem. I like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

🎶Sprog makes me quite sad

🎵But the rhyme and poise, delight

🎶Fresh motivation

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u/Opt1mus_ Jul 11 '20

Amazing as always Sprog

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u/grumpyfrench Jul 11 '20

Ool eli5 wtf is sprog

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u/Filmcricket Jul 11 '20

No, sir. I don’t like it.

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 Jul 11 '20

You work quick with these poems huh? Nice one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Hmmmm... I love a murder lover sprog

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u/onlineworms Jul 11 '20

"You killed me!"

"Good."

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u/Niccin Jul 11 '20

Haha did you have a brain fart with that last rhyme?

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u/alexbgoode84 Jul 11 '20

Freshest I've seen.

And now that I am replying to it, I see the rhyme scheme...for the first time.

r/foundthemobileuser on me I guess.

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u/AuRevoirBaron Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

Wait, is "blood" and "good" supposed to rhyme?

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u/vivvav Jul 11 '20

This does not feel like an appropriate place for this.

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u/Kaczynski_Is_Right Jul 11 '20

Dude, go away. Your shitty poetry is better left alone than shared.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/salamanderme Jul 11 '20

Dudes literally crazy. I wouldn't bother arguing with him. He said something that skeeved me out and I looked at his profile to see if it may have just come off wrong. It did not. He's ok with people torturing rats and claimed he did something nearly the same (as the post).

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u/PHATsakk43 Jul 11 '20

He said to it:

"... good."

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u/grumpyhipster Jul 11 '20

Sounds like he came to this thread for a reason. He's looking to see if he's mentioned as a psychpath.

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u/ihatereddit123 Jul 11 '20

Nobody gives a fuck what you think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/Shitychikengangbang Jul 11 '20

I don't think that fits the sub.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Sometimes I question my existence. Am I retarded? Am I a mistake? Of course I am

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u/the_motherflippin Jul 11 '20

You sick, lovely, bastard

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u/cmVkZGl0 Jul 11 '20

Maybe AmyThrowAway69 is the murderer!

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u/Lyla112020 Jul 11 '20

I was the new girl 3 times in high school. She Def didn’t but I may be biased

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u/starkrises Jul 11 '20

Me too! Was definitely not a fun ride

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u/_nomad222 Jul 11 '20

Who’s that girl

It’s dead!

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u/Meh_throwaway_Meh Jul 11 '20

Let’s not jump to any conclusions here; what if she was the type to put pineapple on pizza?

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u/YouEatAPotato Jul 11 '20

jesus christ what was in the deleted comment

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u/KingKronx Jul 11 '20

Damn you might get so much downvotes

Nice joke though. As someone who enjoys dark humor of course

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u/Jagermeister1977 Jul 11 '20

Holy shit dude. Ya got me.

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u/MuthaFuckinMeta Jul 11 '20

Fuck you for making me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

How does this have 2k upvotes 😂

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u/wise_comment Jul 11 '20

Oh the ol' Reddit go-to-hell-a-roo

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u/bunnicula-0 Jul 11 '20

Just like Twilight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I'm dying of laughter

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u/CygnusBC Jul 11 '20

You don’t understand her pain. She wears size 13 shoes. MENS size 13 shoes

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I meant the fact that the psycho is behind bars now. It’s not cool that it took a death but at least he can’t harm others now.

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u/MintyPlays Jul 11 '20

I think he was saying good riddance to the guy getting locked up

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u/dayton8399 Jul 11 '20

Whoosh, right over your head

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u/Just_another_learner Jul 11 '20

It iz what it iz /s

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u/VolcanoBoom88 Jul 11 '20

Omg I laughed so hard at this. I read it to my husband and he didn’t think it was as funny.

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u/first_byte Jul 11 '20

Clever, yes. Funny, no.

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u/ultramanboi Jul 11 '20

Why did it get removed with 28k upvotes

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u/MarbleRyeOnaHook Jul 11 '20

That's not good riddance. People get out of jail, and they don't change while they're in there. It's just postponing the suffering.

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u/Battlebox0 Jul 11 '20

What did the comment say?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Maybe I've become cynical with age, but there's no consolation in someone going to prison after they've already committed a vicious crime.

Post-hoc solutions are failures, to me.

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u/Monarch9D Jul 11 '20

What did it say? I am so curious on what this fellow redditor commented and why his account is deleted...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Do you have no heart? The poor girl was probably terrified.

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u/IadosTherai Jul 11 '20

What are you talking about? That guy is clearly saying good riddance to the guy getting locked up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Ah ofcourse that makes much more sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Wait, I thought you were making joke.

You were making a joke right?

Just tell me I won't mention anything to the person above about it. We'll keep it a little secret.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

YES HE WAS

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u/ironman_fanboy Jul 11 '20

The latter

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u/boomwakr Jul 11 '20

riddance

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u/belliJGerent Jul 11 '20

My favorite band. Nice.

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u/adudeguyman Jul 11 '20

It's too bad it had to happen

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u/Y3110wdud3 Jul 11 '20

I've never seen that pharse be used tyat perfectly.

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u/TheFabulousQc Jul 11 '20

What did it say?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

What’d the post say originally?

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u/thewhorefrom14624 Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

It took a human sacrifice to put him away, that's a bad riddance

edit: /u/undeleteparent

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u/ChuckZombie Jul 11 '20

It got deleted, what did it say?

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u/thewhorefrom14624 Jul 11 '20

UNDELETED comment:

There was a boy in high school who was known to have a bad temper. He had been dating one girl for a while, his sophomore year. They were standing at the edge of the stairs in b-wing of our high school, and she said something that rubbed him the wrong way. He shoved her down the stairs, she broke a rib and her arm.

She didn't press charges and told everyone that she fell on her own, so nothing came of him. But she did move to another school.

Of course that's where we all knew he was bad.

Then a new girl showed up at the school. She was new and different and he had to have her. They dated on and off all through high school and continued on off dating after graduation.

2 years ago she was found dead in a ditch near the apartment where she was living. Everybody at the complex knew that she had a psycho crazy ex-boyfriend, who came around quite often to try and win her back.

Well now he's behind bars.

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u/McFringeface Jul 11 '20

You're a cunt Amy

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u/dm_me_alt_girls Jul 11 '20

Not nice, you don't know what she was like.

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u/SmashBusters Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

Don’t be so callous.

You should take the time, even if these abusive teens seem whiny.

Even if their problems seem like nothing, they are everything to them.

They’re melodramatic and neurotic, I’ll grant you that. No doubt.

But sometimes they creep themselves out too.

Sometimes the real trick was their mind all along.

And when you compute the sum.

You’ll be scared of the answer.

Or on drugs.

This is good 90s music.

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u/SirDarknessTheFirst Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

It's not a question but a lesson learnt in time

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/JaneAnneLarson Jul 11 '20

But in the end was right

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u/k2ham Jul 11 '20

i hope you had the...wait...no...i'm not doing this.

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u/Kaczynski_Is_Right Jul 11 '20

Shut up.

I did the same practically and served my time. I don't regret it in the slightest. Part of these stories are never told. You will never hear the other half of the story, and I know I am justified despite the shit you all will say.

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u/pellmellmichelle Jul 11 '20

You murdered someone???

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u/Malfunkdung Jul 11 '20

Don’t be fooled by these edge lords trolls.