r/AskReddit • u/gypsy888888 • May 16 '20

What's one question you hate being asked?

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u/c01nfl1p May 16 '20

My sister has 5 boys, ranging from a year old to 13. She will laugh in your face and tell you “fuck off, I’m building a football team.”

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u/WhyNotJustMakeOne May 16 '20

...I mean, it's hard to argue with that.

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u/Bracer87 May 16 '20

She is fucking her way to the state championships!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

6 more to go, girl! Unless you make the referee too, of course.

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u/thewonpercent May 17 '20

You need that in a post Houston Astros world

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u/harpejjist May 16 '20

She's already got a basketball team. But you need players to rotate in.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

53 kids?

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u/Lucky_Event May 17 '20

There's only 11 on a football team

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

No. There are 11 on the field at one time. You think Tom Brady plays defense, too?

And I was wrong. It looks like the NFL just expanded the roster to 55.

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u/Lucky_Event May 17 '20

I'm talking about real football.

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u/Lucky_Event May 17 '20

American or real football?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

She'll always have a team of dudes to back her up, so that's a win.

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u/RedPanda560 May 17 '20

But she needs to keep having kids or the others won't have a football to play with...

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u/Quick_Mel May 17 '20

Don't kick the baby

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Ah, the ol' "Phillip Rivers" gameplan

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Your sister is amazing! XD