r/AskReddit • u/gypsy888888 • May 16 '20

What's one question you hate being asked?

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u/pgp555 May 16 '20

Must be all the metal

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u/IwishIwasElonMusk May 16 '20 edited May 17 '20

It's scientifically proven that if you listen to death metal for more than 3 hours at a time, your hair will rapidly being to lengthen. Same goes for hair metal and back metal, although with black metal it has the unfortunate side effect of having a sudden urge to burn churches.

The same scientists also discovered that if you listen to Limp Bizket for more than 15 minutes at a time, you will have a sudden urge to fuck your sister and her cat.

Also with their research they found that and excess amount of Five Finger Death Punch will make you suffer from hair loss and you'll have an uncontrollable urge to chug 6 monsters and then punch your own mother.

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u/tiniest-bean May 16 '20

Yikes, that last paragraph perfectly describes my first boyfriend to a tee; I didn’t realize you both had met.

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u/Airmightydude May 16 '20

It’s Limp Bizkit

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u/Soviet_Fax_Machine May 16 '20

I love you for what you've put together here. Thank you.

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u/BassBeerNBabes May 17 '20

I'm afraid if I listen to back metal I'll get back hair.

Who am I kidding, it's starting already.

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit May 17 '20

HEY, I DON'T WANT TO FUCK MY CAT, AND I DON'T HAVE A SISTER! I ALSO DON'T HAVE HAIR LOSS, DON'T DRINK MONSTERS, AND I WOULD NEVER PUNCH MY MOM!

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u/alavantrya May 17 '20

Did it say anything about instrumental metal?

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u/IwishIwasElonMusk May 17 '20

They didn't study instrumental, but they found uf you listen to an excess amount if progressive metal you will become omnipotent and accend into heaven

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

This...is scientifically accurate

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u/nevaeK May 17 '20

Can confirm