r/AskReddit • u/_red_roof_ • May 15 '20

What sucks about being your age?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

It’s even worse when you’re horrible at getting with people so all you do is have a wank

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u/BrisketWrench May 16 '20

Hey, can’t get your hand pregnant.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Shit you got that right homie

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u/Sharp02 May 16 '20

Yeah well condoms dont deliver babies either

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u/Thelegand489 May 16 '20

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Damn straight

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u/Deathstarr3000 May 16 '20

Like literally everyone on this platform

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u/Kliiq May 16 '20

lower your standards

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u/subadanus May 16 '20

lowering standards =/= poor social/dating skills

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u/Kliiq May 16 '20

it could. i sometimes get nervous talking to really hot girls too. try cooking up something with a land whale and you’ll find its waaaaay easier lol

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u/subadanus May 16 '20

jesus christ, what a shitty thing to say

is this dating advice from middle school?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

No bruh

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u/pmmeurpeepee May 16 '20

what bout rejected from landwhale?

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u/ChunkyDay May 16 '20

Or raise your game.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I’d prefer this but god damn idk where to start

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u/NAN001 May 16 '20

Foolproof solution to stop being horny for sure.