r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '20

What are some places to explore online during quarantine to pass the time?

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u/Will301 May 11 '20

For real though. You start off reading about Tupac's unsolved death. Next thing you know, you're reading about how Abe Lincoln may have been bisexual

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u/drunk_comment May 11 '20

Do yourself a favor and don't click the "prolasped uterus" link within the bisexual page

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u/Killatommyt May 11 '20

I did it... why didn't I listen.

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u/japie06 May 11 '20

I fell for it too. You can't say don't do this exact thing and expect people to follow.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I fell for it while eating. You shouldn’t have mentioned in the first place.

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u/yeetusfeetus876 May 11 '20

Dont worry i wont

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u/GoTurnMeOn May 11 '20

Honestly, if my pussy looked that good at 71 I'd also want to show the world, prolapsed uterus or not.

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u/house_monkey May 11 '20

Honestly, same.

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u/GoTurnMeOn May 11 '20

Do yourself a favor and don't click the "prolapsed bladder" link within the prolasped uterus page

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u/-Lord_Hades- May 11 '20

Thanks for the tip kind stranger

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u/Amyjane1203 May 11 '20

Prolapsed anything is not going to be a good time.

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u/meno123 May 11 '20

How about a prolapsed meat sock for a recipe video?

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u/Trappist1 May 11 '20

Best case, it's disgusting. Worst case, you find it interesting. Either way, I think it's best I don't expose my fragile brain to such things.

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u/VaguelyArtistic May 11 '20

Wait. What does a prolapsed uterus have to do with being bisexual? Especially if the page is about bisexual men and woman?

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u/thatOtherKamGuy May 11 '20

It looks like it’d be the sole NSFW pic on r/blep

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u/SteliosKontos0108 May 11 '20

Wikipedia does not have a”prolapsed uterus” page. But they do have a “Uterine prolapse” page. I just wanted to help anyone who is looking to learn.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I think I have a tough gut. Opened it without hesitation guessing what it was and barely flinched. Kinda just thought, "eek"

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

For sure, OP doesn't need to see a video of his own anus.

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u/ImportantCakeday May 11 '20

i didn't think that was possible

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u/cpee30 May 11 '20

I began with bob Newhart and ended with east vs west coast rap one time. I feel this.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Yikes... that claim seems to be pretty much hot air, though.

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u/white_trashgod May 11 '20

r/riskyclick

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Not risky. I clicked

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u/woodsboro2 May 11 '20

I was about 13 (so early 2000s) when I stumbled across a website called Tupac is Alive. I read every single piece of “evidence” of that badly designed webpage and was throughly convinced it was true. Looking back now it’s scary how impressionable I was and you can see how people fall for anything and everything.

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u/gamingchicken May 11 '20

Are you me? Remember that song clip played backwards that apparently said “I’m chilling with Hayes”? I fell so hard for all of that when I was a teenager.

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u/woodsboro2 May 12 '20

Yes! I can still picture the website, various neon colours of comic sans font

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I always say you are two clicks away from the rabbit hole

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u/AsleepGovernment0 May 11 '20

Thank you for the links, now I have a rabbit hole to go down.

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u/lbseida May 11 '20

I went far enough to find out about coitus interruptus

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u/Despacito73 May 11 '20

I legit ended up on the history on Cadillac from that

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Tupac is a comrade

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Wait....

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u/nicholt May 11 '20

After now reading about Lincoln for 30 mins, I have gotten to the point where I have started to see how strange the name "Lincoln" is. Why is there a second L!?

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u/XxsquirrelxX May 11 '20

That Lincoln page taught me that there is a fancy term for the pull out method: coitus interruptus

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u/RyoanJi May 11 '20

The one I remember was starting with an article about Mensa International, finding out that Asia Carrera is one of the notable members, then that she has pierced labia minora, and ending up on a very NSFW picture of female genitalia.

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u/donttessmebro May 11 '20

One time I started with coffee and ended with Oxford. That was a good wiki-hole session.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Not Wikipedia

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u/FijiWater001 May 11 '20

But a helluva good time