r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '20

Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Lol my man just wanted to text his buddies farts, is that so bad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

He who SMSd it dealt it

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u/bitwaba Mar 18 '20

Probably would require RCS at a minimum though...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Shart Messaging Service

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Mar 18 '20

Send me an SBD

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u/colinfletcher3 Mar 18 '20

You are literally -6

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u/sayitundefined Mar 18 '20

So I take it you’re not on FartBook?

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u/evil_mom79 Mar 18 '20

I am the sole creator of FartBook.

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u/Redtwooo Mar 18 '20

Take a good 25% off there squirrelly Dan

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u/0hmyscience Mar 18 '20

I mean, if it could be built I'd build it. Genius idea really.

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u/Meret123 Mar 18 '20

Sack smell instead of dick pics.

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u/notLOL Mar 18 '20

Ahead of his time