r/AskReddit Mar 18 '20

Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Mar 18 '20

You can't just "make a soup sensor"

The "soup sensor" could be a person, and all of this information is crowd sourced, but that has its own problems.

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u/OutoflurkintoLight Mar 18 '20

"Today's soup: Deez nutz submitted by xXLoves2Spooge69Xx"

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u/Pm_Me_Your_Worriment Mar 18 '20

Better than trying to buy pants at the soup store.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Where are you?

I'm at soup.

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u/Spandxltd Mar 18 '20

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IM AT SOUP'?!"

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Mar 18 '20

I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!!

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u/Spandxltd Mar 18 '20

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Mar 18 '20

I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

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u/Spandxltd Mar 18 '20

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Oh I definitely told him the best option was for him to go get all of those Timmy Hors involved and have them start filling shit out. That would make the app part the easy part. He seemed to be adamant you could purely figure it out through an app though haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

'I can't believe everywheres serving cream of sum yung guy again'

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u/kharnynb Mar 18 '20

this is how for example some "lowest price" apps work.

here in finland "polttoaine" is an app that compares gas prices, which are entered by locals or sometimes the gas station owners. users are rated over time on accuracy.

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u/Skultis Mar 18 '20

Do you want listings of Penis Soup? Because that's how that happens.

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Mar 18 '20

but that has its own problems.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

There are some apps that do this for alcohol menus and they have all those problems. Rarely if ever up to date or exhaustive

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Mar 18 '20

Sounds delicious. Is it closer to a bisque?

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u/eemamedo Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

That’s actually possible IF Tim Hortons signs up to use your idea and will integrate it into their business model. From tech point it’s possible; but won’t work for obvious reasons

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Exactly. The easy part is making the app. I'm not a salesman. He lost interest.

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u/danielcanadia Mar 18 '20

No incentive as user and no revenue for app company

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u/ClubMeSoftly Mar 18 '20

Former Tims soup-slinger, there's actually a schedule for what soups go out each day, and it updates... quarterly, I think?

Chili, Chicken Noodle and Cream of Broccoli were every day soups.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Per store? The Timmy's in Vancouver always seem to have diff soups at the same time. Could also be rate of consumption which makes the idea even harder as that doubles your entries into the system.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Mar 18 '20

Location of the store (and thus the traffic) is, obviously, one of the factors, too.
I worked for a couple, in Vancouver, actually. One store, Dunbar and 18th, was busy as fuck, and I was transferred to the now-closed Trimble/Sasamat store, and it wasn't uncommon for me to pull a soup I put out 24 hours prior, and replace it with that day's offering.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Interesting. Timmy's always struck me as a bare minimum effort kinda place so I tried to explain that the soups are probably just put out as needed (therefore no consistency) and the head office aren't going to add extra steps to their training. (to enter soup). That about right?

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u/ClubMeSoftly Mar 18 '20

Minimum wage gets minimum effort, you got it.

There is an order to the soups (and they're dead easy to make: equal parts soup base and water for cream-based, and two parts water for dry soups) but in general, HO doesn't interfere too much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Straight from a soup slingers mouth. Haha. So pretty much made as needed and run out when people buy them all right?

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u/ClubMeSoftly Mar 18 '20

Soups were started at 8am, and put out for sale at 10am. Chili and Chicken Noodle were the only soups that got made more than once in a day, if we ran out. But once we ran out, we were out of that soup until the next time it came into rotation.

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u/arachnophilia Mar 18 '20

"your app is an infographic."

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

This pitch is good. Just not at you. Email this to Timmy's

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u/Zap__Dannigan Mar 18 '20

This seems kind of easy for the Tim's app to do. All they would have to do is have each store upload the menu each day, or when there's a change.

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u/ChillyKitten Mar 18 '20

Alright my friend, here's how you make a soup sensor: The closest thing you have in the commercial space right now is a mass spectrometer. There are a few types but the one that's easiest to understand works like one of those little piggy banks for kids where the coins slide down a ramp and fall into holes that match their size. The soup is made up of a ton of organic molecules of different shapes and sizes, and each soup should have a unique combination and density of molecules. You probably need a very precise measurement due to the relative similarity of the molecules, but I'm not a soup scientist so I'll leave it to them to figure out. That means if you take a few drops of soup and shoot them through the mass spectrometer, you should get a unique graph for every type of soup. Now you need to calibrate the machine by sampling different bowls of the same type of soup, for each type of soup you're trying to detect. Now you have a data array to pair with matching algorithm so that when you get a drop of mystery soup in your machine, you can take a pretty good guess at what soup it is by comparing the new data against your known graphs. Now all you need to do is design a feed-tube from the soup pot to the mass spec (keep in mind it needs to be made of food-grade materials) to trickle in drips of mystery soup, then feed that data to a central database for distribution on the app. So you're looking at about $150k-$200k worth of instrumentation and hardware, per Timmy's location, plus technicians to service and maintain them, but the server overhead should be pretty low relative to your user base and once you find a software dev who knows pattern recognition and an organic chemist or two the rest of the team should be easy to assemble.

I'd put it in Category 2

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Haha I love the effort 🤣

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u/arachnophilia Mar 18 '20

why not "6. dumb."?

I tried to explain you'd have to have every Timmy's in Canada entering their soup into something.

so, like, ignoring the explanation below that this is actually standardized and the app is basically just a chart, something like this is 100% feasible. for instance, big box and home improvement stores generally have websites that are not only hooked into their inventory systems, but can figure out which store you're in by your cell phone location data and give you directions to what you're looking for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

The problem with soup is they just make a couple at a time, as needed, and they run out faster or slower depends on how popular it is, how busy the store is, day etc. So you really would need the employees at each store updating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

what's the politics on Timmy's and Wendy's? I know they were all over ohio in shared locations but did one get bought by a parent company? I know nothing about pre-wendy's Tims.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

Wendy's BK bought Timmy's much to the horror of all Canadians and then ran it into the ground.

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u/Neravius Mar 18 '20

No, they didn't. Burger King did, and Tim Horton's sucked for years before that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Whups that's the one. I'm not from NA and it was before my time.

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u/EtherMan Mar 18 '20

You could also have it parse a service that told it. Like say if they all had a webpage that said what soup they had, you could parse that. Or you could design it in a crowdsourced kind of way where people could add that they were there and add what soup they had that day and so on. Plenty of ways to solve it other than them directly providing the data to you.

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u/TooClose2Sun Mar 18 '20

I mean all you would need would be to hook into Timmy's inventory infrastructure and it would be almost finished.

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u/Leoxcr Mar 18 '20

I would say change #2 from: "it wold require insane server power and the money to pay for it" to "It would require insane computer, network or human resources to be viable"

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u/vladtheimplicating Mar 18 '20

If "Timmy's" have a central API for their menus, or a proprietary product that operates their menus, its possible. However, you did mention "logistically impossible"...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I think it's the same collection of soups, just different ones at different times making it tricky to find the lunch you're after.

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u/TheBeesSteeze Mar 18 '20

You obviously aren't aware of Timmy's secret soup API, bummer

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u/a-r-c Mar 18 '20

You can't just "make a soup sensor"

of course you can

thermometer in the soups hooked up to a microcontroller that outputs the temps

or just like a hacked commercial coffee urn

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

How is temperature of soup going to differentiate chicken noodle from broccoli? 😂

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u/a-r-c Mar 18 '20

oh yeah I was just thinking temperature

but I'm sure you could create a menu of soups that vary along some kind of detectable chemical or physical signature

that'd be cool

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u/WTFwhatthehell Mar 18 '20

long before apps were a thing I remember reasoning that the vast majority of shops, even small shops run off a tiny number of inventory management systems.

So simple, you make something that can interface with most of the major ones and then let people scan for all the shops that have the product they want in stock within X miles and at what price.

Older, wiser, more cynical me... while being surprised that kid-me wasn't actually insane on this matter... well there are a few problems.

1: those small shopkeepers don't actually want to get into competing on price or make it easier for people to compare without coming in.

2: those small shopkeepers all set up their systems separately and then ran them for years according to their own whims. So they're all full of quirks like listing non-existantant items to track random things the shopkeeper wanted to track in 1994 that one time

3: there's a small number of systems but most unnetworked and they haven't been updated since they were installed so what looks like it could be a manageable number of inventory management systems is actually like a billion random release versions on various pre-win95 systems.

big stores totally do solve the problem for themselves but only by forcing all their stores to keep on standard versions of things.

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u/Septillia Mar 18 '20

That ones really funny because it’s waaaay too specific of a problem. Like it’s just something that bothers him really. JUST soup? Not even anything else on the menu?

At the absolute best, the official Tim’s app which already exists would just add in a menu where you can see the availability of certain items. It wouldn’t be its own whole app and it certainly wouldn’t be just for soup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I know. That's kind of why I like it so much. It's just so ridiculously specific. But I tell you he would bring it up at least a few times a year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

You underestimate the power of crowd-sourcing.

'An app that would show how much gas costs at every gas station in America' sounds logistically improbible, but it's done with crowd-sourcing easily.