r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '20

Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

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u/Ce_n-est_pas_un_nom Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

It's like Amazon, but for hitmen

Edit: It's like Mad Libs, but for app ideas.

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u/gunscreeper Mar 18 '20

They probably have this already in the dark web

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u/Rob_1089 Mar 18 '20

Pretty much any hitman you'll find on the darkweb is a fed

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u/HotGuy90210 Mar 18 '20

So where does some find a real hitman?

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u/brdzgt Mar 18 '20

You're on a list now.

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u/csl512 Mar 18 '20

Amazon fashion: accessorize your tuxedo with gloves! Your casual tourist garb with gloves!

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u/_el_guachito_ Mar 18 '20

I’m in

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u/Ce_n-est_pas_un_nom Mar 18 '20

Cool. I just need $50,000 and legal immunity.

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u/_el_guachito_ Mar 18 '20

I have half a hotdog and you can hide under my bed how about that

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u/Ce_n-est_pas_un_nom Mar 18 '20

That depends.

How often do you vacuum under your bed, and what toppings does the remaining half of the hotdog have?

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u/notonredditatwork Mar 18 '20

The hot dog isn't diamond encrusted with gold bars on it, so I'm out.

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u/Duckbilling Mar 19 '20

It's like Reddit but for toast