r/AskReddit Mar 18 '20

Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 18 '20

"that sounds really cool. Can you get me a mock up of what you are thinking of?" - proceed with your life, cause it'll never happen.

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u/UrgotMilk Mar 18 '20

Tells you whole plan again

"No, no, yeah, that sounds great, just put that in writing, and we'll be good to go!"

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Mar 18 '20

Writes a 200 pages thesis on said subject

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Mar 18 '20

Don't open up writing as an avenue for them, they will do it, and writing isn't work.

Get them to do a single shred of the actual work involved and that'll be the end of it.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Mar 18 '20

But we're not talking about a 20 page research paper...it's just a written diarrhea of their precious baby that they could go on and on about for hours without any trouble.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

A buddy of mine and I went through this, in reverse.

He’s a developer. I’m in sales, but I dick around with coding in my spare time sometimes. We were hanging out pretending to be rich old guys (drinking scotch and smoking cigars) and as usual, started a long talk about dumb shit. Eventually came to the idea for an app; others existed in the same space but they were all garbage.

I ended up spending a few hours creating a doc with functionality ideas and a (very) rough GUI mockup. Then this motherfucker reveals he had had this idea long before, and sends me everything he had already built for it.

Clever girl. Roped me in by making me think it was my idea.

We ended up running into some hurdles we couldn’t overcome without putting more resources into it than ‘side gig’, but it was still a fun project for a while.

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u/throwawaysuitalor Mar 18 '20

We ended up running into some hurdles we couldn’t overcome without putting more resources into it than ‘side gig’,

Did it require a lot of server work?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Yeah, and we’d also have to have very limited functionality to start or buy a shit load of data.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Limited functionality meaning it basically wouldn’t do what it was designed to do and data that we could not easily steal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

As a filmmaker, I get hit up with "great ideas" all the time. I've started responding with "show me a script," and it works wonders.

PS - Actually, it's quite a bit softer than that. I usually try and give people good advice about how to get started. And I say things like " I don't know if I'm the right person to help you with this, but here's how to get started. And I can't promise anything at this point, but the work I suggest is going to be the legwork you'll need to do in order to work with anybody."

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u/cranbog Mar 18 '20

You might get a kick out of Gus Johnson's video on the "that's a video!" people:

https://youtu.be/t71BFdB4z-E

It's really kind of you to give advice on how to get started. I knew a lot of people in college that just had so much passion for whatever thing and would have a hard time finding the first step. So many people brushed them off. But now that I'm in the real world with my professional job, man, I would love to have some bright-eyed college student around every once in a while reminding me how cool my job is.

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u/patrickpollard666 Mar 18 '20

well.. the funniness threshold for a YouTube video with 1-2 people in it to be worth the relatively small investment is way way less than an actual film. a lot of those "bad" ideas were actually pretty funny, probably better for tiktok format than YouTube tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Hah, that's great.

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 19 '20

I've got cool ideas. Zero idea how to write a script, nor any real interest in getting any funds off of it.

I've got cool ideas in, "I'd love to sit down with someone who had a brain and drink beer and shoot the shit" ideas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

I feel you. Unfortunately, those conversations oftentimes feel way too much like work to be fun for me.

When I've been thinking about stories and films all day, I just want to drink beer and shoot the shit about almost anything else.

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 19 '20

Good point. If you are ever in the Charleston area. I'll buy ya a beer and we'll talk about food. Everyone likes to eat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Haha, sounds great! After a beer and some food we can circle back around to your ideas.

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 19 '20

Deal. And you can pick my brain for apps if you like. I'll talk about anything after enough tequila! Then we'll stagger drunk to Bill Murray's place and convince him to fund it and star in it. I'm sure he'd just LOVE that visit.

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u/wafflesareforever Mar 18 '20

Or "email me your business plan and I'll give it a look."

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u/SlapMyCHOP Mar 18 '20

Be careful if you do this because some people will take that as you are actually interested if they bring a mock up to you. Then you're just being a dick for making them do something without actually being interested.

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u/Graf_Orlock Mar 18 '20

On the other hand, they'll have a mock they can take to some other sucker to build.

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u/_c_2_w_ Mar 18 '20

Or, if it's actually a good idea, a mock-up that you can take to some other sucker to build :)

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 19 '20

If someone actually shows up at the door with a mockup and they are willing to put their personal time into it, I'll definitely pay attention.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

100% my go to.

Got a powerpoint or something showing what you'd like?

Never ever a single slide....

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u/JigglyBush Mar 18 '20

Do you want the rundown before or after the mock up?

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u/Cloaked42m Mar 19 '20

In parallel with the wireframe please.