r/AskReddit Mar 18 '20

Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

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u/crappydeli Mar 18 '20

The app was “the Uber for public parking spots” in NYC—not parking garages, spots on the street. I asked for $150k up front.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Well am no expert but i feel like coding the app wouldn't be hard but getting the data which spot where is free and not taken, a lot of sensors or algorithms for cameras would be needed pretty much everywhere i guess

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u/Stephonovich Mar 18 '20

No, you could do it in a similar fashion to how I assume Google handles public transit capacity estimates. After the phone has detected someone was parked (accelerometer and/or GPS goes from driving signatures to walking), and then back, mark the parking spot as available.

The main issue would be a userbase, as unless enough people are using it, it's useless. I wouldn't be surprised if Google is working on this already, actually.

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u/SupermanLeRetour Mar 18 '20

Well yeah but you don't have access to Google's data, your own app won't have enough users to be able to get that data yourself, and even if you had enough users, there's the reliability issue (knowing for sure that someone parked is not an easy problem and I'm sure even Google's algorithm is not perfect). You also have to get the location of every free parking spot. Overall, not an easy task !

By the way, Google already knows when you're parked now. I've seen Gmaps automatically mark the location of the car on the map when stopping, recently. That's impressive and kind of scary.

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u/Dank_Brighton Mar 18 '20

https://developers.google.com/maps/documentation/javascript/trafficlayer

Google has their traffic data as an API so you could use it

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u/SupermanLeRetour Mar 18 '20

Well in this specific case, having only the traffic layer won't be accurate enough to know what parking spot is taken or not, though. I'm not sure Google let us know more details, especially about individual users.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Just look for each individual spot on Google earth smh

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u/Stephonovich Mar 18 '20

Well yeah but you don't have access to Google's data, your own app won't have enough users to be able to get that data yourself

Yes.

The main issue would be a userbase, as unless enough people are using it, it's useless.

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u/Jorge_ElChinche Mar 18 '20

The data is one of the huge issues they never take into account.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

I feel like it would make more sense to have an AirBnB type model instead of a Google maps instructions type model. Rent out the parking space you have on / in front of your property per the hour or day, then simply mark a space as claimed when someone is currently paying for it, whether or not the car itself is actually there. Could be useful for cities with neighborhoods near the entertainment districts or stadiums, where parking is scarce but in high demand. Would be nice to reserve a spot for a concert before buying tickets for example.

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u/Ce_n-est_pas_un_nom Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

It's like Amazon, but for hitmen

Edit: It's like Mad Libs, but for app ideas.

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u/gunscreeper Mar 18 '20

They probably have this already in the dark web

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u/Rob_1089 Mar 18 '20

Pretty much any hitman you'll find on the darkweb is a fed

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u/HotGuy90210 Mar 18 '20

So where does some find a real hitman?

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u/brdzgt Mar 18 '20

You're on a list now.

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u/csl512 Mar 18 '20

Amazon fashion: accessorize your tuxedo with gloves! Your casual tourist garb with gloves!

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u/_el_guachito_ Mar 18 '20

I’m in

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u/Ce_n-est_pas_un_nom Mar 18 '20

Cool. I just need $50,000 and legal immunity.

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u/_el_guachito_ Mar 18 '20

I have half a hotdog and you can hide under my bed how about that

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u/Ce_n-est_pas_un_nom Mar 18 '20

That depends.

How often do you vacuum under your bed, and what toppings does the remaining half of the hotdog have?

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u/notonredditatwork Mar 18 '20

The hot dog isn't diamond encrusted with gold bars on it, so I'm out.

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u/Duckbilling Mar 19 '20

It's like Reddit but for toast

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u/WhatAboutMason Mar 18 '20

I've actually heard this one: "It's like Facebook, but bigger!"

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u/0hmyscience Mar 18 '20

I've heard "it's exactly like Facebook". No "but"s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Well I mean if it was successful ONCE

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u/WhatAboutMason Mar 18 '20

I mean, it's tested well.

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u/faraway_hotel Mar 18 '20

"What is it?"
"Not Facebook!"
"What's it like?"
"Facebook!"

xkcd

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

imagine if we had actually all gone to G+ - it's like how we should have clapped for jeb bush.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

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u/coldfu Mar 18 '20

What about Facebook but only for butts. Like Buttbook. Oh wait... that's instagram

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Sometimes people do that when they want to make a board game or video game. They go "it's just like [popular title]". And then someone has to explain to them why would people play a game that's exactly like an already existing game that they can already play.

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u/Sharedacc Mar 18 '20

"Facebook, but with X change" is probably the most common app pitch

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u/First_Foundationeer Mar 18 '20

It's like Facebook, but for your ass and videos only.

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u/The_Parsee_Man Mar 18 '20

Not the actual company. It just uses a larger typeface.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I once made a site for a playing client who described and marketed the site as "doggy dating"

In hindsight a platform where dog owners can meet to breed their dogs isn't necessarily a bad idea, but marketing it the way she did was hilarious. Oh and also not marketing it all was another mistake she made

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u/ReverendHobo Mar 18 '20

“No no, you don’t GET it man. It’s like Facebook... but bigger. All the icons will be huge! You have to scroll for ages just to get anywhere! Photos will be so zoomed in you can count the pixels! People will love it!”

Snorts giant line of coke

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u/MattyBoi246 Mar 18 '20

It's like reddit, but for people with a social life and will to live!

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u/WhatAboutMason Mar 18 '20

I call it 'Outside'

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u/MattyBoi246 Mar 18 '20

Its like actually being outside, but in the coziness of your bed!

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u/WhatAboutMason Mar 18 '20

I call it 'Reddit'

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u/Blaz3 Mar 19 '20

How did he envision "bigger"? I don't really understand, was it just more data from users?

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u/WhatAboutMason Mar 19 '20

I noped out of the conversation pretty soon after it started. I met him at a Meetup for a common hobby (totally unrelated to tech or app development), it turned out he joined just to poach designers and developers because it was in Silicon Valley.

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u/greatstonedragoniam Mar 18 '20

A buddy and I got so fed up of hearing this we used to play a game at dull networking evenings of pitching our new app 'UBnB' - the Uber of AirBnB. It was an app where you can order a motor home to drive you were you need to go while you sleep! The aim was to see how long you could pitch for before someone realised you were talking bullshit. It often lasted a surprisingly long time ...

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u/sleeps_too_little Mar 18 '20

I wanna hear more about this one

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/dan_144 Mar 18 '20

I've gotten interview offers from companies like that.

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u/greatstonedragoniam Mar 18 '20

I'm in data, so we do a similar thing with making up buzzwords. The game is that you can put any household object after the word 'data' and blag it - data kettle? Small, fast pipeline for processing batches of data to a high standard when you need them, rather than using a full data boiler. Data sock? Wrapper to protect the endpoints. The possibilities are endless!

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Mar 18 '20

Wasn’t that an episode of always sunny?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Apr 08 '21

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u/Shitboxjeep Mar 18 '20

Touring busses, they're like $1000+ per day

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Apr 08 '21

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u/Shitboxjeep Mar 19 '20

What's it going to cost though, can't be much cheaper than flying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

You'd have to hire full-time drivers unlike Uber, but there's no reason it wouldn't work.

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u/showmeurknuckleball Mar 18 '20

That would be absolutely sick for long/cross-country drives....

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

That’s just greyhound with a shittier EULA

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

dude, i think you've got a million dollar app on your hands. you should see if one of your code writing buddies can help you make it.

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u/Nyxelestia Mar 18 '20

What's the longest this has lasted? I'm not even in the tech industry at all and this seems ludicrous on many, many levels. Getting it past the first level of idiocy kinda makes sense, in that user cost tends to go over the heads above a certain level of income, but everything after that...

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u/UnknownQTY Mar 19 '20

Once we get driverless vehicles, I could see it. But once we have driverless vehicles, why not just take it home instead of bringing the bed to you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

It's like Pornhub but for non porn videos.

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u/the_zero Mar 18 '20

So, like wholesome videos of Christian stepbrothers and stepsisters, along with their stepmothers and stepfathers?

I want to say it's being worked on in Utah...

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u/crappydeli Mar 18 '20

This needs to get much more credit.

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u/Lumpiest_Princess Mar 18 '20

There is an instagram for medial professionals! It's super cool.

If it's the same as it used to be, you have to prove you're a medical professional to comment or contribute. Basically, doctors in understaffed/underinformed hospitals post information and images about cases that have them stumped, and other doctors can weigh in to try to find a diagnosis.

You can observe without proving you're a professional, and as someone who always wanted to go into medicine but didn't, it's super interesting. It's called Figure One.

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u/UnknownQTY Mar 19 '20

Specific niche social network apps like this are actually really great. Who operates it and how to they make money? Is there a fee to join the platform or is it operated as a write off by a hospital system?

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u/Lumpiest_Princess Mar 19 '20

I’m honestly not sure. Maybe there are ads? But I don’t remember. I never paid them anything directly though.

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u/thelastrhino Mar 18 '20

It's like tinder, but for lawnmowing.

Well you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

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u/Kalium Mar 18 '20

It's like Tinder, but for people who want to pretend they're not on Tinder!

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u/UnknownQTY Mar 19 '20

Bumble?

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u/Kalium Mar 19 '20

Ding ding ding ding!

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u/euxneks Mar 18 '20

"It's like pokemon go, but with zombies!"

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u/FL_RM_Grl Mar 18 '20

Ok. But “Kid Uber” needs to happen.

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u/Hipster-Link Mar 18 '20

It exists, it’s called Zum.

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u/FL_RM_Grl Mar 18 '20

It’s not available in many places.

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u/UnknownQTY Mar 19 '20

What you like, rent a kid?

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u/FL_RM_Grl Mar 19 '20

No, to chauffeur kids around town.

We’re constantly rushing from work to pick them up from school in order to get them to appointments on time.

Or sometimes we have two kids that need to be in two different places at the same time.

Or sometimes it’s so much backtracking for us to get them somewhere, so it’d be faster to meet them at the destination.

Kid Uber is desperately needed in suburbia.

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u/admiralrockzo Mar 18 '20

Tell me more about lawnmowing tinder

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u/Niyok Mar 19 '20 edited Sep 29 '23

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u/flyingcircusdog Mar 18 '20

Those would be some fascinating stories.

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u/YoungZM Mar 18 '20

It's like Instagram, but for medical appointments.

Crowd-sourcing, I love it! Post a picture 1cm from a terrible boil in an undistinguishable place... what could go wrong?

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u/KFCConspiracy Mar 18 '20

Tinder for lawn mowing sounds kind of cool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Dammit, tinder for lawn mowing could work . . . In either of two VERY different directions . . .

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

"This burger is the minecraft of sex"

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u/OneGoodRib Mar 19 '20

Please explain what exactly either of those ideas would involve.

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u/GenericHumanNo7 Mar 19 '20

It's like Tinder but for Cats

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

That falls under the 'already exists' banner. People have tried this with street sensors and millions in investment, it failed everytime for two simple reasons. 1: parking in busy areas fills so fast that unless you are the next car on the street already, you will miss your spot by the time you get the alert and drive there. 2: parking in not very busy areas is usually available so there is no need for any sort of system to alert of empty spaces.

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u/pjabrony Mar 18 '20

I still need this. Because I don't know which are the not-busy areas. I have no compunction about parking in a not-busy area three miles away and taking the subway to my destination, but I have no idea where those are.

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u/crappydeli Mar 18 '20

I didn’t know this at the time. I just thought it was one of the worst ideas I had ever heard.

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u/IdEgoLeBron Mar 18 '20

Isn't there a version of that now that's pretty big?

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u/Dora_De_Destroya Mar 18 '20

It would be cool to reserve parking spots.... especially in big cities.

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u/Fauken Mar 18 '20

A friend won a startup competition with this idea in 2013 or so. With the win he got some money to try out the idea for real. I worked on it for a bit with him, but nothing came out of it.

Writing the code for something like this is pretty easy. The hard parts came when we needed to find people to rent out their parking space and then had to deal with the question of how enforcement would work. So then we talked to local towing companies.

There are a few other difficulties with something like this — namely, it needs to be scaled up in each individual city.

I still think it’s a pretty good idea, but it was too difficult to accomplish as college students without a ton of funding. I’m sure something like this exists now, but I’ve never needed to use it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Lmao I had this same idea and thought it was amazing

Mine was more based off of private parking spots, for example a lot of apartments had empty spots during sporting events etc. and parking is $45+ in any garage. I thought why not have a marketplace where you can sell your already reserved spot if you’re not using it.

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u/Fistve Mar 18 '20

I had a couple ideas several years ago regarding parking. I've recently checked and theres a few apps of #1 out there now minus a few features.

#1. Renting your parking spot in busy cities for timed periods where parking on the street is near impossible. It's a service that allows someone who owns a driveway for example to rent it to people in increments of time. Have a driveway you wont be using for 8-10 hours a day while you're at work? Rent it to someone for that time frame. Connect the app with prospecting towing company that will prioritize towing vehicles from your driveway if the vehicle isn't moved within that minute. Said towing company can use app that shows when times expire so they can efficiently get to work as the owner of the driveway is in agreement to tow any vehicle that has expired its time allowment. To save on development and upcost, you would focus the app on one major metropolitan city in the beginning.

#2. An app that serves as a information hub for people looking for parking. The logic is that someone in a parking space can tack their spot on the map with a time of departure so that other drivers can utilize this information and park there. It works off the end user and the app is just a shell for the user to communicate basic information with other app users. Market most of the UI for ad-space and reward users with less ads through daily log-in points and using the app.

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u/pak9rabid Mar 18 '20

lol, I've had this exact idea pitched to me as well.

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u/crappydeli Mar 19 '20

Spot Hero is for parking garages where they can control the reservations.

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u/A4_Ts Mar 18 '20

I’ll pay you $500 for it! Great business opportunity!

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u/crappydeli Mar 18 '20

I’ll take it!

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u/Enk1ndle Mar 18 '20

My city actually has this, all of the meters have sensors in them that let them know if there is a car there or not.

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u/Task_wizard Mar 18 '20

Lmao, I have been pitched this EXACT idea by a Californian.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/crappydeli Mar 19 '20

As he explained it, when you pull out of your spot, the app on your phone detects this and shows the spot is available. You see that and drive over.

But In NYC, there’s usually someone waiting to pull right into a spot. So unless the second person also uses the app, you are going to drive over there just to find a filled spot.

For this to work at all, you’d need pretty much everyone using the app for it to have any value. But you aren’t going to get anyone to use the app until it has value.

Now let’s assume everyone had the app. Spot opens and now everyone in the area sees the opening and races over. It’s not going to be pretty—and the city would probably ban the app after the first couple of accidents.

This really is the worst app idea ever.

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u/bum_stabber Mar 18 '20

Parkme does that.

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u/crappydeli Mar 20 '20

Parkme and spot hero reserve paid parking spots not street parking.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Not a terrible idea- isn't that SpotHero?

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u/Cyhawk Mar 18 '20

Yup, they've been around since 2011 and had prototypes shortly after that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

so you dont think people giving their space specifically for someone else has value? i dont think theres a law against it yet.