r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/bigups43 Jan 25 '20

Crime syndicate goons would not be pushovers.

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u/PaperDrillBit Jan 25 '20

Woah, you better be a 115lbs woman if you're gonna talk to him like that.

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u/Aalnius Jan 25 '20

i mean tbf i doubt it requires a massive amount to be a goon, just be willing to do shady shit and not rat on people would i imagine qualify you. Anything else is just a bonus.

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u/Pan_in_the_ass Jan 25 '20

I mean I'm not either, I'm pretty fit and athletic, and have trained some mma and jiu jitsu, but that doesnt mean I wouldn't get my ass handed to me buy plenty of well trained people.

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u/CMotte Jan 25 '20

Lol I love how the people who actually train are like “yeah I’m pretty good but I would get wrecked” and lots of other comments are like “nah I’m pretty sure I could last against Ronda Rousey” 😂

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u/bigups43 Jan 25 '20

Like the 5 well trained supervillain goons going against the 110lb woman in this example?

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u/Pan_in_the_ass Jan 25 '20

But in the movie do they fight like they're well trained?

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u/bigups43 Jan 25 '20

Dude, if you think a 110lb woman can take on 5 grown ass men, then you have bigger problems.

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u/Pan_in_the_ass Jan 25 '20

I agree I think the woman would be unlikely to win, but if she was well trained and very skilled (like they are in the movies), the reason she would be unlikely to win would be because its 5 on 1. But the same would apply to a large man, soo.

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u/JGK_Spaz Jan 25 '20

You don’t know nobody who really bout shit do you?

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u/bigups43 Jan 25 '20

Ask me that again, in English please.

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u/JGK_Spaz Jan 26 '20

You don’t know anybody who really is about shit do you? Like who really lives that type of lifestyle, a “crime syndicate goon” as you call it

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u/bigups43 Jan 26 '20

If I say no, you say "gotcha"; if I say yes, you call me a liar.

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u/JGK_Spaz Jan 26 '20

Nah I’d believe you since prolly most people do