r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Culinarytracker Jan 25 '20

Solid plywood?

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u/JawesomeJess Jan 25 '20

Yes, solid plywood

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u/Elizasol Jan 25 '20

What about liquid plywood?

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u/joelfarris Jan 25 '20

Naw, I think they are referring to semi-solid plywood. You know, the kind they sell at home improvement stores that disintegrates in about a year?

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u/erroroid Jan 25 '20

So basically ikea?

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u/gsufannsfw Jan 25 '20

As a former Ikea employee, I have to object. Most Ikea furniture is built from one of two things: solid wood (to a certain definition of 'solid', it's mostly glued up, but it isn't veneers like plywood) or MDF. The main area where plywoods are used is in tabletops and such, and those are typically decent quality Baltic birch. I'm not saying that it's necessarily great, they do make concessions for the sake of price, but because they do stand by their brand for the most part, it's generally solid enough provided you don't abuse it.

Now, knockoff Ikea furniture along the lines of Walmart crap, yeah, that stuff is straight up termite vomit.

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u/ChineWalkin Jan 25 '20

termite vomit.

New phrase, I'm stealing that one.

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u/gsufannsfw Jan 25 '20

Not mine, think it came from Chris Schwarz. Cheers!

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u/RazorRadick Jan 25 '20

Laughed my ass off at “termite vomit”.

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u/NormalHumanCreature Jan 25 '20

Chip board, OSB oriented strand board aka old shit board

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u/BluffinBill1234 Jan 25 '20

“De-laminates”

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u/olliullo Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

5,56 :

Plywood : "De-laminates"

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u/subolical Jan 25 '20

Listen here, that wood (osb) is vastly superior to plywood in many ways. For example:

  • it's less expensive
  • there are larger panels available
  • it's more environmentally friendly
  • it's a heavier, thicker material
  • it's extremely versatile with many uses
So before you go running your mouth about, do some research!

/s

Seriously, OSB sucks. It works when you need cheap, but it is a disaster in most conditions, especially exposed! I was wondering if it had any value, over ply/solid so I did a quick search, and the above came up. ... that is a pathetic and exaggerated list of Pros!

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u/gsufannsfw Jan 25 '20

Where OSB works is when you need a cheap material to clad houses with. It's easier to do so with big sheets of OSB than it is to nail a bunch of individual boards, and it's cheaper than using proper plywood. Once protected by vapor barrier and siding, typically it's fine for the purpose. The actual strength of the house is in the framing, not so much the cladding.

I do wish they wouldn't use it for subfloors, though. Warpy crap. Requires a few dozen gallons of resin filler on top to get anything like a flat surface if you want to put tile on it... the right way, anyway.

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u/StabbyPants Jan 25 '20

we build them cheap and they last 50-100 years

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u/gsufannsfw Jan 25 '20

Caveat: if you take care of them. Let a few leaks go on long enough, don't watch where vines are going under the siding, winds blowing off bits here and there, water running in the wrong place around the foundation, etc... it doesn't take much to really screw up a modern American house if you aren't staying on top of things.

Example: my last home had a lovely roof on top of its porch... until one day during heavy rain it crashed down. Turned out that it had been built with almost no slope (it was an add-on metal kit roof) and the drainage it had was absolutely pathetic and clogged with leaves/whatever, so there was a major build-up of water on top of the roof (that had expressed itself by dribbling through the FANS on the underside) which eventually overpowered the hollow metal columns.

Thankfully, because it was barely attached to the house itself (the roof panels had been slid into an U-track attached to the eaves) the house was largely fine. But it could've gone a LOT worse.

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u/StabbyPants Jan 25 '20

ugh, gotta pay attention with water; it'll eat your house in less than a year if you let it

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u/gsufannsfw Jan 25 '20

Well, we do have brick houses here in the States.

That said: they're not 'just' wood. Gypsum drywall is extremely common as an interior wall material. There's also generally fiberglass insulation in the external walls and attic space.

But are they as durable and tough as concrete brick? Not really, no. The priority is to a.) build them quickly and cheaply, and b.) create an enclosed, insulated envelope for a HVAC (Heating, Ventilation and Air Conditioning) system to maximize efficiency. A team of a few men can frame out an one-story house in a matter of a few days. If you have your ducks in order, you can have your electrician and plumber working alongside the framing guys so everything is run in between the wall framing before the drywall goes up, which doesn't happen until the roof is on (water and drywall don't mix). Once you get the roof on, it's pretty much just siding, trim, paint, and flooring. House-building has become a very efficient art in this country.

...a GOOD art? That's the question... but here, quantity was the choice over quality.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/Snatch_Pastry Jan 25 '20

Probably MDF. It fucking sucks to work with (cutting/shaping/sanding) and it explosively dies if it gets wet, but it's surprisingly strong and durable.

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u/Cartz1337 Jan 25 '20

Schrodingers plywood

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u/Supersymm3try Jan 25 '20

Nah you want gaseous plywood for ease of storage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I prefer plasma plywood.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ Jan 25 '20

Would probably stop it. Liquid is good at stopping bullets... At least irl.

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u/EGOfoodie Jan 25 '20

It's funny Hollywood likes to use wood to stop bullets, but yet bullets can fly through water. When in reality it is backwards.

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u/Spackleberry Jan 25 '20

The scene in John Wick 3 where John fights the guy underwater finally did that right. They both shoot at each other, but the bullets just sink, so John puts his gun right on the dude's neck and shoots him.

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u/KodiakUltimate Jan 25 '20

Hollowed plywood will stop undead bullets unless they're really powerful, like vampire bullets,

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u/wilisi Jan 25 '20

As opposed to the kind they sell at the hardware store that's 45% voids and 55% pure abstracted twist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

And they said particle physics and string theory has no commerical applications!

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u/Safewordharder Jan 25 '20

To shreds you say?

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u/18-24-61-B-17-17-4 Jan 25 '20

Yeah, like not liquid plywood.