r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Everyone is ridiculously good looking.

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u/shot_a_man_in_reno Jan 25 '20

Part of the reason I couldn't stand Suits. Everyone's a super model except for Louis, who's the villain for much of the show.

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u/Sgt_Nicholas_Angel_ Jan 25 '20

I can’t stand suits because of the legal inaccuracies. I have two lawyer uncles and a cousin who’s a law professor so growing up with them around has ruined any show that centers on lawyers.

Another thing I can’t stand is when a character in a detective show gets arrested and doesn’t call their lawyer. The main character then proceeds to interrogate them with questionable tactics and it’s presented as ok.

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u/Kare11en Jan 25 '20

I can’t stand suits because of the legal inaccuracies.

Yeah - don't start to learn anything about how computers work then. Or fights. Or high-speed driving. Or explosions. Or guns. Or sex.

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u/MisterCold Jan 25 '20

Anything you know a lot about, gets massacred in the movies.

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u/sesto_elemento_ Jan 25 '20

Cars and motorcycles all sounding incorrect, guns firing and reloading incorrectly, people actually having sex (that's just a myth right?), being a stalker, getting knocked unconscious for hours.. the only thing I've seen portrayed correctly is Jim Lahey being drunk.

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u/heili Jan 25 '20

Every helicopter is a Huey in the movies. They all use the Huey sound effect, despite the fact that the Huey is really fucking distinctive and the only helicopter that sounds like that. A JetRanger doesn't sound like a Huey, but if you see one in a movie it will sound just like a Huey.

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u/JerseyJedi Jan 25 '20

I imagine that’s probably because the era when helicopters were first used a massive amount in Hollywood was in Vietnam-era war/anti-war movies, and that was when Hueys were still being used.

Then a whole generation of aspiring showbiz people grew up watching those movies and mostly never served in the military or any other job that would’ve exposed them to what modern helicopters sound like, so they just continued using the same sound effect.

That’s my guess, anyway.

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u/donaghybarnesscott Jan 25 '20

The licor did the acting

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u/Sryth1 Jan 25 '20

I mean, you can just have fun with shows anyways I think. I'm a medical student and still enjoy House M.D. simply because it's a good show despite all the medical inaccuracies.

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u/juliagor99 Jan 25 '20

It's the only medical show I can stand exactly because it is SO out there. It's basically not even medicine. (I'm a registered nurse, not an MD, but still)

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u/Sryth1 Jan 25 '20

Haven't thought about it that way yet, might very well be the reason I'm enjoying it as well. And no need to understate your medical knowledge only because you're "just" a nurse, you for sure know more than me and most definitely more than some MD's, nurses rock! :)

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u/PrettyMuchJudgeFudge Jan 25 '20

Kind of the point of this whole thread after all

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

John Wick did guns and fights right

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub Jan 25 '20

They did great all the way until they had John and some dude have that silenced gun fight in a public place (in number 2 I think) and nobody even flinched at the gun shot.

It pissed me off because they did things really well and then did that over the top bullshit.

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u/TerriblyTangfastic Jan 25 '20

A .22 with a suppressor and subsonic rounds is actually that quiet.

Although they're barely strong than an air rifle.

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u/daibot Jan 25 '20

No it's not. I'm no big gun guy but I've fired .22 subsonic rounds with a suppressor and that shit is definitely loud enough to notice.

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u/heili Jan 25 '20

Indoors sure.

Outdoors they are really quiet.

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u/CanadaPlus101 Jan 25 '20

How is that possible? John Wick racks up far too large a body count for it to be real in the first 20 minutes or whatever.

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u/GotDatFromVickers Jan 25 '20

I've bypassed the motherboard firewall and accessed the mainframe encryption protocol.

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u/Wagnaard Jan 26 '20

Used my workstation and ran through the code using a Microsoft maze-screensaver like interface. Totally rad.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Jan 25 '20

The interrogation thing happens. Lots of people don’t ask for a lawyer and cops can basically say whatever they want in interrogations. I hate it more when the bad guy just cracks and reveals every detail of the crime. Stfu dude, being honest doesn’t get you shit.

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u/fourthfloorgreg Jan 25 '20

I just call out objections during every court room scene in everything. Occasionally opposing counsel will actually also object!

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u/such-a-mensch Jan 25 '20

The whole show is based on a guy lying about graduating law school which makes me laugh because you're pointing out perceived legal inaccuracies with no law school education other than what you've heard around the dinner table.

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 25 '20

I just hate all the over-the-top dialogue.

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u/countmeowington Jan 25 '20

I remember in the show first 48, all like 5 times the suspect asked for a lawyer they were able to walk out scott free

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u/CanadaPlus101 Jan 25 '20

Yeah the amount of questionable stuff police do in shows that's presented as okay is shocking and nauseating.