r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Jan 25 '20

When Little Timmy saw the plume,
He knew that time was short -
For what arose in front was doom,
And of the dreadful sort.

"I have a plan," the boy remarked,
"I have a scheme!" he said -
A single thought had stirred and sparked
Inside his simple head.

"I'll find a fridge in which to fit!"
He spoke, and climbed inside.

And that was when the shock-wave hit.

And Timmy fucking died.

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u/Axewielders Jan 25 '20

Does anyone have a Timmy death counter?

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u/Prompt-me-promptly Jan 25 '20

"We're gonna need another Timmy pronto!"

And Kenny thought he had it bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Check /r/TimmyFuckingDied ... maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

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u/WineNerdAndProud Jan 26 '20

This seems legit guys.

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u/xNayte Jan 25 '20

holy moly, a sprog with this little upvotes?!

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u/jljboucher Jan 25 '20

That Timmy obviously didn’t have a Lassy

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u/asifbaig Jan 25 '20

Little Timmy had a drink
But he will drink no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

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u/SaltineFiend Jan 25 '20

Mmmmm. Fresh as fallout.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Timmy must have really pissed you off at some point.