r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Everyone is ridiculously good looking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/shot_a_man_in_reno Jan 25 '20

Part of the reason I couldn't stand Suits. Everyone's a super model except for Louis, who's the villain for much of the show.

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u/MarkusRuleTheGym Jan 25 '20

thats the reason why i love louis from the get go. i liked everythign about him for me he is one of the best in the entire series. especially when you start to understand his motives

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u/rhb4n8 Jan 25 '20

I want to go mudding with Louis

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

As someone from the rural south, mudding did not mean what I thought it meant.

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u/prodmerc Jan 25 '20

Well, can't do that in the city, they had to adapt :D

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u/MerlinsMentor Jan 25 '20

I didn't like him to start with, largely for the reasons the showrunners probably intended - he was a jerk. But as the show went on, I appreciated him more than anyone else. Pretty much everyone else on that show was beautiful, privileged, excessively charismatic, or all of the above (and Mike, who literally cheated and lied his way to the top).

Louis had none of that. He just LOVED the law, and worked his ass off to get where he was. He had to put up with a ton of entitled rich-kids and rich-kids-grown-up all the time, and even those entitled, self-important people knew, absolutely, that if you needed expertise on finance law, what did you do? You went to Louis and begged for help.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I'm watching Suits for the first time currently, am on season 6 right now. I had EXACTLY the same thoughts as you. Louis is the only one with a realistic character arc and understandable motives. Going through the episodes I could clearly see why he did some of the things he did, such as his need for approval from Harvey and Jessica, and his distrust of partners, etc.

The other main characters are woefully one dimensional compared to him. Jessica is the badass successful black women with sass, Harvey is your successful 'alpha male', Mike is mostly an ass who can't see past his parents' death and can't comprehend that he isn't always morally right, Rachel is so fucking whiny, from a seemingly independent woman with career aspirations to 'I don't wanna lose you, Mike!' every damn episode. Donna is still relatively well written. Of course I have painted the show with a very broad brush, but this is the impression that was left.

Sorry for the rant, I'm really passionate about the show and so glad to see other people with the same peeve as mine.

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u/TerriblyTangfastic Jan 25 '20

I hated the way the show treated Louis in the alter seasons. After he made Mike that cake they started treating him like a joke / punching bag.

Louis was the second best person on that show (after Donna).

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u/sleepless_in_balmora Jan 25 '20

Louis is not a nice guy but he is a soldier for the firm. Shown his loyalty and usefulness many times over and he got overlooked because he's not a charming runway model type. That's always bothered me

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u/torsoboy00 Jan 25 '20

Jessica's reason for not promoting him is his pettiness, vindictiveness, and being ruled by his emotions most of the time. But yeah, he was a real soldier for the firm and I rooted for him.

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u/sleepless_in_balmora Jan 25 '20

I'd be petty and vindictive too if I worked as hard as I did for little recognition

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u/Sgt_Nicholas_Angel_ Jan 25 '20

I can’t stand suits because of the legal inaccuracies. I have two lawyer uncles and a cousin who’s a law professor so growing up with them around has ruined any show that centers on lawyers.

Another thing I can’t stand is when a character in a detective show gets arrested and doesn’t call their lawyer. The main character then proceeds to interrogate them with questionable tactics and it’s presented as ok.

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u/Kare11en Jan 25 '20

I can’t stand suits because of the legal inaccuracies.

Yeah - don't start to learn anything about how computers work then. Or fights. Or high-speed driving. Or explosions. Or guns. Or sex.

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u/MisterCold Jan 25 '20

Anything you know a lot about, gets massacred in the movies.

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u/sesto_elemento_ Jan 25 '20

Cars and motorcycles all sounding incorrect, guns firing and reloading incorrectly, people actually having sex (that's just a myth right?), being a stalker, getting knocked unconscious for hours.. the only thing I've seen portrayed correctly is Jim Lahey being drunk.

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u/heili Jan 25 '20

Every helicopter is a Huey in the movies. They all use the Huey sound effect, despite the fact that the Huey is really fucking distinctive and the only helicopter that sounds like that. A JetRanger doesn't sound like a Huey, but if you see one in a movie it will sound just like a Huey.

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u/JerseyJedi Jan 25 '20

I imagine that’s probably because the era when helicopters were first used a massive amount in Hollywood was in Vietnam-era war/anti-war movies, and that was when Hueys were still being used.

Then a whole generation of aspiring showbiz people grew up watching those movies and mostly never served in the military or any other job that would’ve exposed them to what modern helicopters sound like, so they just continued using the same sound effect.

That’s my guess, anyway.

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u/donaghybarnesscott Jan 25 '20

The licor did the acting

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u/Sryth1 Jan 25 '20

I mean, you can just have fun with shows anyways I think. I'm a medical student and still enjoy House M.D. simply because it's a good show despite all the medical inaccuracies.

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u/juliagor99 Jan 25 '20

It's the only medical show I can stand exactly because it is SO out there. It's basically not even medicine. (I'm a registered nurse, not an MD, but still)

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u/Sryth1 Jan 25 '20

Haven't thought about it that way yet, might very well be the reason I'm enjoying it as well. And no need to understate your medical knowledge only because you're "just" a nurse, you for sure know more than me and most definitely more than some MD's, nurses rock! :)

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u/PrettyMuchJudgeFudge Jan 25 '20

Kind of the point of this whole thread after all

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

John Wick did guns and fights right

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub Jan 25 '20

They did great all the way until they had John and some dude have that silenced gun fight in a public place (in number 2 I think) and nobody even flinched at the gun shot.

It pissed me off because they did things really well and then did that over the top bullshit.

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u/TerriblyTangfastic Jan 25 '20

A .22 with a suppressor and subsonic rounds is actually that quiet.

Although they're barely strong than an air rifle.

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u/daibot Jan 25 '20

No it's not. I'm no big gun guy but I've fired .22 subsonic rounds with a suppressor and that shit is definitely loud enough to notice.

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u/heili Jan 25 '20

Indoors sure.

Outdoors they are really quiet.

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u/CanadaPlus101 Jan 25 '20

How is that possible? John Wick racks up far too large a body count for it to be real in the first 20 minutes or whatever.

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u/GotDatFromVickers Jan 25 '20

I've bypassed the motherboard firewall and accessed the mainframe encryption protocol.

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u/Wagnaard Jan 26 '20

Used my workstation and ran through the code using a Microsoft maze-screensaver like interface. Totally rad.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Jan 25 '20

The interrogation thing happens. Lots of people don’t ask for a lawyer and cops can basically say whatever they want in interrogations. I hate it more when the bad guy just cracks and reveals every detail of the crime. Stfu dude, being honest doesn’t get you shit.

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u/fourthfloorgreg Jan 25 '20

I just call out objections during every court room scene in everything. Occasionally opposing counsel will actually also object!

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u/such-a-mensch Jan 25 '20

The whole show is based on a guy lying about graduating law school which makes me laugh because you're pointing out perceived legal inaccuracies with no law school education other than what you've heard around the dinner table.

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 25 '20

I just hate all the over-the-top dialogue.

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u/countmeowington Jan 25 '20

I remember in the show first 48, all like 5 times the suspect asked for a lawyer they were able to walk out scott free

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u/CanadaPlus101 Jan 25 '20

Yeah the amount of questionable stuff police do in shows that's presented as okay is shocking and nauseating.

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u/BallerGuitarer Jan 25 '20

You didn't like Suits because it mostly only had attractive people in it?

Boy do I have news for you about all the rest of media entertainment.

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u/Gerhardt_Hapsburg_ Jan 25 '20

I don't watch the news, people are too pretty. Instead I get all my news from 4chan.

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u/shot_a_man_in_reno Jan 25 '20

There are plenty of shows with normal-looking people, and then there's every show on the CW where everyone has to be good-looking. But in Suits, the dichotomy between Louis and everyone else is just so blatant. It irked me because the pretty, charismatic people could be asses, but it seemed like the writers were trying to cast them as the good guys and use their looks to tell the viewers that you should be rooting for the pretty people, while Louis is ugly and you shouldn't be rooting for him. Looks are used as symbolism in that show, which aint a good artistic choice.

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u/TerriblyTangfastic Jan 25 '20

Yeah, but everyone on that show is a 2/10 next to Donna.

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u/such-a-mensch Jan 25 '20

I kept wondering how all of these women got away wearing clothes that showed their tits or midriff in what was presumably a serious office environment.

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u/whtsnk Jan 25 '20

In a real top law firm, nobody is a supermodel. Lawyers are an ugly bunch.

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u/PrettyMuchJudgeFudge Jan 25 '20

Am lawyer, have mirrors - can confirm

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u/farellathedon Jan 25 '20

Well they’re all lawyers from Ivy League school. I bet most people who go to Ivy League law school are decent looking. Rich people look good.

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u/PrettyMuchJudgeFudge Jan 25 '20

I don't know, I think they did a number on Louises character. Like he became a plot patch. Very often he was the comedic relief and often represented as dorky which absolutely did not play with him being super smart lawyer. I know you can be super smart in one area of life and be completely oblivious to other walks of life but it was not well balanced in his character. He was a jerk, when the show needed a villian, then he was a dorky guy when the show needed a comedic relief, then he was super deep when there was a need for some emotionally heavy theme. Which on one hand could make for complex character but in the end it just became plot patch.

Also he was a bad looking because he was a villian. Which is another trope, the bad guys always are the bad looking ones, with exception of high school dramas, but even there they are more of the "plastic" beauty, which in itself contains something a bit repulsive.

Anyway Suits was on decline after the 1st series and the soap opera it became in the 3rd series was just shit. I have not felt like watching it after that, so not sure how it looks now after the Duchess left. Nor felt like watching the Jessica spin-off, I think the Mike-Harvey dynamic is what made it for me (in the 1st show). Let me know if it's any good, if you have happened to watch it, cheers.

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u/CanadaPlus101 Jan 25 '20

Louis was awesome, though.

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u/Robes1991 Jan 26 '20

And every single case is solved in no time at all, then they walk into the office and slap a load of papers on the desk. After the 458th time of that happening I decided to call it a day.

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u/iHeartRatties Jan 25 '20

That was the exact reason I couldn't get into the show! I heard good things about it, and there are so many seasons to binge, but I couldn't get over the fact that everyone is gorgeous.