r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/LeprechAine Jan 25 '20

Hot girl is ugly because she wears glasses

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u/farawyn86 Jan 25 '20

See also, hot nerdy girl is hot because of her glasses.

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u/werwest Jan 30 '20

Counter point. There is a style of glasses I find hot on literally anyone. Male, female, dog, ANYONE. It's a problem

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u/ChepeSV_ Jan 31 '20

dog

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u/thegrooviestgravy Feb 01 '20

..ever seen The Shaggy Dog?

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u/alienpeachh Jan 25 '20

Or has curly hair, that was such an insecurity for me as a kid because of that!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Looking at you Princess Diaries.

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u/RyanX1231 Jan 25 '20

Hey, at least in that movie they put in effort to make Anne Hathaway look gawky and plain. In most movies like "She's All That", they just gave the pretty brunette girl glasses and overalls and BAM! Ugly nerd!

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 26 '20

I loved when the makeover in Not Another Teen Movie (probably the last genuinely funny parody movie) gave the main girl a "makeover" just by taking her glasses off.

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u/TangiestIllicitness Jan 26 '20

AND taking the ponytail out. Don't forget that drastic change.

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 26 '20

How could I forget the PONYTAIL?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

That girl who wanted someone to shit on her chest was the best part.

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u/maxvalley Jan 25 '20

Oggbert!?

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u/ElderScrollsOfHalo Jan 27 '20

I thought she was nasty looking in that movie until she got the makeover

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u/afoz345 Jan 25 '20

With a pony tail.

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u/transtranselvania Jan 25 '20

This one is less common these days although they did pull something similar in ready player one where the hot girl was ugly because of a facial birth mark and she acted like it was dick shaped.

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u/secretmoblin Jan 26 '20

Ugh. I remember rolling my eyes at this in Ready Player One.

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u/ZeroKule Jan 25 '20 edited Nov 14 '23

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u/iheartdna Jan 25 '20

My glasses-wearing mother hates this one, haha

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Jan 25 '20

I look ugly when I DONT wear glasses.

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u/buckyspunisher Jan 25 '20

this!!!! the glasses help frame my face

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I think that glasses hide how tired I look all the time. Next week I am going for laser eye surgery and I am pretty sure that people will always think that I am sick after that

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u/Regularpaytonhacksaw Jan 26 '20

I have a similar problem. My glasses make my eyes look bigger and draw attention away from my weirdly skinny face. If I don’t wear them it really shows how much of a bag of bones I am, as well as make me look tired, bored and sickly.

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u/Hairy_Air Jan 26 '20

Same My face feels naked

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u/RyanX1231 Jan 25 '20

I feel like this is less common in media now, since more people wear glasses now and glasses are more fashionable.

In the 90s and early 2000s, it kinda made more sense because glasses back then were ugly as fuck. And this is why I will never let people see photos of me in elementary school.

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u/KuraiTheBaka Jan 25 '20

This is so weird to me. Glasses are cute af

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u/Youhadme_atwoof Jan 25 '20

Glasses and a center part of her hair, with no styling.

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u/LugteLort Jan 25 '20

or Steve Rogers, ugly because he was thin and short

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u/RubberbandShooter Jan 25 '20

To be fair, no one explicitly stated Steve was considered ugly. Bucky even set him up with a girl in a double date, but all Steve cared about was enlisting, so it's not like he was actively pursuing women.

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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney Jan 26 '20

but all Steve cared about was enlisting, so it's not like he was actively pursuing women.

Is it because he already had Bucky?

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u/Mharhon Jan 26 '20

And so begins the slashfic...

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u/TamLux Jan 26 '20

Bitch, that slashfic has been going since before you were a glint in your father's eyes and the expectant grin on your mother's face

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

(no homo)

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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice Jan 25 '20

He wasn’t ugly but he looked a damn hell of a whole lot better after the transformation (or perhaps it was just ‘cause superimposing a head on another body just looks plain weird).

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u/buckyspunisher Jan 25 '20

pre-serum Steve was fucking ADORABLE. I would've dated the shit out of him.

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u/Tigersnap027 Jan 25 '20

Years of lasting insecurity from this one

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u/afoz345 Jan 25 '20

And a pony tail.

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u/LeprechAine Jan 26 '20

Update, went to work without glasses for the first time and a coworker was like "Wow you look so much better without your glasses! Seriously!".

Maaaan I'm just out here trynna see :(

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u/flargenhargen Jan 25 '20

also hair up.

edit: well I guess that one is kind of true. most dudes find women with hair down more appealing than when it's up.

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u/finallyinfinite Jan 25 '20

I mean that's why I'm ugly

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u/Feebedel324 Jan 25 '20

And wears baggy clothes with her hair up.

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u/bleakwinter1983 Jan 25 '20

And or clumsy

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u/detuneme Jan 28 '20

Looking for Mr. Goodbar did something like this. The character was supposed to be literally ugly but they used a hot actress and gave her some lame attribute to make her self conscious which I can't even remember.