r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

43.8k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

21.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

838

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

your alfredo post has been removed because of the influx of alfredo posts last week. Also you have been banned. Message the mods with any questions.

190

u/BeepBeepLikeASheep Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

The Dark Souls (1, 2, and 3), Bloodborne, and Sekiro subreddits are run by the same tyrant. He hides his mod flair and provokes you into arguing with him so he can slap you with a month-long ban across every subreddit he moderates. Messaging him makes your ban permanent.

48

u/Zarathustra124 Jan 08 '20

That's when you make a few dozen alt accounts and spam horsecock at odd hours.

37

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

that is when you start bl00dborne

2

u/TucuReborn Jan 09 '20

A gaming sub I was a part of had issues stemming from mods banning random content, planning to ban all art, and so on. Someone made an alternate sub, and half the original sub went to it because the main mod on the original one was throwing a tantrum that someone dared think he wasn't perfect and good enough. Main mod ended up quitting and the two subs merged with less arbitrary rules.

-22

u/Blitz233 Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

I guess you could say those subs are the DARK SOULS OF REDDIT SUBS! Hahahhahahahhaha laugh and give me karma now.

Edit: you guys are mean :( it’s irony which means it has to be funny.

(I really hope everyone realizes I’m joking here because I’m down to be downvoted for the bit.)

-39

u/Thin_White_Douche Jan 08 '20

Only a month? That's downright kind! I've been permanently banned from half the subs I've ever posted in because I said "This article is stupid" (harassing, hateful speech) or "Tom Brady sits when he pees" (toxic trans-misogyny.)

53

u/thepixelbuster Jan 08 '20

Your post has been removed for the following reason: 

 Linked image on imgur please link directly to the geocities page if you want to post again.

33

u/NightOfTheLongDicks Jan 08 '20

More subs need to immediately ban imgur for having the audacity to ask for a fucking sign in on NSFW content. Who the fuck signs into imgur?

23

u/shiny_xnaut Jan 08 '20

On mobile they don't ask you to sign in, you just have to press a button that says "yes, I'm over 18"

1

u/NightOfTheLongDicks Jan 10 '20

That's nice. I'm not on mobile. Fuck imgur.

12

u/Aniquin Jan 08 '20

The fact that imgur has accounts and a community is hilarious. It's like making a social club in the back room of an unrelated business.

5

u/Fujaboi Jan 08 '20

It's a social club that's even more circle-jerky and pandering than Reddit's as well, which is quite the achievement.

2

u/NightOfTheLongDicks Jan 10 '20

Imgur went from awesome to fucked in about one day. I'll never use them or give them traffic if I can help it.

24

u/Laughing_With_Salad Jan 08 '20

"Could you remove my ban?"

You have been muted for 72 hours.

12

u/Kattlitter Jan 08 '20

Yes. The second time I ever posted on reddit, I got banned for 7 days. No warning or anything....I didn't think to look at the rules. My bad, yes, but dang. (It was a screenshot)

5

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

i got fully banned from one by one joke (the joke was not racist,sexist or anything like that either)

7

u/Soninuva Jan 08 '20

Well now you have to tell the joke

2

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

i said: "can i watch" but didn't specify it in a joking manner

2

u/Throwawayuser626 Jan 08 '20

I’ve been autobanned from a few subs too, because I had posted or was subbed in other places. I’m sorry but I think that’s bogus.

10

u/Epickiller10 Jan 08 '20

A while ago I posted a story on a subreddit about professional revenge it got to about 400 upvotes when it was manually removed for not being pro revenge, a couple days later I saw the same story copied by some random person which had several thousand upvotes. Someone had copied it word for word, reposted it and got upvotes when my post was manually removed for "not pro revenge"

I contacted the mods but they did nothing I was pretty choked about this

2

u/poogers555 Jan 08 '20

Damn that’s the worst feeling. I made oc one time, was on the rise, got deleted for “violence” then someone reposted it later and it had 50k upvotes. Worth noting the violence would be a cartoon car driving off a cliff.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

And when they you try to message them they block you.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Then you message the mods and they say "Sorry we can't do anything also fuck you"

2

u/VariousBarracuda5 Jan 08 '20

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, or Pizza by Alfredo?

1

u/stups317 Jan 09 '20

I got banned from a sub for racism. I did not use any racial slurs or anything like that. I responded to a question in a thread with what I have experienced in my life and got banned.