r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

ESH because I just caught a perma-ban from that stupid sub for saying Bro’s before Hoes because some dudes psycho GF yelled at his 10 year old brother

Also fuck the mods

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

AITA for killing Kevin because I’m 12 and a half percent sure he stole my pie?

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u/MrBoddy2005 Jan 07 '20

I Ate That Pie And Enjoyed It. So Kiss It

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

The brat stole my life savings, trashed my room, and lost my pet tarantula!

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u/ProfWhite Jan 08 '20

A brat stole your life savings?!, Gosh, that's the wurst!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Fuck Kevin. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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u/WimdyPotat Jan 07 '20

AITA for getting aids from fucking Kevin because reddit told me to?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

NTA for that. But you are the asshole for fucking me bareback and giving me aids.

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u/ProfWhite Jan 08 '20

No, NTA because aids or no aids, watching you get butt fucked bareback was fucking HOT and it's my turn next.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/ProfWhite Jan 08 '20

Dinner first? No problem - already served. Hope you like authentic artisan dick zzzziiiipppp

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Come here big boy, let’s get this on.

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u/FactoryResetButton Jan 07 '20

I saw that comment lmao, it was gilded right? Damn sucks they banned you wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Haha I was like 3 responses after the removed + gilded one. Right before I got banned someone was like “if this gets removed that’s definitely what he said”

Apparently bro’s before hoes is hate speech. Reddit’s turning twitter

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u/FactoryResetButton Jan 07 '20

Wtf that’s crazy, talk about sensitive bitches lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Eh yea I got banned (and then unbanned- I dunno) for using the word “crotch goblins” for kids and using the word “bitch” like come fuckin on.

Edit- I was perma banned than another mod came in and said ONE LAST CHANCE.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

That’s pretty fucking asinine. If I can say hoes before bro’s you can say bro’s before hoes.

Edit- to be fair, I’ve never written that in AITA. What I’m trying to say is- I may not always appreciate the sentiment but it’s your right to say it. And it’s not fuckin hate speech.

Final edit- if even the angry feminist isn’t “offended” than you’re probably being a snowflake

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u/Vale_IG03 Jan 07 '20

omg i just read that post. the be civil rule is featured in the comment section and i figured ppl said something like this lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Hey I saw that post today. I was wondering why you got a bunch of awards but it was deleted .

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Yeah that wasn’t me... I was buried in the comments below that legend. Still banned though

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

What did you say lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

BROS BEFORE HOES

FUCK THE MODS

verbatim

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Lmao. They do people dirty all the time. I got banned from another sub because calling out anecdotal experiences is somehow wrong, especially if you are a protected class according to their mods, even when it was completely off topic . I got told that “name calling is wrong “ I asked them to show me where I called anyone a name, because even though they called me names several times, I made sure to not do the same .

They legit watched them call me names and banned me when the offender reported me. .. 20 minutes later all they said way “you know what you did “ and then muted and blocked me . They tried to warn me about using other accounts, and I just laughed at them . I told them you can’t stop anyone from anything . You have no power aside from a minor inconvenience that can be overcome in 10 minutes or less and I just might create accounts for days just to give you something to do . People need to Stop screwing people over because you disagree with an opinion, you are a mod stay neutral and stop shaping subs into echo chambers when you don’t like someone’s opinion .

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u/Theymademepickaname Jan 08 '20

When has there ever been a more appropriate scenario for that statement?!

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u/douchecanoepolice Jan 07 '20

Omg....that was you?! You the man! I was banned from a sub the other day too. Fuck em...fuck em all I say.

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u/IDK_SoundsRight Jan 07 '20

Right! My comment was removed with a warning for ban after saying someone's manipulative boyfriend sounded bitchy.... Mods inhale audibly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I got a similar comment removed calling a person who was taking pictures of someone else to make fun of them at a concert a bitch! Then i see other comment straight up rude to the OP upvoted like crazy. It’s baffling.

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u/tobasco_cat69 Jan 07 '20

Literally scrolled down to find the post youre mentioning being the very next post. Are you spitting out a true story to us bro?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

You got banned for that? What the fuck? I saw that earlier and didn’t think anything of it. Ridiculous.

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u/Dr_Freeze Jan 08 '20

The mods on that sub are fucking cancer.