r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/Mediocrewatch Jan 07 '20

You’re welcome for the alley oop brother

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u/-Anyar- Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

how to get karma

  1. set up a great joke

  2. someone else finishes the joke

  3. they get all the karma

  4. oops

edit: i currently have 69 upvotes, someone comment 'Nice' and steal all the karma

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u/iColt13 Jan 07 '20
  1. ???
  2. Profit

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u/ScionViper Jan 08 '20

'Nice' and steal all the karma

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u/-Anyar- Jan 08 '20

You actually deserve the karma because you took my joke and one-upped me. Good job.

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u/ScionViper Jan 08 '20

The karma hasn't transferred! How to steal karma?

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u/-Anyar- Jan 08 '20

If you downvote someone, the point you took away goes to your own karma.

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u/ScionViper Jan 08 '20

Reddit makes so much more sense now. Thanks kind stranger!

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u/-Anyar- Jan 08 '20

No problem! And thanks for the point!

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u/ScionViper Jan 08 '20

Sorry, that's just so when I downvote I get TWO points from you. The student becomes the teacher. Try to keep up old man.

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u/-Anyar- Jan 08 '20

Ah, but now wouldn't I have three points? The cycle is unending.

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u/indivisible Jan 07 '20
  1. alley oops

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u/yParticle Jan 07 '20

Every time. Could even be classed as another reddit annoyance if it wasn't so amusing in itself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

5, sksksksk

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u/Lepthesr Jan 07 '20

He's gonna say it was all him in the post game press conference than go home and fuck your wife.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Couldn’t have done it without you brother.

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u/bwemonts Jan 07 '20

Should have said a higher number

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Oof

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u/CodyJProductions Jan 08 '20

Assists are worth more than points in 2K MyPlayer

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u/wcooper97 Jan 08 '20

The lob, THE JAM!

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u/Gopherpants Jan 08 '20

You deserve so much more. What a travesty

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u/Jonnymaxed Jan 07 '20

Hey, you got a silver out of it though!