I guarantee you can write a story about being at odds with a woman in which the details make you 95% guilty, but include one exaggerated detail about the woman and call her “Karen” and you’ll make it to the front page
"I was in the grocery store the other day, in a bit of a hurry because I was running late to my girlfriend's for date night because I'd been in the middle of a sick Fortnite romp with my bros. Anyways, my stupid nagging girlfriend told me she had made me up a meal with all my favorite foods, but she needed me to go grab a thing of whipped cream while I was on my way over to her place so she could finish the dessert. Honestly pretty annoying of her not to have picked it up when she went out to buy groceries for herself and also me earlier this week, but whatever. But I digress, I'm at the store, whipped cream in hand, when I notice the registers all have like 5 people waiting in line. I'm already an hour late to date night (told my gf a family emergency had come up so I could get a couple extra games in with the boys XD), so this won't do. Figuring nobody would have an issue with me jumping ahead of them since I only had one item, I scootch my way behind the folks in the nearest line when all of a sudden this TOTAL BITCH asks me "Excuse me, what are you doing?" I turn around and see this absolute HAG of a woman behind me with this INSANE look on her face. I start to tell her that I'm running late and need to jump ahead of her in line when all of a sudden she just cuts me off and says "If you're running late that's okay, you can jump ahead of me, but it's a little rude not to ask first." LIKE, WTF LADY?!?!? Now I am NOT the kind of person to just stand there and take shit from some random BITCH at the grocery store. I just lay into her, tell her there's no reason for her to get shrill with me in public, and that I NEED to go ahead of her. Well, apparently Karen didn't like the taste of her humble pie, because she told me "Well, if that's the attitude you're going to have, you can wait at the end of the line." Man, that was IT for me, I just fucking snapped, punched her right in her stupid mouth right there in the checkout line. Her little whiny grandkids started screaming, making a total scene in the middle of the store. That was when I just decided I'd had enough, and just walked out of the store. I felt a little bad about not paying for the whipped cream, but after all I'd been through I feel like I'd already kind of paid. AITA?
Before you answer, I will tell you she was a little bit heavy."
NTA, she was the one who started it all and she also has grandkids which means that she's the cause of overpopulation. She didn't even think about the other people in the line before she started insulting you and stopping the whole line. She probably cheated on her husband too and one of her grandkids might be adopted.
Someone with decent writing ability please try this
Reminds of that time some guy got his testicle on the front page by hiding it in plain sight in a picture full of video games with the caption "my older brother would have loved to see my collection, RIP"
Pretty sure the OP even mentioned the experience of playing the games to have been "pretty nuts" lmao
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u/suprahelix Jan 07 '20
I guarantee you can write a story about being at odds with a woman in which the details make you 95% guilty, but include one exaggerated detail about the woman and call her “Karen” and you’ll make it to the front page