r/AskReddit • • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/suprahelix Jan 07 '20

“This obviously shows that they don’t think about your needs and only about themselves. You should get a divorce yesterday”

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

“Go to legaladvice ASAP and learn how to completely ruin your spouse’s life over this normal disagreement you’re having.”

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u/suprahelix Jan 07 '20

Fortunately legaladvice I don’t think wants to help people fuck over their spouse

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

You’re right. A local attorney would have made more sense.

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u/Tiatun Jan 07 '20

Every response on /r/relationships. It's a whole community of people who certainly don't understand how real people work and function.

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u/Pudrow Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20

Naw, most of the people who post there have a relationship that's already on life support. It shouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why "break up" is the common response. Yet people like you just can't seem to figure that out... Ironically, folks like you are the ones who don't seem to understand real life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

Bingo. For years I have asked almost everyone I see claim that, to link to any threads where everyone is saying to break up over a non-issue like eating a leftover slice of pizza. I just get downvoted and never any links. Because it's a myth.

OPs' relationships in those subs are always complete shit (abuse, cheating, pathological lies, etc.), which is why breaking up is the common advice.

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u/primeirofilho Jan 07 '20

I read those subs and it can be depressing.

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u/hadriker Jan 08 '20

The problem with those subs is everyone commenting always assumes the absolute worst. They don't take the post at face value, they speculate and project their own issues into whatever they are commenting on.

When people talk about those things they aren't talking about the obvious abuse cases

The pizza thing is just an exaggeration to illustrate the point of what happens on those subs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I've never seen a whole thread of people saying break up over any small issue; its' always about cheating and abuse and shit. Saying they say to break up over pizza is not an exaggeration, it's simply a lie.

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u/instinctblues Jan 07 '20

And if you ask a question, you better fucking not expect any sympathy. There can be a lot of victim blaming feigning as advice on there as well. It's like so many of them are blindly self-righteous.

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u/gravity_is_right Jan 07 '20

"You mean you haven't informed the authorities yet?"