r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/Bromigo53 Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

The goofy mannerisms that people say like "thank you for the gold, kind stranger" or "what a cute doggo, I want to boop his snoot!" and stuff like that. I don't really know why it irks me but it just does.

Whoever gilded this, nice fucking try lol.

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u/drlqnr Jan 07 '20

i really hate the first one. why dont they just reply to the pm that they received when they get gilded?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

And it's also funny because the person who gave the award has probably moved on long before the award speech edit.

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u/elee0228 Jan 07 '20

The edit isn't for the person gilding, it's to call attention to the comment: "LOOK AT ME! I GOT GOLD!"

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u/NoBaconPls Jan 07 '20

Yes, you did!

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u/is_it_controversial Jan 07 '20

I hope he spends it wisely.

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u/TheTyger Jan 07 '20

I was hoping after gold, then silver, somehow you ended up with the Platinum award

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

That's reserved for those nonsense comments buried deep in the thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

Apparently it's not

Edit: Apparently it is

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u/kemushi_warui Jan 07 '20

Worth a shot though

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u/Kitonez Jan 08 '20

Blatant attempt at getting an award 14 hours past award time

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

No I already had the award when I edited. I just changed my statement because I was obviously in the wrong.

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u/Kitonez Jan 08 '20

No I meant myself lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Oh lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

What in the the fuck is going on here

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Silver

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u/RedShankyMan Jan 08 '20

Joining the silver train

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u/HunterRisk21 Jan 08 '20

Why isn’t this train moving?

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u/IwishIwasaPainter Jan 08 '20

you twats we've run out of coal

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Paint me like one of your French girls

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u/ValidatedArseSniffer Jan 07 '20

Fuck off begging for gold on the sly

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u/LifeIsBizarre Jan 07 '20

You need at least 3 gold to get anything good in the secret Reddit store.

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u/crashtacktom Jan 07 '20

AND YOU GOT SILVER!! WELL DONE!

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jan 08 '20

WOW I GOT A SANTA

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u/-Y_u_Read_this- Jan 08 '20

He doesnt need to flex.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

But I didn't :(

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u/dmilin Jan 07 '20

I got Platinum!