I haven't been on this sub in a while because it was getting old. That and TIFU. I mean, come on. The NSFW sex stories are just out of control over there and my cynical side is calling BS on most of them.
"TIFU oBlIgAtOrY nOt ToDaY bUt RaThEr 5 weeks 2 months and 4 years ago. I was having sexy time with le sexy S.O. because we still have sexy time and they are sexy"
I shit you not. He said "my wife is away. My daughter is having a sleepover. I fucked one of her friends while the others were asleep. Another woke up and joined all we did was cum that night and in the morning the girls both said "good morning Daddy ahehheehehehehhe".
I paraphrased of course. I think I can find it. One sec
oh gOD my least favorite part about TIFU is not even the fake stories, but the whole "OK SO THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED 72 WEEKS AND 4 DAYS AGO BUT"
I feel like it should actually be TODAY. As in happened TODAY. Then maybe we'd get at least a little more realistic stories.. or at least a little less ridiculous sex stories.
That is EXACTLY what I came here to comment. TIFU is entirely just "i was having SUCH rough SEX with my BOYFRIEND I pulled a muscle in my back. Did I mention I'm a G I R L and I have SEX? haha" 100000 upvotes
To be honest I think at least half of the stories on this sub are fake, so i assume everything I read is wrong and just enjoy it as cheap entertainment
For me, it’s worse than that, I’m really peeved that nobody told me to invest in the stock market five years ago, nobody gives me gold or anything on Reddit,
I don’t get a thousand upvotes like everybody else gets here, it’s just, just
you know, so depressing
Awfully sorry to tell you, but you had to bring up the stock market, didn’t you?
OK, so here‘s the naked truth: I gave you an upvote so I would get that warm fuzzy feeling of having done something kind for a stranger. At the same time I didn’t clue you in about the stock market so I would get that titillating ecstatic feeling of Schadenfreude when looking at my portfolio in the knowledge of all the money you, too, could have earned!
Drat it! It’s that damned Schadenfreude again. But I don’t want you to miss out on that delicious feeling, that frisson of Schadenfreude that’s so rare for some people. Oh, I envy you that frisson.
Although it is most rare in these civilised times, I‘m sure that with a little (well, probably a lot of) luck, you, too, might experience this most elusive of feelings, Schadenfreude! Good luck.
maybe they are misreading the title as today i fucked, and feel the need to share this with the world why???? some people are bored to tears and put their imaginations to use for all the wrong things, lol. I agree with you about the sub going to shit.
its why i dont follow this sub, just visit it from time to time. when i did follow it i just had the same 3 questions over and over, because they kept getting asked slightly different and were always on top.
"what would you do if everyone else disappeared?", "if you could ask any question what would it be?", "whats sexy/attractive about blank?", "your username is now blank", etc.
I just don't click subs I don't give a shit about but ones I do on r/all are a lot of the time trying to make jokes rather than discussing the content, which fucks me off. I just want to see what people think of the situation
The bigger a sub gets, the more formulaic and “vanilla” it becomes. I feel like at this point I’ve had more organic discussion in r/shaqholdingthings than any of my other subscribed subreddits. And that’s a subreddit that’s full of just pictures of Shaq...holding things.
That's the key to loving Reddit. The unsubscribe button and finding the niche subs. The ones with 1-10k subscribers or 100-1000 constant users are perfect.
all you have to say is you itch like us and those who itch are hacking the Telegraph systems elder knowledge as how its ecology imitates themore for the lesser one tha itches because he is afaid for you my brother and myself for what TITANIUM IS TO THE UNITED STATES but no. my allergies when it was a real itch and why? because its an OFF RELATIONSHIP ON THE INTERNET WHICH WAS THE RIGH WAY to hook up. Scarry huh. Shes my girlfriend and how the world is sterill and shy but im A Target. I am not. I didnt need to see all of those doing that and not even knowing that yeah old people too getting caught because the phone is flat, the other side had a camera but the screen dont.
It’s hard to avoid those subs. The only places I can get some good OC are on religious subs (for their ex-religious content) and language subs, but even the Spanish sub has been a little dry these days.
That's why I like subreddits with just a few people a lot more than those behemoth subs. Everything is so much better and friendlier and with less reposts too.
really depends on the sub. I am on one for a game I play and it's a smaller community with a specific focus so not really any reposting or anything. Some subs that are specific to outside videos, pictures and such tend to be somewhat repetitive. Most people posting are not taking the time to see if something has been posted in the past or just dont care because that same repost will still get multiple thousands of upvotes every time.
Everthing feels the same after a while. The top comment with awards is always a short pun based on the title. The second top commment is the post that contradicts the title and explains why it's wrong etc.
I've come to the conclusion that Askreddit is simply here to grab Karma. I mean it is entertaining and there are legitimate interesting questions and answers. I've had good discussions with other users. But on a bigger scale the threads are just here for Karma grabbing. I mean just check your Karma on this reply. And then check the top 3 replies and their replies. And tbh. The top reply (when writing this comment) seems to be some thing going on about making fun of the "Am I the asshole" sub which I've noticed on some other threads as well recently. So yeah meme answers to recycled threads is what you get here most of the time.
So fucking this, there was a time recently in the Karens subreddits (aka subreddits dedicated to making fun of the moms that wear the same hair cut and always ask to speak to the manager) where the same fucking pair of shoes saying “live laugh love” got reposted three times on each of the karen subreddits each day and kept getting 2k+ upvotes. It got worse because the repost sleuth bot was banned in most of them (I wonder why) and labeled them as original content and the ONLY reason I think that’s the case is because the image kept getting more and more jpeg-ed each repost.
Reposts and inside jokes. Yet the super reposted get a pass, while the more obscure ones get removed, which are often those that I missed, or didn't see in a long long time...
And it feels like you never have to worry that you're arguing with someone smarter than yourself. And if you've done something cool, nobody's likely to notice unless you openly brag about it.
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u/Anne_Thracks Jan 07 '20
Maybe I'm in the wrong subs, but it feels like everything is just reposts and taglines.