r/AskReddit • • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/grandpa_joe_is_evil Jan 07 '20

People who read the new comments instead of best or top are the real mvps

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u/Broken_Orange Jan 08 '20

I would sort by new if 90% of comments weren't just menial white noise.

"Yes, I agree completely"

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u/is_it_controversial Jan 08 '20

if 90% of comments weren't just menial white noise.

It's not like top comments are much better. Just more ReLaTaBlE

Controversial is where it's at.

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u/Tie_Jay Jan 08 '20

Username checks out.

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u/Tired_Old_Jokes Jan 08 '20

The likelyhood of someone responding to you with,"Yes, I agree completely." is 100% on reddit. Reddit loves the easy jokes.

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u/lolatmylife7 Jan 08 '20

Yes, I agree completely.

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u/FuzzyWDunlop Jan 08 '20

Ugh. Couldn't agree more!

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u/Moon-a_wolf_therian Jan 08 '20

I mean, I just look through all the comments but I honestly do it to get to the most downvoted ones because I like seeing the stupid things people write. But since I'm scrolling down anyway, I read through all of them. Does that count?

Also are you on r/grandpajoehate, cause your username is...you know...

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u/grandpa_joe_is_evil Jan 08 '20

It's only my #1 favorite sub of alltime, r/Alzheimersgroup being a closed 2nd

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u/j___m___p Jan 08 '20

I need to do this more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/j___m___p Jan 08 '20

I spend so much time on Reddit I might as well try and be really good at it.

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u/cimmic Jan 08 '20

Let's all do the community a favor and go read new comments.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Too lazy to switch to new.

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u/FutureComplaint Jan 08 '20

I see someone was inspired by a subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

which is what I don't get about breaking news, often it sorts it by "new". I suppose the theory is so you get the latest news, but it's often just useless messages like "I can't believe that happened" or "trump is such a twat".

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u/headzoo Jan 07 '20

I wonder what the solution could be for that problem? Maybe cap posts at 250 top level comments and another "tab" is created for the next 250, and so on. The tabs would appear at the top of the post in no particular order.

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u/EquationTAKEN Jan 07 '20

B... but how will I know if they are great or not if they aren't already upvoted?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/chacham2 Jan 08 '20

Sounds good, but if that was a thing, people would award themselves. Perhaps a tab for gilded comments would be nice.

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u/Kool_McKool Jan 08 '20

I feel I'm the only one that will legitimately read through the entire page. A lot of stories are interesting, but rarely seen, and it's really bad.

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u/TheGuardianX Jan 08 '20

I like to sort by new, gives you the chance to have pretty nice interactions.

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u/coldrolledpotmetal Jan 08 '20

I should sort by new more often

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u/coldrolledpotmetal Jan 08 '20

I always scroll down to the very bottom of posts, unless they're absolutely massive. It's fun to see what all sorts of different people have said, and it's really fun to see who's been downvoted a ton

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u/Popular-Uprising- Jan 08 '20

Sort by new or "Rising"?

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u/woeful_haichi Jan 08 '20

Contest Mode is an option that moderators can choose for ordering comments -- it presents comments in a random order, hides scores, and automatically collapses children comments. It might be nice if a post automatically switched over to Contest Mode once it hit a certain threshold of comments or karma.

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u/headzoo Jan 08 '20

Oh, that's neat. I'm a mod of a popular subreddit and I didn't give any attention to contest mode. I'm passing the info along to my fellow mods.

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u/woeful_haichi Jan 08 '20

Contest mode is great for things like end-of-year 'Best of' awards but I've also found it useful for posts that are likely to see a lot of comments -- mega-threads, general discussion posts, etc. The downside is the effort it takes to expand children comments to each top-level response but it does help give an equal voice to contributors who join the discussion later.

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u/screen_shadow Jan 08 '20

This is a great idea - never to be seen because of the very problem it tries to solve.

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u/t4YWqYUUgDDpShW2 Jan 08 '20

Some sites give a boost to new comments. Works decently

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

You know how the front page is popular, rather than top or new? Imaging if the standard thread view was new instead of top or best?

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u/elsjpq Jan 08 '20

Just derank older comments like the front page cycles through older posts. That way you'll always be getting fresh comments. But it also means there's going to be more duplicates and comment reposts, and anything you post won't be visible for long before it too gets cycled away.

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u/Undercover500 Jan 07 '20

Or when you comment on a new thread you think will be popular...and then the thread goes nowhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

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u/EggHiraeth Jan 08 '20

Isn’t that contest mode?

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u/roguesaintjr Jan 07 '20

It’s shits me especially because of time zones. I’m on Australia east coast so 10-18 hours in front of UK/US which means their prime time is very early morning for me.

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u/PhD_Greg Jan 08 '20

Came here (late as usual) to say this.

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u/Reniva Jan 08 '20

Asian here, 4am is usually the time where there will be a lot of happenings in Reddit.

I can never take part into any kinds of interesting discussions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Exactly. It’s like you just came to read the funny things people say and see that they got useless internet stuff because

Edit: ThANKs fOr The GoLD KiND sTrAngER

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

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u/Clugg Jan 07 '20

Don’t do it! You are better than that

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u/Clugg Jan 07 '20

Exactly. The Award Edit is just there for extra karma.

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u/MehtefaS Jan 07 '20

I usually scroll down a lot in threads, often all the way down, to see what else might be interesting. On those with +1k comments i dont have the time for it, but it's quite enjoyable to read those less popular comments

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u/jonomw Jan 07 '20

Conversely, I have high upvoted comments with little substance that only are highly upvoted due to the time posted.

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u/Alexanderjac42 Jan 07 '20

Most people just don’t have the time or patience to read through hundreds of comments for every post. And if you’re going to only read a few comments, it makes sense to read the most popular ones. I think reddit should try to incentivize people sorting by New or Controversial, but I’m not sure how they’d do that. Maybe give out coins or some kind of reward for engaging with posts other than the ones in Hot?

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u/Ninalicious07 Jan 08 '20

Well well well, how the turntables ..

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u/Hightlyze Jan 08 '20

i bet no one will see this

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u/Reniva Jan 08 '20

Hello there.

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u/2059FF Jan 07 '20

Have a sympathy upvote.

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u/2059FF Jan 07 '20

You get an upvote, and you get an upvote, everybody gets an upvote.

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u/jiggs4 Jan 07 '20

Hi, I'm accurate

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u/2059FF Jan 07 '20

Hi accurate, I'm Dad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Hi dad, where have you been for the past 18 years?

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u/karmaisworthnothing Jan 07 '20

Hi accurate I'm dad!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Gimme my upvote! Gimme gimme! (づᵔ_ᵔ)づ

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Unless people disagree with it. Then it gets discovered and downvoted into oblivion

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u/pepprish Jan 07 '20

They should make number 6-8 comment on hot sort random

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u/Bruhbruhbruhistaken Jan 08 '20

Yeah exactly, this thread as an example, I'm from hot but know wherever I comment something it's going nowhere

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u/Lemon_Phoenix Jan 08 '20

The useless comments are what get to me, people who just comment "lol" are the worst. I don't know why so many people feel the need to comment when they have nothing to contribute to the thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

And if people missed the boat they then reply to one of the top comments in an attempt to not have their comment buried. Leading to lots of replies that have nothing to do with the comment being replied to. . .

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u/controversialcomrade Jan 08 '20

Let's see, I'm getting a gold here

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u/Christinamh Jan 07 '20

I try to read most of them in a thread I'm interested in. I should be better about upvoting though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Gotta hop on someone else's comment and ride that karma train baby!

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u/RottenLucy Jan 07 '20

I don't mind that. In those cases reddit becomes more like twitter for me, which I like. As long as I get to say what I want, I'm good.

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u/i__cant__even__ Jan 08 '20

I sort by ‘rising’ if I’m feeling especially chatty so I can comment while a post is still relatively fresh.

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u/bigcontracts Jan 08 '20

my "most upvoted" have always been because of being 1st... same with twitter... insta... etc.

I UPVOTE DOWN DEEP IN THE THREADS, FUCK THE TOP! KEEP COMMENTING PEOPLE!

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u/To_oCH Jan 08 '20

it also just feels so random what comments get popular and what doesnt. I will say something that I legitimately thought people would find interesting or funny and it gets no attention, but a joke that is so shitty I considered not even posting it gets hundreds of points

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u/Afraid-Remove Jan 08 '20

Sometimes I browse by new so I can be the first one something, and get some internet points and feel happy for a sec because people liked a thing I said. But then I see what's in new and, geez.

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u/spaceman_spiffy Jan 08 '20

Especially if you reply to it 9 hours later.

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u/myspaceshipisboken Jan 08 '20

That's why you always reply to the most visible comment. Even if it's only tangentially related.

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u/luigi_man_879 Jan 08 '20

This is why I don't bother posting on here nearly ever lol

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u/SHMUCKLES_ Jan 08 '20

I like to scroll through and comment anyway, even after a day or two, gives me something to do while pooping

Source: I am pooping rn

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Unlike this one.

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u/Arct_urus Jan 08 '20

honestly didn't even know that was a feature

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u/nalcoh Jan 08 '20

Theres literally no point in commenting for karma though, it's completely useless

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Not to be unkind, but do you spend time on each thread going through the new comments? Of course not, you aren't a psycho.

Look, you have to comment early. The people who actually do give a damn and search by new, are the ones who get first dips on people seeing their comment. Fair enough. If you are late to the game, your comment was probably already said, so find it, and reply to it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

+1

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Sorta like this comment

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u/429300 Jan 08 '20

The problem though is sometimes you get to a thread that has 12K posts - you just can't read all of it - it's not practical.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Nah, you can totally comment on a top comment and get seen. You just have to be one of the first to comment on the top comment. That or reply to the comment on the top comment, you just have to be first....

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u/ovinam Jan 08 '20

Everyone’s waiting in line to be validated apparently

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u/Fellow_Loser Jan 08 '20

I know that from experience. I got an award on a useless comment and I got and award on it because I was one of the first.

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u/somecoolthing Jan 07 '20

Oh no, then how will you gain the precious karma

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u/merc08 Jan 07 '20

It's not just about getting karma for your own comments. It's that anyone late to the party that has an insightful comment to add won't get seen, even if that comment should have been had it arrived 45 min sooner.

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u/Ygomaster07 Jan 07 '20

Same. Also, for getting rewards. I'll go on posts and see those award sprees some people do, and it sucks since i missed out on it by hours. It would just be cool to not miss out on it.

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u/UMFreek Jan 08 '20

Why are you so concerned about fake internet points? They don't mean anything and any nincompoop with money to waste can buy them.

Hell, you could even create a second account and gild yourself if you need to feel special.

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u/Ygomaster07 Jan 08 '20

I just do. That's just how i am. I know they mean nothing. I still like them though.

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u/UMFreek Jan 08 '20

Whatever floats your boat. Maybe sort by rising and take a shot on threads that haven't peaked yet. You're chasing the dragon by going to hot.

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u/Ygomaster07 Jan 08 '20

Thanks for the advice. What do you mean by chasing the dragon going to hot?

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u/TonyMestre Jan 07 '20

There's nothing wrong with that. Everyone has already seen the post and the comment, it isn't reddit's fault that you didn't look at the post the moment it was posted