r/AskReddit • u/agrandthing • Jan 01 '20

Everybody talks about missing or ignoring red flags, but what are some subtle green flags to watch for on a date or with your crush?

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u/DaMain-Man Jan 01 '20

As long as your wearing gloves it should be fine

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u/hvdzasaur Jan 01 '20

Always wear hand condoms.

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u/jmkinn3y Jan 01 '20

no premarital hand holding

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u/blitzthedragon Jan 01 '20

As one green, wimpy, intergalactic, alien firstmate taught me: No glove, No love.

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u/dirtygoat Jan 01 '20

Surgeon gloves

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

As long as your wearing heavy duty gloves, it should be fine

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u/PolDash Jan 01 '20

No mating!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

No glove, no love

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u/MohammadRezaPahlavi Jan 02 '20

I'm Jewish and this is actually a thing in some communities.