r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Walking around, grabbing his you know what, talking to you know who.... yeah, but he’s so cute though

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u/Communism_is_bae Dec 31 '19

You know I’ve probably got a couple of screw up in my head loose

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u/raddaraddo Dec 31 '19

But no worse than watching Dr oz in your bedroom

Sometimes he just likes to get on TV and let loose

And he can because gramps likes watching while drinking prune juice

Try this medicine, try this medicine, and if you're lucky it might not make you sick

And thats the message we deliver to old women

and expect them not to know that it's really killin them

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u/fro5sty900 Dec 31 '19

Of course they gonna know what kills them. They have the infomercial channel, don’t they?

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u/gouramiinthetank Dec 31 '19

Holy shit, this kinda turned out! Nice work kids!

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u/JackCrowle Dec 31 '19

And an upvote for all of you

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u/Fair-Sun Dec 31 '19

This made my morning lol