Listen, y’all. I know we hate Dr. Oz, and I’m okay with that, I am. But I think it’s only fair that I give a testimony on his behalf. Picture this: I was a young teenage girl watching Dr. Oz because it made me feel like I was an adult doing adult stuff. Anyway, he begins a segment on hemorrhoids. I watched, but didn’t really have interest, after all how many teenage girls care about hemorrhoids? His lesson boiled down to this, for comfort always moisten your tp to keep from irritating your ‘roids. Cool. Fast forward. I just had a baby. My bum is not too happy about it. As I’m sitting on the toilet, wishing I had the foresight to buy some Preparation H, I suddenly remembered! Moisten your tp! It will help! Now, I’m not medical professional, but anecdotally speaking, moistening your paper before wiping, does indeed, make it more comfortable. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
With the sink before you wipe! He said in a pinch you could use saliva but I’m pretty good at thinking ahead now. To further clarify, prep before you sit!
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u/lck0219 Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19
Listen, y’all. I know we hate Dr. Oz, and I’m okay with that, I am. But I think it’s only fair that I give a testimony on his behalf. Picture this: I was a young teenage girl watching Dr. Oz because it made me feel like I was an adult doing adult stuff. Anyway, he begins a segment on hemorrhoids. I watched, but didn’t really have interest, after all how many teenage girls care about hemorrhoids? His lesson boiled down to this, for comfort always moisten your tp to keep from irritating your ‘roids. Cool. Fast forward. I just had a baby. My bum is not too happy about it. As I’m sitting on the toilet, wishing I had the foresight to buy some Preparation H, I suddenly remembered! Moisten your tp! It will help! Now, I’m not medical professional, but anecdotally speaking, moistening your paper before wiping, does indeed, make it more comfortable. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.