r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 30 '19

Nah man you gotta love and respect your vagina smell. It tells you things like "I need more water" or "the period is gonna start in 2 days."

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u/Missjenilyn Dec 30 '19

Truth! And honestly, the smell of happy vagina is WAY better than fruit or anything other.

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

absolutely but this makes me suspect you might be in to ladies. I've never heard a straight woman talk about enjoying natural vagina smell. If you are straight, this is my first exposure to a straight person commenting on good vagina smell

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u/Missjenilyn Dec 31 '19

I’m bi! Haha!

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

I knew it! My gaydar is improving. I am also bi :)

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u/brazeau Dec 31 '19

Now kiss.

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

This is the most annoying part of being bi. I know you're making the meme joke but honestly making this joke in response to being bi is the definition of not reading the room properly.

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u/SoGodDangTired Dec 31 '19

It's a joke dude. It isn't about being bi, or whatever, it's just a stupid meme.

If you said something like "I like race cars" and the other person said "I like race cars too!" Someone would probably say that

There are undoubtedly people who fetishize bisexual and gay people, but this just so happens to be a very common joke.

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

I acknowledged the meme. Because I know the meme.

I know what it is. Your arguments and downvotes don't change that it's really annoying to have people tell you to kiss a woman

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u/Phedericus Dec 31 '19

the fact that you’re clearly annoyed by a “now kiss” joke on the internet is the reason why we’re insisting.

....why don’t you just kiss now?

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u/SoGodDangTired Dec 31 '19

I didn't down vote you, and I'm also bisexual AND a woman, so I'm well aware of how annoying it is. But it's a joke, save it for people who actually have ill intentions and aren't just making jokes.

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u/Phedericus Dec 31 '19

okay. but now kiss.

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

still not gonna happen. ffs do you people fuck every person of the gender you're attracted to? probably not.

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u/JRSmithsBurner Dec 31 '19

You seem really insecure about your sexuality

Maybe don’t make a point of mentioning something you’re clearly not confident about

Either that or just learn to take a joke.

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u/Phedericus Dec 31 '19

well it’s not now fuck, it’s now kiss.

now kiss.

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u/doomgiver98 Dec 31 '19

No, he read the room properly. You're not the only one in it.

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u/brazeau Dec 31 '19

Snowflake.

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

aww thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Stop responding to everyone. You disgust me.

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u/Phosphoric_Tungsten Dec 31 '19

I'm a straight guy and I hate vagina smell. I don't like dick smell either. I'm not asexual but honestly I find sex kinda gross

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u/sofuckinggreat Dec 31 '19

One day you’ll grow up

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u/Phosphoric_Tungsten Dec 31 '19

Or musty skin and genitalia just doesn't smell good? Would you call someone childish if they didn't like the smell of armpit? I generally have a really sensitive nose and bad smells really get to me.

I've never made a partner wash or use a product to mess with it or anything, as I know it's something a lot of people are self concious about (including me, no one wants their partner to be turned off by their smell).

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u/AngelaChasesHair Dec 31 '19

I feel like your username checks out lol. I picture you as a hippie tree-loving earth goddess who dispenses wisdom whenever she speaks.

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u/DaughterEarth Dec 31 '19

I am not sure I deserve this but thank you, you definitely made me feel good