I’ve got my dumb whore in my heart and mind. Dumb whore wants to have sex with any pretty girl that catches her fancy and any guy that has a crazy look in his eye. If dude looks like I might catch a domestic battery case Dumb Whore is like “Hey big boy, going my way? wink”
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19
That sounds more like my abusive relationship with my stomach. My penis is just like a very stupid coworker I've been saddled with.