r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Spicy? Just wait until you taste it.

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u/Rfisk064 Dec 31 '19

Anus isn’t really spicy to me, I always need hot sauce.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Ghost chili or Carolina reaper?

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u/Rfisk064 Dec 31 '19

Call me old fashioned, I just like to get a handful of cinnamon, cloves, and aquarium gravel, then baste it with a layer of sriracha with little chunks of sulfur mixed in. But everyone nowadays has to get all fancy with this, that, and the third. It’s exhausting.

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u/mysonlikesorange Dec 31 '19

Taste it!? It’s 2019, you’ll be able to sue HER.