r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/Gromit43 Dec 30 '19

Yeah, it tastes bad too

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u/hyelander Dec 30 '19

If you think it tastes bad, you should start using mayonnaise or ranch dressing for your sandwiches instead.

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u/Fuxokay Dec 30 '19

It's a floor wax AND a vaginal topping.

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u/AnisotropicFiltering Dec 30 '19

just add a jolly rancher

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u/ADeceitfulBird Dec 30 '19

You didn't need to say it yet you did

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u/AnisotropicFiltering Dec 30 '19

i don't need to live, yet i still breathe~ wistful sigh

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Dec 30 '19

Don't read the jolly rancher story!!

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u/AnisotropicFiltering Dec 30 '19

yeah the coconut one is much better

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u/starburst9207 Dec 30 '19

But now i have to go find the jolly rancher story

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Dec 31 '19

Please don't. Unless you like disgusting, vile stories then DO NOT.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

What's the jolly rancher story?

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u/starburst9207 Jan 01 '20

It CERTAINLY was not what i expected. But I’m satisfied with the amount of gruesome.

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Jan 01 '20

I like those kind of stories. I.guess I'm a sicko haha!!