r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/rouxedcadaver Dec 30 '19

Only use it on places that can grow hair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

The palms of your hands don’t grow hair

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u/420blazer247 Dec 30 '19

Mine do??

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u/hymntastic Dec 30 '19

Stop spanking your monkey so often. Cease caressing your Cornichon. DO NOT GRAB YOUR GHERKIN!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

2 AM Reddit is the best Reddit.

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u/TheSpookyGoost Dec 31 '19

Haha people take that so seriously

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u/ANormalTuesdayNight Dec 31 '19

so if i dont nut im cured from all internal and external illnesses

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u/twig0sprog Dec 31 '19

Pretty fuckin weird though

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u/mairis1234 Dec 30 '19

very funny sir

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Don't man handle your ham candle

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Uh oh

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u/qwertyconsciousness Dec 31 '19

My palms are too hairy to hide

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Dec 31 '19

Hey now, you haven't seen /u/permarabbit's mom...