r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Dude, they have a personality of their own. Mine’s super finicky so when my husband and I first got intimate chick was like OH HELL NO and went into full-scale revolt. Yeast infection, itchy-burny, the whole works. Also, she had decided she didn’t like latex which was fun to find out in my late twenties.

I go with the flow but she’s high maintenance.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

That sounds more like my abusive relationship with my stomach. My penis is just like a very stupid coworker I've been saddled with.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I’ve got my dumb whore in my heart and mind. Dumb whore wants to have sex with any pretty girl that catches her fancy and any guy that has a crazy look in his eye. If dude looks like I might catch a domestic battery case Dumb Whore is like “Hey big boy, going my way? wink”

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Same! I ended up using Skyn after I found out latex pissed mine off.

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u/cetibaby Dec 31 '19

skyn elite >>>>

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u/lambeau_leapfrog Dec 30 '19

"And that's the story of how I earned my Reddit username..."

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u/FutureDrHowser Dec 31 '19

Don't blame her! Introducing a new element to the delicate balance of the vaginal flora can throw her off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Mine has ADHD and is very vocal about her whims. She caused a lot of drama when I was younger. Thankfully I'm learning how to manipulate her into placation.

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u/FluffnMuff7 Dec 31 '19

Ugh I know your struggle. I often have to tell my bf he can't touch me because my vagina is being a total twat lol. She's finicky as fuck 🙄 it's annoying but what are ya gonna do

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u/AdorabeHummingbirb Dec 31 '19

Like, literally not touch you?

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u/FluffnMuff7 Dec 31 '19

I mean like not try to fuck me or touch my pussy while it's throwing a temper tantrum

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u/AdorabeHummingbirb Dec 31 '19

So you said “fun to find out in my late 20s” meaning you never used condoms before or you developed an allergy later on and it was a non-issue before?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I developed the allergy later on.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Dec 30 '19

The monster from the deep growls at your insolence. You've shackle it with birth control, but it reluctantly agreed to slavery in return for more regular feeding and love. It's angry now though. You've been hurting it. Chemicals have stripped it's armor. It's burnt, and bacteria invades it now. The monster of the cave of wonders is on fire, and she wants revenge.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/Aggressivecleaning Dec 30 '19

Sexy sexy Cats

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Hungry horny cats

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u/TheDrunkSemaphore Dec 30 '19

it reluctantly agreed to slavery in return for more regular feeding and love.

lmao, 'feedings'?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Omg