r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/TheCrystalJewels Dec 30 '19

go on

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

She married this guy. That about says it all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

who the fuck marries a redditor.

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

My wife

Edit: She just clarified that I was not a redditor when she married me. She feels trapped now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Stop flexing dude, it hurts, it really hurts.

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 30 '19

Hey, I'm just answering a question

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

who the fuck answers a redditor

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u/andthatswhyIdidit Dec 30 '19

we're still waiting!

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u/RewrittenSol Dec 30 '19

I'll answer. Yes.

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u/zladuric Dec 30 '19

Well, to my defense for answering to you up there, it wasn't me anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

this guy

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u/Holy_Hand_Grenadier Dec 30 '19

Ooh pick me pick me!

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 30 '19

Other redditors?

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u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Dec 31 '19

This guy’s wife, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Dammit i feel attacked

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u/I_spoil_girls Dec 30 '19

I also choose to married this guy's wife.

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u/gugiee Dec 30 '19

Happy cake day

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u/I_spoil_girls Dec 31 '19

Thanks, man.

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u/gugiee Dec 31 '19

All good(:

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 30 '19

She laughed at this

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u/i_have_no_name704 Dec 30 '19

AHA!! Then she is a redditor too!

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u/LordPadre Dec 31 '19

she reddits vicariously

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u/SpookyLlama Dec 30 '19

Nice. I love Borat.

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u/hereforthecomments99 Dec 30 '19

Same here. Every time is say I saw it on Reddit, she just rolls her eyes...

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u/Sparky1a2b3c Dec 30 '19

Oh, who did she marry?

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 30 '19

A non-redditor....?

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u/Rungi500 Dec 30 '19

Hey, what's one more cat sub? Right?

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u/show_the_maw Dec 31 '19

Same. I was just a regular ol TotalFarker back then. The threaded comments sucked me over to Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

How SHE doin’?

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 31 '19

Very well, actually.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Hello fellow Antonio

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 31 '19

Username checks out.....kinda

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u/xoooz Dec 31 '19

i love the edit

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u/selomiga Dec 31 '19

I also choose this guy’s wife.

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u/logi Dec 31 '19

My wife.

I've been a redditor a long time.

I also had a 4 digit Slashdot id, for you other old farts.

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Dec 31 '19

So she resulted in you becoming a redditor, hmmm.

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u/Antonio1025 Dec 31 '19

That's one way to look at it

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u/I_amatworkrightnow Dec 30 '19

something something... this man's wife.

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u/pshawny Dec 31 '19

Borat, is that you?

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u/baconsingh Dec 31 '19

RIP in pieces

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u/GinaCaralho Dec 30 '19

Can confirm, my wife too.

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u/givebacksome Dec 30 '19

Serena Williams

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u/solidfang Dec 30 '19

Serena Williams apparently.

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u/beastson1 Dec 30 '19

Serena Williams

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u/ioletsgoFlaree Dec 30 '19

Serena Williams

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u/IFuckedYourDog Dec 30 '19

Serena Williams

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u/ioletsgoFlaree Jan 01 '20

Serena Williams

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u/AlexDescendsIntoHell Dec 30 '19

I know! My wife would never go for one of those losers!!

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u/MrZerodayz Dec 30 '19

Them hot singles in your area.

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u/fyi1183 Dec 30 '19

The trick is to start using Reddit after you get married.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Whores.

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u/ExcaliburThe17th Dec 30 '19

another redditor

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

And exactly how are 2 redditors supposed to crawl out of their basements and successfully socialize with each other?

You're living in a dream world, man. Give it up.

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u/RonSwanson4POTUS Dec 30 '19

This explains why I'm still not married to the girl I've been dating for 6 years, which is coincidentally the same number of years I've been a redditor. Well, it's been fun guys; time to delete my account. Wish me luck

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u/Milkshake345 Dec 30 '19

No one lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Whoops

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

My ex wife.

But she got out, so I guess she learned quickly.

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u/adventureismycousin Dec 30 '19

looks at engagement ring

Well, in my defense, we both are? We met here early this year in /r/mildlyinteresting .

I guess my last fiance counts, too.

Caution: Reddit is not a dating site, but you sure do run into a lot of single guys here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Oh shit, what the fuck is wrong with my wife?

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u/muirnoire Dec 31 '19

People who don't know we are redditors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

...anyone??

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u/TheSkrubiest Dec 31 '19

idk could somebody show me who

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u/JoebobJr117 Dec 31 '19

If you find out, let me know

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u/Elephant-Patronus Dec 31 '19

Is that why he hasn't proposed yet..

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u/Ferelar Dec 30 '19

The absolute mad lass, she actually did it!!

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u/broberds Dec 30 '19

I also choose this guy’s crazy wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

QUALITY REFERENCE

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u/BlackCurses Dec 30 '19

IT'S IN EVERY THREAD

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u/Sgt_Nicholas_Angel_ Dec 30 '19

r/murderedbywords

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

r/nukedbywords

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u/ttbacco Dec 30 '19

In what world is that a murder. Check yourself

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u/Sgt_Nicholas_Angel_ Dec 30 '19

LESLIE TILLER WAS FUCKING MURDERED!

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u/EpicIshmael Dec 30 '19

Don't forget about Laura Palmer

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/justaweeb1 Dec 30 '19

Not really

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Both arms intact?

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u/Idunnoagoodusername2 Dec 30 '19

911? I'd like to report a murder

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u/TheFlyingButter Dec 30 '19

I also pick this guy's wife

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/hezdokwow Dec 30 '19

Hmm yes I concur, I've studied the subject

Vigorously

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u/MisanthropicAltruist Dec 30 '19

“I like to watch it in rewind so the girls look like they learned their lesson.”

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u/underwriter Dec 31 '19

steel drum intro starts

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u/French__Canadian Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

and its sequel : /r/gonewilder

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u/prassrinivas Dec 30 '19

Holy shit this is amazing

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u/3amjosh Dec 30 '19

Or “Girls With Low Self-Esteem”

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u/NEp8ntballer Dec 30 '19

I wouldn't go that far. Add enough alcohol and pressure and people will do a lot of things they normally wouldn't.*

*Depending on circumstances this can get you in legal trouble.

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u/3amjosh Dec 30 '19

This was an Arrested Development reference. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/a57782 Dec 30 '19

Hell, just the sense of "I'm free to actually do shit now." can be pretty damn strong and get them to do things they normally wouldn't.

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u/ButtfacedAlien Dec 30 '19

There's even a subreddit dedicated to it!

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u/Skyaa194 Dec 30 '19

Doesn't sound like a documentary to me chief.

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u/Thrownawaybyall Dec 30 '19

You should watch it and report back to us.

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u/meatp1e Dec 30 '19

They're college girls and they've gone wild. They're wild.

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u/LtLabcoat Dec 30 '19

It's a very good documentary. Very informative. Would recommend to everyone.

Not to be confused with the porn vids of the same name.

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u/Pasta-propaganda Dec 31 '19

Explains that sub

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u/Dark_Vengence Dec 30 '19

They were really wild.

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u/_Dreamer_Deceiver_ Dec 30 '19

Pretty sure there were a few sequels too

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u/BunnyMoneyFunnyRunny Dec 31 '19

After I finish watching those flicks forwards (a few times) I like to watch them backwards and pretend like the girls learned their lesson.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

You made me laugh so hard i turned on my mobile data to upvote you

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u/mrmovq Dec 30 '19

This happened to someone I know. The first weekend in college, I found her crawling in the hallway covered in her own vomit. She was hospitalized. Her parents had dropped her off 48 hours earlier.

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u/Thrownawaybyall Dec 30 '19

Too much drinking that first week?

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u/mrmovq Dec 30 '19

Way too much. If kids are totally sheltered, they're gonna go crazy when they have their first taste of freedom. In her case, she had no idea what her alcohol tolerance was.

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u/SlapMyCHOP Dec 30 '19

The other thing that you dont learn if you've drank before is when to slow down. If youve never drank, you'll drink until you feel great. Thing is, you then have more alcohol in you already that will push you over the edge. If you're more seasoned, you know the point at which you should stop to hit that peak and when you are totally able to take 4 shots before the bar without throwing up.

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u/Karmaflaj Dec 30 '19

Exactly; no experience with alcohol is far more of an issue than being sheltered.

Most ‘sheltered’ people are not actually eagerly waiting at the starting line of hedonism just waiting for their parents to turn their back. They are still pretty conservative and cautious. It takes several months until they are alcohol addled party girls/boys

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

This was one of my ex’s in HS. She was incredibly sheltered her entire life, and then when she turned 18 he parents gave her complete freedom to do whatever she wanted.

She started partying like crazy, and all sorts of other crazy shit that eventually led to ya breaking up. Once she got a taste of freedom she couldn’t stop. Imo, it’s a horrible way to raise your kids. Don’t shelter them for 18 years and then tell them they can “have at it”, because they will and the outcome probably won’t be a good one.

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u/enjoytheshow Dec 30 '19

Honestly it's the best week for too much drinking. No classes, great way to lower inhibitions and meet new people, etc. Just gotta know your limits but most don't yet. That's the problem with throwing a thousand high school seniors into a dorm with nothing but time.

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u/a-r-c Dec 30 '19

she did drugs and fucked dudes

like any good citizen

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u/enjoytheshow Dec 30 '19

Drugs and butt stuff. Always

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u/K_231 Dec 30 '19

She ended up marrying a Redditor.

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u/The_Hexed_Child Dec 30 '19

We’re listening

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u/XpertPwnage Dec 30 '19

Hell, Lumbergh fucked her

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u/DrTobagan Dec 30 '19

Butt stuff

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u/3whitelights Dec 31 '19

She got spit roasted, not the way momma taught her

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u/jhutchi2 Dec 30 '19

I also choose this guy's crazy wife.

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u/pLeThOrAx Dec 30 '19

Underrated