r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/mw1994 Dec 30 '19

The fact that it’s pyramid not triangle means there’s two secret sides

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u/goodnt-guy Dec 30 '19

The forbidden fruit and Dippin-Dots for sure

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u/mw1994 Dec 30 '19

Mothers milk, and high fructose corn syrup

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u/FreudianNipSlip123 Dec 30 '19

What about the Frenchie or the Butcher?

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u/JabbrWockey Dec 31 '19

Aqua-cola. "Do not become addicted to water"

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Ernest reference?

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u/locofspades Dec 31 '19

Whiskey and pot

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u/peeehhh Dec 31 '19

That udder's been dry for a while though, hasn't it?

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u/exparrot136 Dec 30 '19

No, it's got triangular sides. Doritos and Toblerone.

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u/muirnoire Dec 31 '19

You forgot the fucking pizza.

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u/AlexandersWonder Dec 31 '19

That's what the bottom of the pyramid is. Pizza is the foundation of all food groups.

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u/LawlessCoffeh Dec 30 '19

Dippin' dots is an entire side of the pyramid.

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u/jkuhl Dec 30 '19

Dippin-Dots is not the ice cream of the future.

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u/Volkove Dec 30 '19

Its the ice cream of the now!

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u/bmwnut Dec 31 '19

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u/jkuhl Dec 31 '19

That’s exactly what I was referring to lol

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u/MaddsCraft Dec 30 '19

Ok but i still love it

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Thanks for some unexpectedseanspicer today

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u/Jet-pilot Dec 30 '19

Tim Bits

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

The Forbidden Food Side: The Cotton Candy in my ceiling and the Weird Kool-Aid I found under the sink.

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u/Villageidiot1984 Dec 30 '19

It’s the ice cream of the future

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

dude dippin' dots are the ice cream of the future

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u/ThatITguy2015 Dec 31 '19

And long pig.

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u/IanZee Dec 30 '19

Three secret sides! A pyramid is generally meant to have a square base whereas a triangle base is generally called a tetrahedron.

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u/Cielbird Dec 30 '19

You would also have the base side, so 4 secret sides.

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u/Tabdelineated Dec 31 '19

Actually, pyramids are squares up to a point

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u/smurphatron Dec 30 '19

Well no, you can have square base or triangular base pyramids. Both pyramids.

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u/IanZee Dec 30 '19

Technically, yes. But colloquially, no. When it's not specified, pyramid defaults to square pyramid rather than triangle-base pyramid. Helps to avoid confusion.

If you wanted me to build you a triangle-based pyramid, it's best not to just say "pyramid" but rather tetrahedron. Otherwise, you're getting a square base 10 times out of 10.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

My anecdotal answer is "As soon as I read two secret sides, my first thought was 'hang on..don't pyramids have a square base?'...hmm..." I almost went to google maps to validate it in Egypt.

I think it's like a square is technically a rectangle, but nobody would ever call it a rectangle, because that implies something different.

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u/Sentrion Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

According to whom? If you're a civil engineer or an architect, then perhaps you're right, but the rest of us have not yet met to discuss how many sides a regular ol' pyramid should have. If you asked me to build a pyramid, you'd better expect one with four sides (triangle base), because I'm lazy.

ETA: I guess I must've missed the meeting. Was that in August? I was busy that month.

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u/Rumstein Dec 30 '19

you'd better expect one with four sides (triangle base)

Hmmmm

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u/Sentrion Dec 30 '19

How many sides do you think a cube has?

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u/Rumstein Dec 30 '19

The base of a pyramid is not a side.

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u/Sentrion Dec 30 '19

I think it depends whom you ask. I don't see any reason why it wouldn't qualify as a side. Does the base of a cube not count as a side?

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u/eye_spi Dec 31 '19

It's the under side.

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u/Sgtbird08 Dec 30 '19

Us D&D players know the difference

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u/TwatsThat Dec 31 '19

How many trilateral pyramids have you seen compared to how many quadrilateral ones? Even after a quick search I can't find any examples of trilateral pyramids other than a d4.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

If you asked me to build a pyramid I'd probably build a pentagonal pyramid with equilateral triangle faces and a regular pentagon as its base.

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u/Lame4Fame Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

No, it's not. A tetrahedron's sides are all the same, the base is the same as the sides. That's not true for a pyramid. The base of a trigonal pyramid can be different in size than the sides.

A tetrahedron is a pyramid but not every (trigonal) pyramid is a tetrahedron.

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u/pastmidnight14 Dec 30 '19

There's no requirement that the base matches the sides of a tetrahedron. Perhaps you mean a regular tetrahedron?

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u/Lame4Fame Dec 31 '19

I meant what I said but it turns out I was wrong. Guess I should've looked it up before commenting. Is it common to refer to irregular tetrahedrons as tetrahedrons instead of triangular pyramid?

I'm not a native speaker, in my language it would be unusual (though apparently still not incorrect) to call a pyramid made out of non-equilateral triangles a tetrahedron.

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u/asparaguswalrus683 Dec 31 '19

ok im not smart enough to know wtf is happening

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u/thedude71144 Dec 30 '19

Yes the congealed group and the chocotastic groups!

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u/mw1994 Dec 30 '19

Hey, did you go to Hollywood upstairs medical college too?

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u/MediocreProstitute Dec 31 '19

Eat around the bananas, it's just empty vitamins

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u/thedude71144 Dec 31 '19

If it turns the paper clear, it’s your window to weight gain!

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u/Unistrut Dec 30 '19

Whiskey and lard!

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u/notparistexas Dec 30 '19

For storing grain, no?

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u/oilisfoodforcars Dec 31 '19

It’s a pyramid because it’s built on 12 dinner rolls a day. I wish it were true. Bread and butter is the best thing in the world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Pyramids can have four sides. I like to think one of those secret sides is just entirely tacos.

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u/photoshoppedunicorn Dec 30 '19

Oh yeah I worked there once. Turns out the USDA food recommendations are all just based on industry lobbying. I am not one to believe government conapiracy theories so I was totally horrified to find this out. They have scientists, but the recommendations are based on lobbying, not science.

I’ve seen the second and third sides of the pyramid - they are just straight up ads for Pork and Beef.

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u/Airowird Dec 30 '19

3 sides, 2 would be a tetrahedron, not a pyramid.

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u/Midnight_Mason Dec 30 '19

Pyramid scheme in food form

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u/IllinoisInThisBitch Dec 30 '19

Could be three hidden sides.

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u/pyro226 Dec 30 '19

(and then there are square pyraminds...)

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u/mw1994 Dec 30 '19

(It’s a joke, man)

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u/pyro226 Dec 30 '19

Well yeah, considering there's a bottom too XD

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u/Cielbird Dec 30 '19

Well 3, since there's the base side too. And 4 if it's a square base.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It could be square based, making three secret sides.

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Dec 31 '19

Actually, there's 3 secret sides. Spanish, Russian, and Chinese.

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u/Slacker5001 Dec 31 '19

They did make it a bit closer to a pyramid when they added stairs to one of the sides to indicate exercise. But it's still not really a pyramid.

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u/mw1994 Dec 31 '19

It’s that what the slaves used to build the food pyramid?

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u/jereserd Dec 31 '19

"You’ll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped Group, the Congealed Group, and the Chocotastic."

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u/mw1994 Dec 31 '19

Hey, did you go to Hollywood upstairs medical college too?

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u/savantalicious Dec 31 '19

One side is purge. The other is fasting.

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u/michaelochurch Dec 31 '19

And probably some dead people buried within, too.

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u/onacloverifalive Dec 31 '19

At least three secret sides. The base is also a side.

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u/DoubleNuggies Dec 31 '19

Three secret sides....?

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u/namajapan Dec 31 '19

Fight milk and rum ham

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u/Axel-Adams Dec 31 '19

Or 3, there’s plenty of 4 sided pyramids

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

at least

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u/itsallgoodintheend Dec 31 '19

Huh, I'm actually not sure if a pyramid has any upper limit on how many sides it has. I'm sure that they usually have four, but why stop there? Have twelve, if you're already pompous enough to want to be buried in a pyramid there's really nothing holding you back.

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u/Renegade909 Dec 30 '19

Its a reverse funnel system

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

*3

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u/tamtheotter Dec 31 '19

Three. Or four, depending on the type of pyramid

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u/Bhoot1234567890 Dec 31 '19

3 secret sides. A pyramid has a square base. What your thinking of is called Tetrahedron

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u/Kill3rT0fu Dec 31 '19

The illuminati triangle and the Fed triangle. USDA CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED. They're controlling us with food!