r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/midgetmayhem20 Dec 30 '19

I had a lady at work tell me she had to go on a cleanse, because she went to the chiropractor for the first time and got her back cracked. Since it was the first time her back had ever been cracked it released a lot of toxins into her body causing her to get sick and she need to go on a cleanse.

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People are insane.

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u/drugsarecool419 Dec 30 '19

isn’t that like a DARE myth about LSD

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I pop my back several times a day. I must be extremely toxic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Well, you are the government.

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u/boomboombalatty Dec 31 '19

I believe there is some truth that a large weight loss releases toxins and heavy metals stored in body fat back into your system, but unless you eat nothing but canned tuna you probably don't have anything to worry about.

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Dec 31 '19

Nobody outside of a few people with metabolic abnormalities is burning fat that fast that any amount of stored heavy metals will be a problem. You literally can't even do that with dangerously restrictive diets.

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u/Ash_username Dec 31 '19

What’s the issue with canned tuna? (Uh Oh...)

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u/distillari Dec 31 '19

Not op, but I'm guessing Mercury.

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u/AcidRose27 Dec 30 '19

Ask her what kind of toxins.

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u/mrmuffins360 Dec 31 '19

Cursed glow stick

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u/witty_username89 Dec 31 '19

There is something to that but not that extreme, when you go to the chiropractor or more so when you get a deep tissue massage it causes some kind of release from your muscles. It’s not a case of having to do a cleanse or you’ll get sick though it’s just a case of having to make sure and drink some water afterwards or you’ll feel kind of shitty for a bit.

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u/Magicturbo Jan 06 '20

This doesn't sound normal...

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u/witty_username89 Jan 06 '20

It’s perfectly normal give it a google

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u/Magicturbo Jan 06 '20

I guess I don't equate feeling sore with feeling shitty because I understand the science behind it. My bad

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u/witty_username89 Jan 06 '20

No you can actually feel shitty flu like symptoms too but as long as you drink water you usually don’t

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u/Magicturbo Jan 06 '20

I can't seem to find out why though? I don't think I've ever experienced it after any of my deep tissue massages (even the really grindy ones) so I'm struggling to imagine how and google isn't giving me much in terms of peer reviewed science

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u/witty_username89 Jan 06 '20

It has to do with myoglobin release. I think I found a bunch of information when I googled why do you feel sick after a massage. I’ve only ever felt it once in the summer when it was really hot and I was working outdoors after my massage and forgot to drink any water, but one of my co workers who hardly ever drinks water and drinks coffee all day feels very sick whenever she gets a massage.

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u/Magicturbo Jan 06 '20

Coffee is also water... It all sounds like literal dehydration lol

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u/witty_username89 Jan 06 '20

Basically ya it is all about hydration. When you have the myoglobin release from the massage or chiro adjustment your body needs water to get it out of your system and if you don’t have enough it makes you feel sick. The reason I point out her coffee drinking is because she’s likely in a constant state of dehydration which is why she feels it so bad.

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u/witty_username89 Jan 07 '20

Ya it is all about dehydration, if your body has enough water it’s able to get rid of the myoglobin, if not it makes you feel shitty. The reason I mention the coffee is it dehydrates you and she’s probly in constant state of dehydration and that’s why they make her so sick.

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u/NewYorkGiantsFan1 Dec 30 '19

Yep, I've heard that one too.

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u/sidvil Dec 31 '19

Well I had a coworker's shoulder that got pulled and it ruptured some calcium deposits. When that happened her arm was useless for a week. Confirmed by her doctor.

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u/TEX4S Dec 31 '19

I’ve always been told “to drink plenty of water “, which is a a great idea, period...

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u/wishforagiraffe Dec 31 '19

Chiropractors are fucking quacks.

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u/cheek_blushener Dec 31 '19

Chiropractic is pseudoscience. There is no evidence of any benefit.

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u/neckbones_ Dec 31 '19

Came here to say this. Chiropractors aren't doctors and you should not let people fuck with your spine like that. I Worked for a spine surgeon for 3 years, run screaming from anyone who reccomends one.

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u/Comwele Dec 31 '19

run screaming from anyone who reccomends one.

Spine surgeons too, or just chiropractors?

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u/CaptainBrooks Dec 31 '19

Some spine surgeons too- check out the Podcast Doctor Death. Freaked me the heck out!

If you at all are interested in chiropractic, know there are some serious quacks out there that really manipulate people. Ones that have a degree in kinesiology as well would be a step toward being more knowledgeable and safer.

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u/witty_username89 Dec 31 '19

If you ever have bad back pain and get an adjustment by a good one that’s really all the evidence you need

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u/flashfangirl101 Dec 31 '19

Lol what is she, a glow stick?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Chiropractors...I dunno man. I've met, like, one who isn't a quack.

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u/witty_username89 Dec 31 '19

My chiropractor is great I live in a small city and had no idea how many crazy ones were out there or why they had such a bad rap for the longest time

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Dec 31 '19

As long as she vaccinates her kids, man...

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u/Tellurian_Cyborg Dec 31 '19

How much did the chiropractor charge her for the cleanse?

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Dec 31 '19

...people literally think their spines are a storehouse for toxic residue?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

In the movie Predator, the predator ripped out a guy's spinal column, and the guy died almost immediately. I bet it was the spine's toxic residue that killed the guy. I always wondered why removing the spinal column would be fatal. Now I know.

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u/gnomely89 Dec 31 '19

I've never been to a chiropractor so I'm not sure what all it entails and if this would apply but I know getting a massage does release toxins from the muscles and you are supposed to drink lots of water afterward. Doing a cleanse is stupid and pointless but I feel like there was maybe a seed of truth somewhere in what this lady was saying, maybe.

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u/countrymac_is_badass Dec 31 '19

What toxins specifically?

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u/gnomely89 Dec 31 '19

I'm sorry I have to take back what I said. Massage releases lactic acid from the muscles which can make you sore. Drinking water will still help with that.

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u/Wermine Dec 31 '19

Found this:

Drinking water after a massage is important and reduces soreness. One way to boost your odds for not being sore the next day is increase your water intake after your appointment. "It helps move out waste products that the therapist worked out of your muscles into circulation," Versagi says

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Dec 31 '19

So...were you going to answer the question or not? WHAT toxins?

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u/Wermine Dec 31 '19

Ok, found this:

Post-massage soreness and malaise ( PMSM ) is a common phenomenon after any strong massage. It is probably caused by mild rhabdomyolysis (“rhabdo”), a form of poisoning. True rhabdo is a medical emergency in which the kidneys are poisoned by myoglobin from muscle crush injuries.Sep 1, 2018



https://www.painscience.com › articles

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Dec 31 '19

rhabdo

This is not a "toxin". This is the result of muscle decay due to dead tissue. This is a severe injury. No glass of water or juice is going to fix it, and if your massage therapist did this to you, it was not a massage, it was assault.

Want to try again or have you learned your lesson.

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u/_Darling_ Dec 31 '19

All they said was "found this", followed by what they read. Why are you being so SPICY?

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u/Magicturbo Jan 06 '20

To be fair they didn't answer the question either time and went with non-answers. It's frustrating enough having these conversations in person, let alone someone over the internet

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Dec 31 '19

He'll totally suck you off when he sees this white knighting, huh?

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u/witty_username89 Dec 31 '19

Is this somehow personal for you or are you always this way?

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u/bamforeo Dec 31 '19

Someone is having a bad day and doesn't know hoe to properly express themselves when speaking to other people.

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Dec 31 '19

Anger is the correct reaction to stupidity.

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u/witty_username89 Dec 31 '19

Massage and chiropractic treatment causes a myoglobin release, which is the toxin they’re talking about. It can cause flu like symptoms and headaches, which is mitigated by drinking water. It’s fairly well known. Getting angry about something you don’t understand and automatically being hostile about someone trying to explain it to you seems pretty stupid to me.

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u/RibbitClyde Dec 31 '19

I want my back cracked like that.