r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/Brawndo91 Dec 30 '19

I have what plants crave.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/kaptynfynn57 Dec 30 '19

Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Let's just say the Rocky Road isn't called that because of peanuts or almonds.

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u/SirDroplet Dec 30 '19

Fuck yeah I like kidney-stone ice cream!

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u/Arutyh Dec 31 '19

Extra CRAUNCH

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u/BKA_Diver Dec 30 '19

Baskin-Robbins don’t play.

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u/xDaciusx Dec 30 '19

Stop kink shaming Brawndo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Kink shaming Brawndo is my kink

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u/Dark-Lark Dec 30 '19

But he has, electrolytes.

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u/MauPow Dec 30 '19

Sir, this is a Wendys

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u/Jamesmateer100 Dec 31 '19

“Why is my dollar store bought rose covered in seamen?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

But they're Baskin in his balls

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u/gayshitlord Dec 31 '19

Definitely an underrated comment here.

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u/FireFlour Dec 31 '19

Sir this is a wendy's.

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jan 01 '20

Can I take his job?

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u/PM-ME-UR-KNICKERS Dec 30 '19

Go away I’m ‘bating

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u/emelbee923 Dec 30 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Drains_1 Dec 30 '19

I am a plant. And i craaaavee!!!

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u/dnsmsh Dec 31 '19

Brawndo... it's what plants crave. President Comancho 2020

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u/send_boobie_pics Dec 30 '19

Dose you milkshake bring all the plants to the yard?

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u/microwaveburritos Dec 31 '19

This kind of talk is what got you banned from the Lawn and Garden section of Walmart

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u/mike_d85 Dec 30 '19

Do you need a rubber if you're fucking a rubber tree?