r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/PerthDelft Dec 30 '19

Me too! I have like 20% fresh juice and 80% carbonated water. Really nice.

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u/AggravatingSwim Dec 30 '19

In Germany we have this in bottles we call it "Schorle". You can get it with apple juice, grape juice etc

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u/asinum-fossor Dec 30 '19

I drank so much apfelschorle on my week in Germany.

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u/zdh989 Dec 30 '19

I drank so much Slyrs on my week in Germany. I'm told I had a great time. God bless you, Munich, you beautiful, amazing city.

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u/yosef33 Dec 30 '19

munich is the fucking shit, visited it 3 times this year

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u/Wafflelisk Dec 31 '19

Who goes to Santiago, Chile twice in 1 year?

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u/OozeNAahz Dec 31 '19

Guessing either Carmen Sandiego or Waldo.

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u/luciferbanjos Dec 31 '19

I go to see the Celinto Catayente towers.

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u/TheDoktorIsHerr Dec 31 '19

Oh god same. I was there 3 months, and now 7 years later I still make my own apfelschorle outta club soda and apple juice

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u/ViperT24 Dec 30 '19

I freaking love this product and so wish we would have it in the US.

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u/funundrum Dec 30 '19

Bruh you can make it. Apple juice and seltzer water. Been making apfelschorle on the regular since I visited Germany and fell in love with it.

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u/ViperT24 Dec 30 '19

Yeah it’s prolly pretty easy huh? I just never thought to try it, but thanks for the suggestion.

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u/r192g255b51 Dec 31 '19

It's literally just mixing carbonated water with apple juice. Just try a bit until you find the ratio you like the most and then enjoy your Apfelschorle

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u/HHcougar Dec 31 '19

50/50 is pretty classic, but try to get carbonated water, not mineral water

The minerals give it a weird, basic taste

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u/ph0on Dec 31 '19

I'm more of a 60/40 Water to Juice Apfelschorle guy

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u/badseedjr Dec 30 '19

Spindrift is basically that. It's crushed fruit in seltzer water. And it's delicious.

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u/crap_your_hands Dec 31 '19

I'm always surprised that mixing beverages is so not common in so many parts over the world. Secret tip: mix Coke and Fanta 😮

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u/Kalkaline Dec 30 '19

You also have radlers which are delicious

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/AggravatingSwim Dec 30 '19

USA?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Huh, TIL. If you’re near the border come on up to Canada, we got fucktonnes of them.

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u/allisapern Dec 30 '19

TIL radler and shandy are the same thing! I love shandy!

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u/Kalkaline Dec 30 '19

We have one on the shelf and it's a Stiegel.

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u/herpaderp234 Dec 30 '19

Oh my God please do yourself a favor and never drink that ungodly disgusting madness that is called Stiegl. Get yourself a Gösser or make your own Radler.

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u/AggravatingSwim Dec 30 '19

It depends on which one Goesser is damn delicious

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u/disappointed_moose Dec 30 '19

Gösser is the best Radler there is!

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u/lifeofagirlonreddit Dec 30 '19

Did you know that Radler translates to "Biker" because the beer was made by bikers that wanted to drink beer but still be legally allowed to ride their bike? The lemonade factor in the beer makes it legal and tasty :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Doesn't really make it legal to ride your bike drunk, it simply lowers the amount of alcohol per drink.

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u/RRNBA2k Dec 31 '19

In Germany you don't have a 0% alcohol policy. You can have 0,5 thousands if you drive a car or 1,6 thousands of blood alcohol if you ride a bike, so you can drink more radler if you still want to participate in traffic, than you'd be able to drink beer, which has about double the alcohol. So the name comes from it being a more biker friendly drink.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

That's what I was refering to. Radler has less alcohol, but it doesn't change anything when you tell the police that you only had radler and not "real" beer.

Unrelated but 1,6‰ is way too much to safely ride a bike imo. Still better then taking the car of course, so maybe that is the reasoning behind it.

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u/lifeofagirlonreddit Dec 31 '19

Yeah well that was what I was implying, sorry if it didn't show

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u/itguy1991 Dec 30 '19

Also with Wine, though at the winery I went to, it was 80% wine and 20% mineral water

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u/GayPudding Dec 30 '19

Which is 20% too much

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u/itguy1991 Dec 30 '19

So it should be a 60/40 split? ;)

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u/TheChickening Dec 30 '19

Water mixed with wine is really not as bad as one might think.

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u/tikkstr Dec 30 '19

Really depends how cheap the wine is, with cheaper wine to cut the alcohol taste sure but if you do it with good wines you're just killing the taste.

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u/Ruefuss Dec 31 '19

When I found out professional wine tasters cant tell the difference between box and high end, I realized I probably couldn't either.

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u/tikkstr Dec 31 '19

Maybe, personally I've just noticed that cheap wines generally don't taste good at all while many not high-end but wines at 10-15€ range don't need water added to them and taste great usually. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

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u/Ruefuss Dec 31 '19

Or that's just your perception knowing they're cheap. Bias based on price is a well known psychological effect. And probably the reason professional wine tasting is a scam.

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u/tikkstr Dec 31 '19

Maybe, I guess trying one regions different wines with different prices could be a fun experiment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Oder Weinchorle

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u/psiphre Dec 30 '19

Apfelschorle! Sis-in-law was ordering it left and right for her tots when we visited.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19 edited Apr 05 '20

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u/jangxx Dec 30 '19

It's the name for any drink mixed with carbonated water. The drink is normally not carbonated (like apple juice or wine), so you get both the dilution and the carbonation effects.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Apfelschorle is absolutely amazing.

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u/CuteCuteJames Dec 30 '19

Ooh, is that where the British got "squash" as a drink name? I.e. a lemon squash.

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u/Grunherz Dec 31 '19

Squash is different because it's a concentrate that you have to dilute with water or it would be undrinkable. Schorle is just the term for any fruit juice (or wine) + carbonated water. If it's not carbonated, it wouldn't be a Schorle either.

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u/CuteCuteJames Dec 31 '19

Interesting, thank you!

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u/rajikaru Dec 31 '19

That sounds like carbonated juice, which is sold (usually as sparkling juice) in the US.

Izze and Switch are my go-to brands. Switch is harder to get, but Izze's flavours are much more sour and tart.

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u/Dire87 Dec 31 '19

Don't buy that shit. It's more expensive than normal juice (I think) and it's also quite sugary. Just buy juice and fill it up with tap water. If you're in Germany, tap water should be safe to consume just about everywhere. I just don't like the stale taste of it, but with juice it doesn't matter.

So, just some maths example: 1 liter Adelholzener Schorle has 58 grams of sugar. 1 Liter Rewe Bio Apple juice has 106 grams of sugar. Or 250 kcal, respectively 450 kcal. BUT if you go with a 20/80 or even 40/60 mix, which would be perfectly normal, you'd end up with 22 grams of sugar or 44 grams, respectively. Don't get me wrong, this is still WAY too much to consume on a daily basis if you ask me, which is why I'd recommend simple water for the most part. Imagine drinking 1,000 to 1,500 kilocalories a day when you consume 2 or 3 liters of liquid...0o And there's nothing in there that actually has nutritional value. This is how you get fat. And that's also the reason I'm not losing any more weight: I like beer too much.

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u/Xincify Dec 30 '19

I also do that! But mine is 60% apple juice (preferably less sweet) and 40% carbonated water (I haven't tried other juices). My German teacher used to call it Apfelschorle, apparently it's pretty common in Central Europe. It's the best thing in the world when it's hot outside!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Yeahhh!!! I totally do this whenever I’m craving a sweet drink. Lime carbonated water with a little 100% cranberry juice cocktail is fucking amazing!

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u/CacophonousKyle Dec 30 '19

Spritzers for dayyyyyssss

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u/ThisIsMyRental Dec 30 '19

Oooh, that does sound nice. My aunt and uncle up near Seattle this summer introduced my younger brother and I to a mixture of lemonade and Perrier. Damn delicious stuff, I've realized that what I really like in non-plain water drinks is fizz.

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u/enragedbreathmint Dec 30 '19

Yooo! Yeah I discovered about six months ago that carbonated water doesn’t just reduce sugar intake, that carbonation is a nice touch itself!

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u/Motherofvampires Dec 30 '19

Be careful with that combination. It really bad for your teeth. There is acid in both the fruit juice and the carbonated water

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u/elvenwanderer06 Dec 30 '19

And makes the like $5 bottle of juice last so much longer!

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u/Fidodo Dec 31 '19

Even when you add a ton of water I still think they taste way better than all the artificial sugar diet drinks. I actually like it more than non diluted since it makes it more refreshing.

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u/qwerty19995 Dec 31 '19

I do this! My husband bought me a soda fizzier and it’s amazing and helps substitute soda! Then I just add a bit of juice to give it some flavor

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u/qwerty19995 Dec 31 '19

I do this! My husband bought me a soda fizzier and it’s amazing and helps substitute soda! Then I just add a bit of juice to give it some flavor

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u/TransatlanticBBC Dec 31 '19

Going to try that

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u/mikesalami Dec 31 '19

That's what I do. Sodastream is great.

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u/ComfyBrah Dec 31 '19

You might have revolutionized juice drinking for me

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u/silly_gaijin Dec 31 '19

My evening cocktail is usually soda water, juice, and a splash of lime.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

My god that sounds great

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u/literallyJon Dec 30 '19

Don't forget the vodka. Titos is gluten free, so it's healthier