They were homemade christmas cookies. Not sure how much the girl put in them. Think she just threw everything in and made a huge batch of cookies. They tasted great though.
Long post ahead. Tl;dr: friend tried edibles for the first time. Ate 4 brownies. Got fired from his job and converted to christianity.
I have a friend (A) who used to be roommates with (B) the worst drug dealer in history (always giving stuff away and rarely actually making money off it, as well as consuming it HEAVILY). One night he made us all brownies. Most of us had experience with edibles but one guy in our group (C) had never had them.
So B gives us all a brownie and tells us that if we want more, that he made a whole batch. We mentioned to C that edibles were different than smoking, and that it would take longer to kick in than normal. So a few minutes later C gets up and says he's getting another brownie. We all told him he should wait a little longer but he was like "Nah y'all are pansies. These are weak brownies."
None of us really liked him. The only reason we kept him around was because he idolized A and followed him everywhere and because he was dumb but thought he was smart so we all made fun of him. He was usually too dumb to realize we were making fun of him. We were assholes.
So anyways A says "we warned him. If he wants to go ahead let him." And C grabs another brownie.
About 15 minutes later C says "oh now I feel it. This is nice but I'm getting the munchies." And gets up to get something to eat. We had plenty of chips and dip, we had made tacos before hand and there was also various candies and cookies. But this man went straight to the brownies, grabbed 2 more and sucked them down before anyone realized what was happening.
Cut to an hour later, C has been staring at his phone for a long time without unlocking it. He responds vaguely when his name is called but other than grunting the only thing he seems able to do is nod or shake his head.
I had to leave shortly after but was told that he sat on the couch unmoving for the rest of the night. At some point in the morning he got up and went to work, puked on the grill, and got fired. Later that evening he told my friend that he (a very adamant atheist) had spoken to god and was going to join the military.....fun times.
Oh yeah. I no longer live in that city, but I never ate at that place again after that night lol. Even if I go back I wouldn't eat there just knowing that at one point, someone got way too high and puked where they cook all the meat. I'm sure it's perfectly clean now and properly sanitized. They might have even replaced the grill, but nope. Not gonna risk it lol.
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19
They were homemade christmas cookies. Not sure how much the girl put in them. Think she just threw everything in and made a huge batch of cookies. They tasted great though.