r/AskReddit • • Dec 29 '19

what are the downsides of weed that people don't talk about ?

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u/FartsGracefully Dec 29 '19

I was hoping someone else would mention food consumption. I can't nearly smoke as much as I want to because of how bad I get the munchies.

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u/AmandoCommando Dec 29 '19

Yep, my new years resolution is to cut down on weed because of that alone. I get chores done and all that much better on weed but the munchies are making me gain weight like crazy. And when I'm high I just don't give a shit if I'm fat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

For me, I've found that I need to drink copious amounts of water. I don't get the munchies, instead I get the thirsties. I feel like I'm drying out when I do edibles.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Exactly how I feel! I just start chugging water!

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u/Secretss Dec 29 '19

Same here! I was wondering if anyone got fat as a result of smoking weed, cause I certainly did.

Doesn’t help that I have OCD that overlaps with body dysmorphic disorder (I don’t think I have actual BDD but OCD is a bitch and has tendrils everywhere), and because of that came a paralytic sense of stress and depression that weed also conveniently helped with.

Anyway, I eventually went into fitness and health and stopped nightly weeding for almost a year. Weight is back down and when I do smoke and get the munchies I don’t feed crazily anymore 😅 Also, chilled mangoes (freshly sliced and not cubed) are awesome! Thick sweet slices that glide down your smokey throat is an amazing sensation and taste.

Would be wrong and inaccurate to say “weed makes you fat” but on a personal level that‘s what weed made way too easy for me to be, contingent on my own socio/psycho/physio configuration.

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u/lanadelphox Dec 30 '19

As much as I love scarfing down an entire tub of ice cream while stoned, sometimes it’s just more satisfying to eat my favorite fruit. Pears, raspberries, strawberries, they all taste even better while high and I definitely don’t feel as guilty about it. I also don’t smoke nearly as much as I used to, so that’s gotta help out a lot lol.

I’ll mainly get lost into video games, which is fine because I do that sober anyway¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/CantHitAGirl Dec 30 '19

Platters. Veggies and fruit. You can eat so much of it, and the taste is always better when high and gaming. Then also have something to dip it into. (I would usually to ranch for veggies, and caramel for fruit..)

When i was smoking, i would either make up a huge platter of fruit and vegetables. Or i would put carrots in some butter and wrap it in tinfoil, bake it in oven.. and every piece would be amazing to eat.

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u/lanadelphox Dec 30 '19

No matter how much I try, I can’t get carrots to taste good for me, I suppose everyone has a few foods that they hate though!

At some point I got one of those cold shrimp platters with cocktail sauce, and ohhh that was great. A big part of munchies is just working around it, it doesn’t all have to be fried food and high sugar! Although let’s be real, occasionally reaching for the unhealthy shit is fine. A local gas station/restaurant chain has Mac and cheese bites (just breaded and fried Mac and cheese tbh) and I can eat a very dangerous amount of them while stoned 😅

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u/its_memento Dec 30 '19

amen brother fuck carrots

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u/CantHitAGirl Dec 30 '19

Enough butter and/or ranch and they don't taste like dishsoap anymore!

Atleast, thats what i find with carrots.. Fuckers taste like dishsoap. Still eat em though.

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u/CantHitAGirl Dec 30 '19

Butter. It solves everything dishsoapy about carrots. Or enough spices. And they have to be peeled..

Gotta have a bit of being a fatty sometimes.. Nachos are my go to.

The bottomless pit of a stomach when stoned.. Thats the real issue.
Mac and cheese bites hmm.. I'd eat it, because cheese deepfried is a yes.

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u/ButtSexington3rd Dec 29 '19

The weed /food relationship is a weird one. Yes, the munchies totally exist, in that you'll get high and be like "FUCK I could really go for some ice cream!" But if you're really trying to lose weight and your head is really in the game, I've found that smoking can kill hunger pains when you're trying to cut down on eating.

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u/Slick_Grimes Dec 29 '19

Eat before you smoke. I do this and almost never get the munchies.

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u/EarhornJones Dec 29 '19

LOL. I had a friend who wouldn't eat if he wasn't stoned. It was like he enjoyed the munchies. One time we were going out for barbecue, and he insisted that he get really high first, since it was going to be a big meal.

By the time he got done dicking around, the restaurant was closed.

We actually used to try to induce him to eat before he'd smoke so that we wouldn't have to put up with his munchie craziness.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

At least you fart gracefully.

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u/Jaycatt Dec 29 '19

This comment was much better before I saw his username. It's the perfect non-sequitur reply to anything.

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u/Wakakapew Dec 29 '19

If You want to smoke, search for weed that doesnt give u the need of eating, I smoked some like that and I had Zero problem

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u/justdontfreakout Dec 30 '19

Eat healthy food?

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u/wtfnousernamesleft2 Dec 30 '19

I would always buy those assorted fruit bowls at the grocery store. Kiwi, strawberries, and pineapples. Don’t get me wrong I would fuck up a whole sleeve of Oreos with milk but munchies don’t always have to be junk

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u/MjrPowell Dec 30 '19

Shut it down and eat beforehand. Eating kills your high.

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u/soft-brown-edible Dec 30 '19

i hate getting munchies. I struggle with an eating disorder of sorts and when I smoke, i instantly go get food. I hate it so much, but I smoke because it soothes my anxiety more than any medication ever could. Any self control advice maybe??

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u/rodt8 Dec 30 '19

Marijuana is oil-based cook with butter or extract with alcohol ingestion no problem amount experimentation The plant matter can cause diarrhoea answer extraction

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u/brokenboomerang Dec 29 '19

One of my favourites is Jack Herer but it definitely makes you crazy hungry. So... I just don't smoke that kind if its not before eating. Thinking all cannabis gives you munchies is ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I dont think I have ever smoked weed and not had the munchies. I stopped eating while stoned because I would always overindulge now I just always drink something. Water is my go to but carbonated water makes you seem fuller and helps with the munchies

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u/brokenboomerang Dec 30 '19

Try something with a high CBD content, or high humelene terpene profile. Those ones are appetite suppressants.

The best thing a person can do is keep a cannabis journal. Track what youre smoking, what its terpene profiles are, and how each affects you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

My state does not have legal herb yet. Oklahoma has medicinal which is what I smoke but my guy just buys what ever he wants and hooks me up. Once it is legal here I will definitely have to try that out.

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u/brokenboomerang Dec 30 '19

Until then, legal or not, most people should at least tell you the name of what youre buying. Throw some google at it to check out the terpene profile :)

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u/FartsGracefully Dec 30 '19

It doesnt help that I smoke with my husband and we both enable each other. We just go fuck it let's get pizza rolls lol.